Brian Posehn
comic, has a role in the Sarah Silverman Program
comedian, actor, writer, giant idiot
Stand-up
http://twitter.com/thebrianposehn
http://www.myspace.com/brianposehn
46896 followers
826 tweets
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At Sonisphere Knebworth on Sunday, Bohemia Stage at 4:05pm. Tuesday night, my first UK theater show at Leicester square theatre. Tix still..
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Second day in London. I've smashed into the same pole at the Kings Cross train station six times trying to find Hogwarts. Four more tries.
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Listening to Black Breath, digging it. Played America's Volume Dealer by Corrosion of Conformity yesterday. Why aren't they bigger?
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Des Moines Funnybone tomorrow through Saturday. Currently sitting in Dallas airport with my duffel bag full of dick jokes. Don't tell TSA.
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Never liked podcasts, just became a fan of WTF. I'm loving listening to Marc Maron interview my funny friends. #boredatDallasairport
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Just arrived in Denver, five shows at Comedy Works starting tomorrow. Hey locals, where can I find comics and vinyl?
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Rush doc, Beyond The Lighted Stage is really, really great. Sam Dunn and co. have done it again. DVD extra of their drunken dinner rules.
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Just woke up.I sold a pitch to Mel Gibson yesterday. He plays an innercity b-ball coach. Happy, slept like a baby. Anything in the news?
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Very cool. Reminds this nerd of a time I didnt hate Star Wars. RT @cyborgturkey : This is DELIGHTFUL RT @JaneEspenson : http://bit.ly/9ANnqU
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Following British friends like @simonpegg , @nickjfrost and @warrenellis during today's footy match was very entertaining.I think they lost.
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Great weekend at Hilarities in Cleveland. Thanks everybody. Found great old record store, My Mind's Eye. They had Angel Witch. Holy shit!
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Hey Louisville stoners: RT @DougBenson :Who's coming to see me and @grahamelwood tomorrow at 4:20 at the Improv in Louisville? www.improv.com
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Cleveland, I'll be at Hilarities for five shows starting tomorrow night. The hilarious Jeremy Essig will be with me. Should be good weekend.
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Anybody see the Big Four flick last night? Better yet, has anybody been to the live shows?
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#ukdebutRT @Ticketline : Tickets on sale now for Metal funny man @thebrianposehn Leicester Square Theatre 3rd Aug - http://tix.tl/brianposehn
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Hope the rioting doesn't make it to Encino. I'm watching old Buffy episodes and can't be bothered with tipping over cop cars. #fatoldnerd
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Happy to announce my UK debut. I'll be on the comedy stage at Sonisphere Knebworth and presenting at the Kerrang awards. Metal nerd dream.
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Anyway, how is Red Dead Redemption? I plan to pick it up tomorrow. Does it live up to the crazy hype?
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Fun weekend in Grand Rapids marred by final show. I let fifteen loud assholes ruin it for everyone. Sorry to those that were enjoying it.
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Westboro Baptist Church plan to picket the public memorial service of Ronnie James Dio on May 30. - Fucking with metal heads=not very smart!
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Six bachelorette parties at my early show. Good idea, ladies... go watch three ugly guys talk about their dicks for an hour and a half.
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Landed in Grand Rapids, MI. I'm at Dr. Grins tonight through Saturday. Car company sent a stretch limo. Party. Glad I brought an 8 ball.
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Hey, if you haven't seen my new video yet, Check out @funnyordie home page,"More Metal Than You" is featured. http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/3xwy
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Ronnie James Dio was the nicest legend I have ever met. Still in shock. I really thought we were going to have him for a while. RIP, sir...
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If you are at the Crocodile, yell Slayer!
