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Phillip Defranco: OMG WHAT?!?! HOW DID I NOT KNOW IPHONES HAD CAPSLOCK?!?! ANYWAYS BACK TO EATING SHRIMP AND WATCHING MAD MEN.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:20:35 GMT

Phillip Defranco: OMG WHAT?!?! HOW DID I NOT KNOW IPHONES HAD CAPSLOCK?!?! ANYWAYS BACK TO EATING SHRIMP AND WATCHING MAD MEN.

(By @PhillyD - Youtube comedian with over 475,000 subscribers - Web Comedian)

Phillip Defranco: I feel like @kanyewest can't fully express himself on twitter. Not bc it has to be less than 140 characters but bc iPhones have no CAPS LOCK

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:15:47 GMT

Phillip Defranco: I feel like @kanyewest can't fully express himself on twitter. Not bc it has to be less than 140 characters but bc iPhones have no CAPS LOCK

(By @PhillyD - Youtube comedian with over 475,000 subscribers - Web Comedian)

Sara Benincasa: I uploaded a YouTube video -- If Peggy from MAD MEN Vlogged 2 http://youtu.be/3RDr8v3I_rI?a

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:36:08 GMT

Sara Benincasa: I uploaded a YouTube video -- If Peggy from MAD MEN Vlogged 2 http://youtu.be/3RDr8v3I_rI?a

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Joe Schmitt: Project Runway is 90 minutes this season. Let's hope it's NOT 30 more minutes of Heidi Klum reading the rules.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:10:33 GMT

Joe Schmitt: Project Runway is 90 minutes this season. Let's hope it's NOT 30 more minutes of Heidi Klum reading the rules.

(By @joeschmitt - Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor - Web Comedian)

Joe Schmitt: The World's Largest Collection of Female Masturbation Synonyms - @northpacific sent me this list when I asked... http://tumblr.com/xa4ei6plq

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:08:50 GMT

Joe Schmitt: The World's Largest Collection of Female Masturbation Synonyms - @northpacific sent me this list when I asked... http://tumblr.com/xa4ei6plq

(By @joeschmitt - Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor - Web Comedian)

Shane Dawson: the heads of the catholic church want me to remove my degrassi videos. uhmmmm.... NO haha

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:22:11 GMT

Shane Dawson: the heads of the catholic church want me to remove my degrassi videos. uhmmmm.... NO haha

(By @shanedawson - Youtube video comedian with over 400,000 subscribers - Web Comedian)

Ryan Higa: #predictingkanyetweets @taylorswift13 GTFO <3

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:51:11 GMT

Ryan Higa: #predictingkanyetweets @taylorswift13 GTFO <3

(By @TheRealRyanHiga - Youtube comedian with over one million subscribers - Web Comedian)

Sara Benincasa: Haha, your @wonkette has a funny liveblog of Barack on the View.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:55:33 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Haha, your @wonkette has a funny liveblog of Barack on the View.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Joe Schmitt: For my meeting I went with "getting a stain out of my carpet" for female masturbation. Thanks for all the suggestions.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:29:40 GMT

Joe Schmitt: For my meeting I went with "getting a stain out of my carpet" for female masturbation. Thanks for all the suggestions.

(By @joeschmitt - Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor - Web Comedian)

Ryan Higa: Don't you hate when you wake up from a dream thats better than reality?

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:40:01 GMT

Ryan Higa: Don't you hate when you wake up from a dream thats better than reality?

(By @TheRealRyanHiga - Youtube comedian with over one million subscribers - Web Comedian)

Sara Benincasa: I uploaded a YouTube video -- HOT TOPIX with Michele Bachmann: Shirley Sherrod http://youtu.be/t6oaByjmwmk?a

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:27:12 GMT

Sara Benincasa: I uploaded a YouTube video -- HOT TOPIX with Michele Bachmann: Shirley Sherrod http://youtu.be/t6oaByjmwmk?a

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Phillip Defranco: I think my body wants a divorce. I've worked a month straight through the weekends. I'm canceling all plans til Monday. It's decided.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:16:24 GMT

Phillip Defranco: I think my body wants a divorce. I've worked a month straight through the weekends. I'm canceling all plans til Monday. It's decided.

