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Wendy's To Phase Out Unpopular Hamburger Sandwich http://onion.com/ccl7Ln
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#QuotesFromTheWeek: "Bringing cocaine to a party is always a good way to get me to remember who you are" http://onion.com/arRXFn
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#QuotesFromTheWeek: "I probably should have known when he tried to sell me a bunch of sunglasses, too." http://onion.com/b8hQJ5
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#QuotesFromTheWeek: "This place is fucking insane" -NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg http://onion.com/9ldi1f
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#QuotesFromTheWeek: "If you had a piece of hotdog, and Darryl wanted it, he just took it." -Avi Wolfman-Arent http://onion.com/atE5Wh
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#QuotesFromTheWeek: "I learned all that really matters about the Muslim faith on 9/11" -Scott Gentries http://onion.com/cjtS5I
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Inside Today's Weekender: Top 10 Places To Live If You've Pretty Much Given Up http://onion.com/cRC8Ge
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Magazine: Don't Show This Cover To Your Wife Unless You Want Your Living Room To Look Exactly Like This http://onion.com/cRC8Ge
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.@The_AV_Club has released @WaitList , a free iPhone app that tracks wait times at bars and eateries. http://bit.ly/b07gtl
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#followfriday Beloved Onion humor columnist @JeanTeasdale who has a book of her own coming out this fall.
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Video In Focus: Packers Fan Announces He Will Return To Drinking For Another Season http://onion.com/cDS6Rx
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NEWSWIRE from ONN video report: Puerto Rican Flag Named Governor Of Puerto Rico http://onion.com/atE5Wh
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Sorry, I'm Just Really Bad With Names And Faces Of People Who Are Not Attractive And Can't Help Advance My Career http://onion.com/arRXFn
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Pentagon Ripped Off By Shady Weapons Dealer http://onion.com/b8hQJ5
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Statshot: What Are Our Favorite Small-Batch Beverages? http://onion.com/9gha4T
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In Focus: Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To The South http://onion.com/bAj6hG
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Infographic: Original Kermit Donated To Smithsonian http://onion.com/axn1rH
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[audio] U.S. To Slow Down Relationship With Uruguay http://onion.com/9gra3p
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American Voices: Tongue Stud May Cause Tooth Gap http://onion.com/dn4nv3
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Man Arriving Early To Party To Walk Up And Down Street For 10 Minutes http://onion.com/c8vCfp
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Department Of Just Saying: 'Been A While Since An Athlete Has Died During A Game' http://onion.com/c9uqGA
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In Focus: New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go http://onion.com/9Mj9ck
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Your Horoscopes - Week Of August 31, 2010 http://onion.com/aglCHg
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