rainnwilson
Recipe for salad: 1 head of iceberg lettuce, shredded.
KenTremendous
"Awww, MAN! I never get to burn ANYTHING." http://nyti.ms/dxojQx
rainnwilson
I find it weird my therapist reads my penis-- I mean tweets. Freudian slip.
rainnwilson
Eva longoria is building homes for kids in Haiti. All you have to do is follow and tweet to help. http://TwitChange.com For details
rainnwilson
Snooki eating a hot dog http://post.ly/wa9v
rainnwilson
In my basement I've started collecting people who collect things. #MetaPsychoKiller
rainnwilson
Off to Toronto Film Fest. where 2 films I did are premiering- SUPER and PEEP WORLD. C U @ the Ryerson @ midnight on Friday! #TIFF
KenTremendous
Dear Universe: please stop making scary things happen to Tom Brady. He is very handsome and I love him and his football team. Love, Ken T.
mindykaling
Sometimes you have to just pretend it was your plan to be really emotional and not have your shit together
KenTremendous
If there is any justice, and I fear there isn't, "Louie" will be nominated for Best Comedy at every awards show with that category.
rainnwilson
Happy New Year, M'Jooz!
rainnwilson
How do you want to retire? http://www.soulpancake.com/post/966/how-do-you-want-to-retire.html
rainnwilson
I love a parade. Of idiots.
rainnwilson
If you are a fantasy football fanatic you MUST follow @FantasyFreaks or you will lose!
rainnwilson
My Awesome Fantasy Football Team http://post.ly/wAhf
rainnwilson
My Fantasy Football Team is Awesome!!! http://post.ly/wAeq
rainnwilson
If you follow @soulpancake on twitter, I will give you a scone.
mindykaling
Breaking Michael's last Christmas episode. Very sad.
mindykaling
A great and fun book about dating for guys, aptly called "How to Succeed With Women Without Being Weird". http://amzn.to/bJ7eqK
mindykaling
Peggy & Don & Pete & Walter & Jesse & Hank, these are my sunday night gang. #thanksAMC
rainnwilson
Best non-fantasy football game I have ever seen. RealScorz Football on Facebook. Check it out http://bit.ly/bRRqjh
KenTremendous
I just got 37.3 meters on QWOP. I feel like I won an Oscar.
rainnwilson
My Dad's first book - 1979 - For real http://post.ly/w2QR
mindykaling
Salt is providing so much running fantasy fodder I can't deal. "My name is Mindy Salt. Find my husband!"
rainnwilson
My son learns all his swear words from watching Rex Ryan on 'Hard Knocks'.