(By @PhillyD - Youtube comedian with over 475,000 subscribers - Web Comedian)

Sara Benincasa: FYI @time photo attached to previous Tweet is very upsetting. Proceed with caution.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:08:58 GMT

Sara Benincasa: FYI @time photo attached to previous Tweet is very upsetting. Proceed with caution.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Brave photo @time The Plight of Afghan Women: A Disturbing Picture http://bit.ly/az98v2

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:06:08 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Brave photo @time The Plight of Afghan Women: A Disturbing Picture http://bit.ly/az98v2

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Joe Schmitt: I need some euphemisms for female masturbation. Help me out: http://tumblr.com/xa4ehbfyh

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:03:11 GMT

Joe Schmitt: I need some euphemisms for female masturbation. Help me out: http://tumblr.com/xa4ehbfyh

(By @joeschmitt - Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor - Web Comedian)

Phillip Defranco: What do you do when your womb is the scene of the crime? Inception Sequel FTW! http://bit.ly/bKq3vv

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:45:41 GMT

Phillip Defranco: What do you do when your womb is the scene of the crime? Inception Sequel FTW! http://bit.ly/bKq3vv

(By @PhillyD - Youtube comedian with over 475,000 subscribers - Web Comedian)

Charles Trippy: Yah I jumped off a 35 foot cliff in todays video... no big woop :) http://dailybooth.com/u/3znpk

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:39:48 GMT

Charles Trippy: Yah I jumped off a 35 foot cliff in todays video... no big woop :) http://dailybooth.com/u/3znpk

(By @charlestrippy - Youtuber with over 150,000 subscribers - Web Comedian)

Charles Trippy: Yah I jumped off a 40 foot cliff in todays video... no big woop :) http://dailybooth.com/u/3znpk

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:29:16 GMT

Charles Trippy: Yah I jumped off a 40 foot cliff in todays video... no big woop :) http://dailybooth.com/u/3znpk

(By @charlestrippy - Youtuber with over 150,000 subscribers - Web Comedian)

Sara Benincasa: Rare mix of donkey, zebra born in Ga. park - http://b.globe.com/d41yHz (via @BostonUpdate)

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:52:07 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Rare mix of donkey, zebra born in Ga. park - http://b.globe.com/d41yHz (via @BostonUpdate )

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: It's funny that the #tcot hashtag seems to be used most often by people who want the state to control private life. NOT very #tc of you.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:38:50 GMT

Sara Benincasa: It's funny that the #tcot hashtag seems to be used most often by people who want the state to control private life. NOT very #tc of you.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: I had a dream about @carolrhartsell last night. We passed each other on the street and said hello, and we were wearing Amish clothes.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:26:22 GMT

Sara Benincasa: I had a dream about @carolrhartsell last night. We passed each other on the street and said hello, and we were wearing Amish clothes.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Rep. Michele Bachmann and Her Demon Teeth Have Opinions About ‘Mexican Wage’ http://shar.es/mL78f

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:25:56 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Rep. Michele Bachmann and Her Demon Teeth Have Opinions About ‘Mexican Wage’ http://shar.es/mL78f

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Tim Siedell: It's like Air Force One. No bed can officially be called a King bed unless Larry King is on it.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 09:29:42 GMT

Tim Siedell: It's like Air Force One. No bed can officially be called a King bed unless Larry King is on it.

(By @badbanana - - Web Comedian)

Shane Dawson: been up ALL night editing. heres a screencap from the vid :) http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4409185&id=71248814725

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 09:04:43 GMT

Shane Dawson: been up ALL night editing. heres a screencap from the vid :) http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4409185&id=71248814725

(By @shanedawson - Youtube video comedian with over 400,000 subscribers - Web Comedian)

Ryan Higa: "Something about the way you look in my eyes. You make everything so damn easy, so easy that I dont got to worry about a thing" #nowplaying

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 05:44:14 GMT

Ryan Higa: "Something about the way you look in my eyes. You make everything so damn easy, so easy that I dont got to worry about a thing" #nowplaying

(By @TheRealRyanHiga - Youtube comedian with over one million subscribers - Web Comedian)

Sara Benincasa: Goodnight, dumplings. Thank you for nerding out today.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 01:20:18 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Goodnight, dumplings. Thank you for nerding out today.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: RT @Dianasaurus @SaraJBenincasa Look, I just don't think McKinley deserves a charity handjob.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 01:01:56 GMT

Sara Benincasa: RT @Dianasaurus @SaraJBenincasa Look, I just don't think McKinley deserves a charity handjob.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: My friend and comedy lover @dianasaurus has made a decisive ruling that Ida McKinley was hot and probably sexy.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:58:43 GMT

Sara Benincasa: My friend and comedy lover @dianasaurus has made a decisive ruling that Ida McKinley was hot and probably sexy.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: I'm sorry if any of you disgusting bastards offended any of the rest of you disgusting bastards with your filthy lust Tweets. You people.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:57:57 GMT

Sara Benincasa: I'm sorry if any of you disgusting bastards offended any of the rest of you disgusting bastards with your filthy lust Tweets. You people.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: YESSSSS! RT @mfastow rode the elevator w/ The Indigo Girls at work last month. Nothing happened, but I did tell them where to get off...

