A cat named Sockington
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I am Jason Scott's Cat.
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http://twitter.com/sockington
http://www.sockington.org/
1528883 followers
6168 tweets
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AND A QUICK ADIOS GATICO TO SOCKS ARMY MEMBER NUEBA COMPANION OF @LINAGATO 16 years arriba
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did you know you can sleep an entire day away upside down in a hamper WELL YOU DO NOW just another successful experiment at sockington labs
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ONE WAY TO SKIN A WHAT oh buddy you are fired
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EMPLOYING CAT VETO ON THE PETTING your petition is denied JUST SITTING OVER HERE NO REASON where's the appeal
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COME BACK BARON VON SHAKYMOUSE ALL IS FORGIVEN oh here you are NOW IT IS YOUR TIME TO FORGIVE gnaw gnaw gnaw
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OH SURE WE ALL HEAR ABOUT OSCAR NIGHT nothing about socks night I WAS NOMINATED FOR MOST HUNGRY this is my year I know it
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TOTALLY COSPLAYING A PILLOW worked all weekend on this costume WHY ISN'T ANYONE TAKING PHOTOS OF ME
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HEY aw HELLO THERE aw HUZZAH man WOOO HOOOO oof MAN I HATE CATROULETTE
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APPEARS MY OLD PAL @RUDYTHEPARROT GOT MEDIA ATTENTION http://bit.ly/rudyistasty SOUNDS LIKE HE DOESN'T LIKE ME silly out of context quotes
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just trotting by please ignore HEY WHERE ARE YOU this room needs your attention OH HI THERE trotting by please ignore
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JUST GOT THIS PICTURE FROM @KITTENFLUFFIES apparently squirrel winter olympics were on cat tv http://img86.yfrog.com/i/rsx.jpg/
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race you kid ONE TWO THREE START man look at him go NOW WHERE WERE WE PILLOW
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A BIG GOODBYE TO SOCKS ARMY MEMBER @XANDERBEARKINS your poop missions were brave and many REST WELL SOLDIER
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BOY CAT TV HAS REALLY GONE GREY THESE DAYS it's like nobody's got a good budget anymore NEXT THING YOU KNOW IT'S ALL REALITY SHOWS
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SORRY HAD A TYPO THERE indicated I wanted two bowls of kibble when I meant two hundred thousand bowls IT'S OK TO SPLIT THE SHIPMENT
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I SUPPOSE YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I CALLED YOU HERE TODAY well I'll just sit here with an open mouth until you all figure it out
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I SUPPOSE YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I CALLED YOU HERE TODAY well I'll just sit here with an open mouth until you all figure it ut
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THIS SUDDEN BURST OF MEDIA ATTENTION IS NICE AND ALL but let us focus on the issues folks FOR EXAMPLE I STILL LACK A BED MADE OF SALMON
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WELL NOW IT APPEARS I AM IN THE BOSTON GLOBE TODAY http://bit.ly/socksglobe not sure what to make of this WOW LOTS OF VIDEO OF ME TOO
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HURRAH canadian cat zeke has found home in california http://anluan.com/zeke HAPPY MEOW apparently will teach new housemates about curling
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HEY MY DUST PILE IS GONE checking for backup BACKUP FOUND paw paw paw OK RESTORED
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best friend best friend OH BEST FRIEND where's the food best friend AH HERE IT IS THANKS BEST FRIEND munch munch AND WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU
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OH WOW THE RED DOT IS BACK where have you been little guy been waiting for you WHOOP THERE YOU GO oh it is on buddy
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WHOOOP WOAH uh OKAY SO LET'S JUST ASSUME YOU ARE IMPRESSED THAT I GOT UP IN HERE I think that's what we need to focus on and not the mess
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AM DETECTING A NEED BY FATTY TO PICK UP/HUG ME to the catcave NOW LET'S JUST WAIT HIM OUT UNTIL HE FORGETS twitching tail to pass time
