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A cat named Sockington

Foremost cat personality on Twitter
I am Jason Scott's Cat.
Fake Tweeter
http://twitter.com/sockington
http://www.sockington.org/

sockington zzz WHU WOAH and where exactly am I OH WOW TOP OF TELEVISION man I can sleep anywhere OBVIOUSLY EARNED MY GOLD MEDAL FROM '08 SNOOZELYMPICS
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington ALL RIGHT found the total best sun spot HIGH FIVE actually more that I think of it more like high four COME ON HOW OFTEN DO CATS DO THIS
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington BOOTING UP BEDROOM EXPLORER checking under bed AAAIIIGH DUSTBALLS bedroom explorer has crashed
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington can't really complain about cat tv lately ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING obviously I have the premium channels
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington OKAY FESS UP WHO HID MY MASSIVE STATUE OF MYSELF MADE ENTIRELY OF SALMON all will be forgiven if replaced WAITING PATIENTLY FOR REPLACEMENT
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington HURRAH GIFT GIVING TIME may I present you with 3/4 of a mouse HEY I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR INSINUATIONS or the screaming for that matter
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington DOUBLE FOOD BOWL yeah yeahhhhhhhh SO INTENSE what does this mean OH WOW right here in my hallway STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A TRIPLE FOOD BOWL
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington WELL THE COMMENT PERIOD FOR MY PATENT ON THIRD BREAKFAST FINALLY EXPIRED not like I'd have listened anyway I NOW OWN THIRD BREAKFAST pay up
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington IS THIS BOWL USING ATOM OR RSS OR WHAT keep hitting reload and nothing happens COME ON FIX THE SYNDICATION OF THE MUNCHIES
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington TIME TO PLAY FIND THE FATTY AT COMICCON can you find the food dude if so I will shout your name BIG WHOOP anyway track him at @findfatty
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington PUT YOUR PAWS IN THE AIR LIE YOU JUST DON'T CARE small confession I don't actually care ALSO I AM SLEEPING zzzz
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington SO TIME FOR SURPRISE SOCKINGTON CONTEST find fatty and I will announce your name REGARDLESS OF OUTCOME I GET FOOD everybody wins
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington HEY GUESS WHAT SOCKS ARMY fatty is at comiccon LITTLE HARD TO PICK OUT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington YES I AM EXACTLY THAT VAIN and for the record the song is about me
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington I CAME TO BURY THIS SHAKYMOUSE not to praise him OK BURIED ignore lump in rug THE EVIL THAT CATS DO
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I WILL BE IN MY TARDIS fine it's the litterbox REGARDLESS I AM TRAVELLING FORWARD TO DINNERTIME THEN BACK TO BREAKFAST
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington AIIIIIIIIGH precariously perched throw pillow is the exact opposite of a lap GET AWAY FROM ME OPPOSITE LAP time out for me under this table
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington MUST ADMIT THE WHOLE @OLDSPICE FIASCO WAS LIKE CATNIP who am I kidding nothing is like catnip UH THAT REMINDS ME uh meeting in laundry room
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington ?SYNTAX ERROR please resubmit request NO SERIOUSLY ONE OF THESE YEARS I MIGHT ACTUALLY LISTEN TO A COMMAND keep trying MEANWHILE FOOD
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington HELLO @OLDSPICE much interest at your viral marketing campaign at sockington hq/litterbox I AM A CAT WITH 68 TIMES MORE FOLLOWERS discuss
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington WAITING FOR SKIES TO CLEAR UP then trying to get @pennycat and @sockelganger so we get THREE CAT MOON look I have dreams like anyone else
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington WHILE YOU'RE CONFUSING MC FRONTALOT ABOUT HIS INFLUX OF FOLLOWERS enjoy sockington theme http://bit.ly/aSLgs5 @SOCKELGANGER LOVES IT
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington HEY SOCKS ARMY @mc_frontalot who did the sockington 1m theme says he'll record lady gaga cover at 10k followers YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO pet me
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington staring staring staring staring MAN ARE YOU DULL going back to wall WOW WHAT A WALL
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
sockington LOOK CAN I ASK A PRIVATE QUESTION how many batteries do I take SERIOUSLY AM I JUST A 9-VOLT OR 4 D-CELLS OR AM I SOLAR
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
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