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:57:16 GMT

Sara Benincasa: YESSSSS! RT @mfastow rode the elevator w/ The Indigo Girls at work last month. Nothing happened, but I did tell them where to get off...

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Oh shit @dianasaurus found out that Ida McKinley was HOT! http://americanpicturelinks.com/Images/IdaMcKinley.image%281%29.jpg

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:56:45 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Oh shit @dianasaurus found out that Ida McKinley was HOT! http://americanpicturelinks.com/Images/IdaMcKinley.image%281%29.jpg

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Facebook is like the MySpace of Twitter.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:56:21 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Facebook is like the MySpace of Twitter.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: I have to say, that even with all the filth that you people have spewed tonight, you're still better than the people on Facebook.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:56:06 GMT

Sara Benincasa: I have to say, that even with all the filth that you people have spewed tonight, you're still better than the people on Facebook.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Note Andrew Jackson's proto-Indigo Girls haircut. Dykes love that. http://www.gpb.org/files/national/andrewJackson_main_image.jpg

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:54:53 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Note Andrew Jackson's proto-Indigo Girls haircut. Dykes love that. http://www.gpb.org/files/national/andrewJackson_main_image.jpg

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: We are all going to hell. RT @TheMirrorBlue Actually, Ida McKinley could probably give a mean handjob. She did have epilepsy after all.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:52:52 GMT

Sara Benincasa: We are all going to hell. RT @TheMirrorBlue Actually, Ida McKinley could probably give a mean handjob. She did have epilepsy after all.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: AHAHAHAHAH RT @Dianasaurus @SaraJBenincasa Taft=OG Bear

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:52:34 GMT

Sara Benincasa: AHAHAHAHAH RT @Dianasaurus @SaraJBenincasa Taft=OG Bear

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Lesbians seem to have a thing for presidents who have bitchy hair.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:51:37 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Lesbians seem to have a thing for presidents who have bitchy hair.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: I don't know how many of you are gay, but I have a strong feeling about a LOT of you. Gay vote goes to Taft.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:50:30 GMT

Sara Benincasa: I don't know how many of you are gay, but I have a strong feeling about a LOT of you. Gay vote goes to Taft.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: I also need to acknowledge @fgg23 an actual Mexican from actual Mexico, who voted several times for Franklin Pierce.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:48:27 GMT

Sara Benincasa: I also need to acknowledge @fgg23 an actual Mexican from actual Mexico, who voted several times for Franklin Pierce.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Also there is @dianasaurus who is essentially a Latina wise woman, some sort of curandera if you will, with the international perspective.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:47:48 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Also there is @dianasaurus who is essentially a Latina wise woman, some sort of curandera if you will, with the international perspective.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Oh shit, I forgot about my Latino boyfriend. Who REFUSED TO ANSWER THE QUESTION @johndevore

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:46:47 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Oh shit, I forgot about my Latino boyfriend. Who REFUSED TO ANSWER THE QUESTION @johndevore

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Didn't have enough Asian/Pacific Islanders weigh in to get a good statistical sample. Ditto w/ Latinos and Native Americans/Original Peoples

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:46:08 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Didn't have enough Asian/Pacific Islanders weigh in to get a good statistical sample. Ditto w/ Latinos and Native Americans/Original Peoples

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Somebody on Facebook just said she'd give handjobs to William McKinley because his wife was an invalid. That person wins the night.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:44:25 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Somebody on Facebook just said she'd give handjobs to William McKinley because his wife was an invalid. That person wins the night.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Tragically, only one man of African descent has weighed in, as far as I can tell. He also voted for Thomas Jefferson.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:42:56 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Tragically, only one man of African descent has weighed in, as far as I can tell. He also voted for Thomas Jefferson.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: White girls are very pro-Roosevelt. The nicer ones go with Teddy. Looooot of wheelchair sex references with FDR. You sick fucks.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:41:50 GMT

Sara Benincasa: White girls are very pro-Roosevelt. The nicer ones go with Teddy. Looooot of wheelchair sex references with FDR. You sick fucks.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: White guys just really support Taft. I think this is because white dudes are all fat or afraid they're getting fat.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:40:33 GMT

Sara Benincasa: White guys just really support Taft. I think this is because white dudes are all fat or afraid they're getting fat.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Thomas Jefferson wins far and away with women of color. It is a fact that his inaugural address was entitled "The Browner the Berry."

