Brian Posehn
comic, has a role in the Sarah Silverman Program
comedian, actor, writer, giant idiot
Stand-up
http://twitter.com/thebrianposehn
http://www.myspace.com/brianposehn
33714 followers
722 tweets
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Tried to nap at Arclight cinema today but that Bruce Willis movie wouldnt shut the fuck up! #toohighforcopout
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Doing that Night of 140 tweets benefit at UCB tonight. Still not sure what I'm going to say/tweet. Suggestions or requests? #badidea
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Me too! RT @dragonboysuede : I will be there! RT @ DaveHolmes So who else out there is performing at A Night Of 140 Tweets tomorrow night?
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New album 'Fart and Wiener Jokes' coming this April! http://bit.ly/919Mah
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Stuck on the 101, digging new Overkill disc. Classic sing-along choruses, crunchy and mean guitars.
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Cranked Charred Walls Of the Damned as I walked around the city this morning. Really digging that record.
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Having a great day in SF. Respect to one of my heroes. http://twitpic.com/171i7c
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Just landed in San Francisco. Six shows at Cobbs this weekend. Gonna hang with high school friends, should be a boozy weekend.
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I think the lady next to me on this plane has meat in her pockets. Wish my dogs were here, they could confirm it.
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Gamers, thanks for the recommends. I will be high and playing Bio Shock 2 tonight. Heavy Rain got a lot of mentions too.
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Home for five days then off to my favorite city, SF. Six shows at Cobbs in the home of thrash metal and amazing Chinese food.
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Hey gamers, what should I buy first? Dante's Inferno ? Bio-Shock 2? Or Aliens/Predator?
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Thanks Peoria, for filling the Jukebox comedy club this weekend. The owner is happier than I've ever seen him. San Francisco in five days.
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@steveagee Happy late birthday, fuckface!!
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@nerdist Burbank is the Detroit of the valley.
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Machine Shop in Flint,MI tonight. Jukebox in Peoria tomorrow-Saturday.
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@steveagee Are you trying to sell a pilot like that "dad says" asshole?
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Going home with Carcass on my headphones. Good morning, LA. Flint and Peoria later this week. #coldasfucktour
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At Louisville Airport early. Empty airports always skeeve me out. Apocalyptic, always reminds me of King's The Langoliers.
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@SarahKSilverman Where are you going with Steve?
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RT @ssprogram : Ever get pooped on by a bird? @thebrianposehn gets his revenge tonight @ 10:30/9:30c. ---I had a lot of fun shooting this ep.
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RT @DougBenson : I saw Shaun White almost die once. Brian Posehn was there too. No, it wasn't a dream. --- He is not lying. Brutal crash.
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Hey, Louisville. I'll be at your world famous Improv next weekend. Get out of the cold and enjoy the warmth of my masturbating stories.
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@ScottAukerman Yep, she sucks.
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One of my favorite comics @PFTompkins is on John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show tonight! ON TELEVISION! http://bit.ly/4zve7B

