A cat named Sockington
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I am Jason Scott's Cat.
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http://twitter.com/sockington
http://www.sockington.org/
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6186 tweets
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OTHER BREAKING NEWS socks by socks west is almost over EXCEPT FOR MUSIC FESTIVAL @sockelganger and myself will be performing in bathrooms
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HELLO SOCKS ARMY please go to http://youtu.be/AMl0T8oNqfE and comment SOCKS ARMY REPRESENT make social media experts cry THANK YOU
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SO DOES THIS THING RESET IF YOU SHAKE IT OR TURN IT no matter let's just use the standard socks knocking over things option
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ACTUALLY SOCKS BY SOCKS WEST ISN'T AS DAUNTING A SCHEDULE AS YOU THINK turns out five of the eight tracks are about fish THE REST ARE NAPS
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AHEM IS THIS THING ON hello hello ATTENTION THE TUNA CONVEYOR BELT IS BROKEN no tuna this way for days WHERE'S THE TURBO SETTING
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QUICK CALICO ALERT FOR MISSING UPPER EAST SIDE NEW YORK CITY CAT http://bit.ly/bNVWKM don't normally do this but the catnip's fresh today
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WHAT IS UP WITH THE BATHROOM AND THE CLOSED DOOR calling cats right watch YOUR LETTERS WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE let me in
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HURRAH @tvldiva wins secret socks by socks west "find fatty" competition JUST PLEASE DO NOT GIVE HIM ANY FOOD ignore his hungry look
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rub rub rub MINE rub rub rub MINE rub rub hey aaaa YOURS rub rub rub MINE
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oh ruggy rug rug it will always be love HUH OH HI UH LOOK WE'RE JUST FRIENDS ok they're gone ruggy ruggy rug
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DAY TWO OF SOCKS BY SOCKS WEST attending catsourcing panel NOBODY SEEMS TO HAVE SHOWN UP
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INSTALLING NEW UPDATE IN THE LITTERBOX update complete TRUST ME YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO IN THERE still in beta
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WHOEVER INVENTED THIS HUGE CAT BED IS A GENIUS not sure why people keep using it though NOTE THE WORDS CAT BED
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CURRENT LICKABLE STATUS: EVERYTHING IN SIGHT believe me this has taken weeks to verify
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I see you're five minutes late with the food again IT'S OK I'M WILLING TO LET THIS SLIDE please provide whole can please
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HAVING MY OWN SOCKS BY SOCKS WEST FESTIVAL IN THE DINING ROOM this either explains or clarifies the noise HEY WHERE'S YOUR BADGE FATTY
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ONE HAS TO ADMIT THIS TORN UP PILLOW OFFSETS MY GREY FUR NICELY what are you going on about fashion critic with no color sense
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AND A QUICK ADIOS GATICO TO SOCKS ARMY MEMBER NUEBA COMPANION OF @LINAGATO 16 years arriba
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did you know you can sleep an entire day away upside down in a hamper WELL YOU DO NOW just another successful experiment at sockington labs
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ONE WAY TO SKIN A WHAT oh buddy you are fired
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EMPLOYING CAT VETO ON THE PETTING your petition is denied JUST SITTING OVER HERE NO REASON where's the appeal
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COME BACK BARON VON SHAKYMOUSE ALL IS FORGIVEN oh here you are NOW IT IS YOUR TIME TO FORGIVE gnaw gnaw gnaw
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OH SURE WE ALL HEAR ABOUT OSCAR NIGHT nothing about socks night I WAS NOMINATED FOR MOST HUNGRY this is my year I know it
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TOTALLY COSPLAYING A PILLOW worked all weekend on this costume WHY ISN'T ANYONE TAKING PHOTOS OF ME
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HEY aw HELLO THERE aw HUZZAH man WOOO HOOOO oof MAN I HATE CATROULETTE