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:40:06 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Thomas Jefferson wins far and away with women of color. It is a fact that his inaugural address was entitled "The Browner the Berry."

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Alright, this has been amazing, and the results have been nonscientifically noncounted by me. Here we go...

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:38:18 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Alright, this has been amazing, and the results have been nonscientifically noncounted by me. Here we go...

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: I'm eating a 600-calorie donut. My personal trainer comes Friday. I want to give her something to work with.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:36:47 GMT

Sara Benincasa: I'm eating a 600-calorie donut. My personal trainer comes Friday. I want to give her something to work with.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: This website is AWESOME. http://hottestheadsofstate.wordpress.com/2009/07/26/joseph-kabila/ via @dianasaurus

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:35:48 GMT

Sara Benincasa: This website is AWESOME. http://hottestheadsofstate.wordpress.com/2009/07/26/joseph-kabila/ via @dianasaurus

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Oh my sweet Christ. AHAHHAHAH. RT @SweetSynaa FDR, because he wouldn't be able to run away.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:34:26 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Oh my sweet Christ. AHAHHAHAH. RT @SweetSynaa FDR, because he wouldn't be able to run away.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: My vote is for BENJAMIN FRANKLIN RODRIGUEZ. http://29.media.tumblr.com/KPJg34iTk8mpttnuVyY33mOP_500.jpg

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:29:49 GMT

Sara Benincasa: My vote is for BENJAMIN FRANKLIN RODRIGUEZ. http://29.media.tumblr.com/KPJg34iTk8mpttnuVyY33mOP_500.jpg

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Via @dianasaurus http://hottestheadsofstate.wordpress.com/

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:29:00 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Via @dianasaurus http://hottestheadsofstate.wordpress.com/

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Surprisingly few people have chosen Toni Morrison's First Black President.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:25:03 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Surprisingly few people have chosen Toni Morrison's First Black President.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: RT @Dianasaurus Oh, wait, can I change my vote? http://combatblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/PutinHorseback3.jpg

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:24:40 GMT

Sara Benincasa: RT @Dianasaurus Oh, wait, can I change my vote? http://combatblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/PutinHorseback3.jpg

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Ryan Higa: Damn I forgot how slow people drive in hawaii >:( 25 is unacceptable!

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:22:36 GMT

Ryan Higa: Damn I forgot how slow people drive in hawaii >:( 25 is unacceptable!

(By @TheRealRyanHiga - Youtube comedian with over one million subscribers - Web Comedian)

Sara Benincasa: I'm doing an interview with my alumni magazine tomorrow. "What are you focusing on right now?" "Oh, Twitterfucking the presidents."

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:18:32 GMT

Sara Benincasa: I'm doing an interview with my alumni magazine tomorrow. "What are you focusing on right now?" "Oh, Twitterfucking the presidents."

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Everyone thinks Buchanan is so gay. Not Uncle Pat, President James.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:17:34 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Everyone thinks Buchanan is so gay. Not Uncle Pat, President James.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: BWAHAHAHA! RT @JoyNsideMyTears Lincoln #sexforfavors

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:17:02 GMT

Sara Benincasa: BWAHAHAHA! RT @JoyNsideMyTears Lincoln #sexforfavors

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: NO THAT WOULD NOT BE OKAY. RT @CathleenRitt Would it be okay to have a threesome with John Adams and John Quincy Adams?

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:16:35 GMT

Sara Benincasa: NO THAT WOULD NOT BE OKAY. RT @CathleenRitt Would it be okay to have a threesome with John Adams and John Quincy Adams?

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: THEY ALWAYS DO. RT @bunraku William Howard Taft because he would try harder

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:16:13 GMT

Sara Benincasa: THEY ALWAYS DO. RT @bunraku William Howard Taft because he would try harder

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Now in case you are keeping track at home, the white girl vote seems to go to either Roosevelt. I'm gonna need more Asians to weigh in.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:12:31 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Now in case you are keeping track at home, the white girl vote seems to go to either Roosevelt. I'm gonna need more Asians to weigh in.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: That's how he pulled Laura Linney! RT @maggieserota @SaraJBenincasa John Adams was supposedly hot.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:11:49 GMT

Sara Benincasa: That's how he pulled Laura Linney! RT @maggieserota @SaraJBenincasa John Adams was supposedly hot.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Thomas Jefferson is overall winning the vote among young women of color. #demographics

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:10:01 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Thomas Jefferson is overall winning the vote among young women of color. #demographics

