Comedy Writer
paulscheer
When I record the Jersey Shore, I also record something on the History Channel because I don't want my TIVO to think less of me.
MikeDrucker
Heading to @sarajbenincasa show at Sirius.
by Mike Drucker, Contributing Writer For The Onion,
Saturday Night Live, and Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, Comedy Writer
robhuebel
I am eating lunch with a priest. He said he gets lots of free stuff.
stephenfry
Wow. What a city this is. http://twitpic.com/29umpg
mrdavehill
Just in case anyone is wondering- I have been to a lot of bases that are out there today.
erockappel
The hallway outside my office is pretty fucking star studded today. Isn't that right SALMA HAYEK!?
mrdavehill
Guess who has to top up again already! My life is total bullshit!
ThatKevinSmith
NYC & the great state of NEW JERSEY! On MONDAY, I turn 40! Please come watch it happen: http://tinyurl.com/ItWas40YearsAgoToday #TapedForTV
stephenfry
Now this is sailing - http://twitpic.com/29uatg
ThatKevinSmith
Via @Judasfry "prefer home episodes...the intimacy seems to allow for a less guarded laughs/stories" To me, it's Strawberry or Grape jelly.
ThatKevinSmith
HOUSTON! You have no problems - 'cause #LIVEnudeSMOD has splashed down! @SMosier , @BryAndWalt & I take over your Alamonian House of Drafts!
ThatKevinSmith
Via @mrBgone1155 "Home is very intimate & well paced. Live is more of a direct shot." At home, we're only trying to make EACH OTHER laugh.
ThatKevinSmith
Via @Billy3152 "I am 40 & beginning to love comics because of you guys" So... you're NOT outraged by this whole BatScat scandal? #NewReaders
ThatKevinSmith
Via @Badbadkitty75 "Whats w/all the Batman peeing" Number one: don't be pissed, or you're in spills. Tempest in a peepot that needs a flush.
ThatKevinSmith
Via @Langthecat "Gyre 6 was cold. murderous smoothie, Satan's Margarita, Dick Cheney's heart, but good." That the book where Batman pees?
mileskahn
And here I just thought it raped my eyeballs (@swish : THE "LAGUNA BEACH" RAPE EFFECT http://bit.ly/cRWgTS)
ThatKevinSmith
Via @sonic43 "Did you decide if RedState was shooting digital or film" Last I heard from @ThatDavidKlein , RED will be shot on a @RedCamera .
mileskahn
Honestly, that is one of the worst ideas ever. Flattering, but awful. @chainmailchuck :Give the seat in the WH press room to the Daily Show!
stephenfry
Starting the day with a sail and a piece about nautical language: http://twitpic.com/29u0ei
ThatKevinSmith
Via @TheUrbanGorilla "What Batman stories should i have read before picking up Gyre" Anything I wrote for DC and Engelhart & Rogers' Batman.
baratunde
Meeting with @moth . #MayorBusiness #MayorThurston (@ Delicatessen w/ @moth ) http://4sq.com/6sKRLF
ThatKevinSmith
Via @lolunix "Not everyone seems to be happy with GYRE 6" Damn. No 100% approval? Naturally, some won't dig. But I'm seeing FAR more love...
ThatKevinSmith
Via @filmthreat "Where's RedState being filmed?" California, sir. Up Whittier way. 80% of it shoots behind maximum security walls. #srsly
jordanrubin
I ate so much Mexican food last night that I just took the morning after pill.
