sockington zzz WHU WOAH and where exactly am I OH WOW TOP OF TELEVISION man I can sleep anywhere OBVIOUSLY EARNED MY GOLD MEDAL FROM '08 SNOOZELYMPICS

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington ALL RIGHT found the total best sun spot HIGH FIVE actually more that I think of it more like high four COME ON HOW OFTEN DO CATS DO THIS

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington BOOTING UP BEDROOM EXPLORER checking under bed AAAIIIGH DUSTBALLS bedroom explorer has crashed

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington can't really complain about cat tv lately ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING obviously I have the premium channels

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington OKAY FESS UP WHO HID MY MASSIVE STATUE OF MYSELF MADE ENTIRELY OF SALMON all will be forgiven if replaced WAITING PATIENTLY FOR REPLACEMENT

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington HURRAH GIFT GIVING TIME may I present you with 3/4 of a mouse HEY I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR INSINUATIONS or the screaming for that matter

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington DOUBLE FOOD BOWL yeah yeahhhhhhhh SO INTENSE what does this mean OH WOW right here in my hallway STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A TRIPLE FOOD BOWL

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington WELL THE COMMENT PERIOD FOR MY PATENT ON THIRD BREAKFAST FINALLY EXPIRED not like I'd have listened anyway I NOW OWN THIRD BREAKFAST pay up

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington IS THIS BOWL USING ATOM OR RSS OR WHAT keep hitting reload and nothing happens COME ON FIX THE SYNDICATION OF THE MUNCHIES

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington TIME TO PLAY FIND THE FATTY AT COMICCON can you find the food dude if so I will shout your name BIG WHOOP anyway track him at @findfatty

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington PUT YOUR PAWS IN THE AIR LIE YOU JUST DON'T CARE small confession I don't actually care ALSO I AM SLEEPING zzzz

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington SO TIME FOR SURPRISE SOCKINGTON CONTEST find fatty and I will announce your name REGARDLESS OF OUTCOME I GET FOOD everybody wins

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington HEY GUESS WHAT SOCKS ARMY fatty is at comiccon LITTLE HARD TO PICK OUT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington YES I AM EXACTLY THAT VAIN and for the record the song is about me

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington I CAME TO BURY THIS SHAKYMOUSE not to praise him OK BURIED ignore lump in rug THE EVIL THAT CATS DO

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I WILL BE IN MY TARDIS fine it's the litterbox REGARDLESS I AM TRAVELLING FORWARD TO DINNERTIME THEN BACK TO BREAKFAST

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington AIIIIIIIIGH precariously perched throw pillow is the exact opposite of a lap GET AWAY FROM ME OPPOSITE LAP time out for me under this table

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington MUST ADMIT THE WHOLE @OLDSPICE FIASCO WAS LIKE CATNIP who am I kidding nothing is like catnip UH THAT REMINDS ME uh meeting in laundry room

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington ?SYNTAX ERROR please resubmit request NO SERIOUSLY ONE OF THESE YEARS I MIGHT ACTUALLY LISTEN TO A COMMAND keep trying MEANWHILE FOOD

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington HELLO @OLDSPICE much interest at your viral marketing campaign at sockington hq/litterbox I AM A CAT WITH 68 TIMES MORE FOLLOWERS discuss

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington WAITING FOR SKIES TO CLEAR UP then trying to get @pennycat and @sockelganger so we get THREE CAT MOON look I have dreams like anyone else

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington WHILE YOU'RE CONFUSING MC FRONTALOT ABOUT HIS INFLUX OF FOLLOWERS enjoy sockington theme http://bit.ly/aSLgs5 @SOCKELGANGER LOVES IT

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington HEY SOCKS ARMY @mc_frontalot who did the sockington 1m theme says he'll record lady gaga cover at 10k followers YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO pet me

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington staring staring staring staring MAN ARE YOU DULL going back to wall WOW WHAT A WALL

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington LOOK CAN I ASK A PRIVATE QUESTION how many batteries do I take SERIOUSLY AM I JUST A 9-VOLT OR 4 D-CELLS OR AM I SOLAR

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

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