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: RT @Dianasaurus @SaraJBenincasa Pretty sure he was packing.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:08:48 GMT

Sara Benincasa: RT @Dianasaurus @SaraJBenincasa Pretty sure he was packing.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: It is a fact that a black liberal female intellectual just stated on my Facebook that W was kind of hot as a young man. #eracism #unity

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:06:22 GMT

Sara Benincasa: It is a fact that a black liberal female intellectual just stated on my Facebook that W was kind of hot as a young man. #eracism #unity

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: NO ONE has picked Lyndon B. Johnson. Lady Bird was a fox, he must've done SOMETHING right.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:05:30 GMT

Sara Benincasa: NO ONE has picked Lyndon B. Johnson. Lady Bird was a fox, he must've done SOMETHING right.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: You bitches get SLUTTY for those Roosevelts, Jesus. Also strong showers: Franklin Pierce (?!) W. H. Taft and Tom Jefferson.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:04:53 GMT

Sara Benincasa: You bitches get SLUTTY for those Roosevelts, Jesus. Also strong showers: Franklin Pierce (?!) W. H. Taft and Tom Jefferson.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: It's fair to say that if your last name is Roosevelt and you were ever president, you can throw it up inside at least 50% of my Twitterpals.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:04:03 GMT

Sara Benincasa: It's fair to say that if your last name is Roosevelt and you were ever president, you can throw it up inside at least 50% of my Twitterpals.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: @BleepBloopJeff You need to weigh in here, Jeffrey! You can shtup one president, Obama and JFK off-limits. Who do you pick?

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:00:41 GMT

Sara Benincasa: @BleepBloopJeff You need to weigh in here, Jeffrey! You can shtup one president, Obama and JFK off-limits. Who do you pick?

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Oh yeah, he looks like he's in the Strokes. RT @ABenander Lincoln had that UglySexyMelancholy combo that I kinda dig.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:58:43 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Oh yeah, he looks like he's in the Strokes. RT @ABenander Lincoln had that UglySexyMelancholy combo that I kinda dig.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: You should probably RT this discussion to your friends. If you could ONLY hump one prez (NOT Obama or JFK) who would you do?

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:55:51 GMT

Sara Benincasa: You should probably RT this discussion to your friends. If you could ONLY hump one prez (NOT Obama or JFK) who would you do?

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: JFK is the EASY choice, Heather. We are artists! RT @heatherfink bill- I like cigars! Ps why can't I have jfk? Booo

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:54:34 GMT

Sara Benincasa: JFK is the EASY choice, Heather. We are artists! RT @heatherfink bill- I like cigars! Ps why can't I have jfk? Booo

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Franklin Dizzle Roosevoo! He successful married a lesbian. RT @xoamelia which one was in the wheelchair? i like to be in control.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:50:29 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Franklin Dizzle Roosevoo! He successful married a lesbian. RT @xoamelia which one was in the wheelchair? i like to be in control.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: A lot of you are judging based on hair alone. And I appreciate that.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:49:39 GMT

Sara Benincasa: A lot of you are judging based on hair alone. And I appreciate that.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: @StephenAtHome If you could have sexytimes with one U.S. president--you CAN'T pick Barack or JFK--who would it be?

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:48:11 GMT

Sara Benincasa: @StephenAtHome If you could have sexytimes with one U.S. president--you CAN'T pick Barack or JFK--who would it be?

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: You're fired. RT @griffinmcelroy I wouldn't mind giving Polk a poke.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:45:10 GMT

Sara Benincasa: You're fired. RT @griffinmcelroy I wouldn't mind giving Polk a poke.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: You know, more people than you'd think have said Franklin Pierce.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:43:50 GMT

Sara Benincasa: You know, more people than you'd think have said Franklin Pierce.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: That's cuz Sally was doing all the heavy lifting. RT @csharp7 Jefferson. By all accounts, Martha was a very satisfied woman ;)

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:43:19 GMT

Sara Benincasa: That's cuz Sally was doing all the heavy lifting. RT @csharp7 Jefferson. By all accounts, Martha was a very satisfied woman ;)

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Well, that's a multi-party solution. RT @captainmetoxen I say gang bang all 44

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:41:43 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Well, that's a multi-party solution. RT @captainmetoxen I say gang bang all 44

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: TRAIL OF TEARS, DANA. (Sexy tears). RT @danadearmond Andrew Jackson. Because he's on the hundred dollar bill #$$$ #blingbling #makeitrain

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:40:35 GMT

Sara Benincasa: TRAIL OF TEARS, DANA. (Sexy tears). RT @danadearmond Andrew Jackson. Because he's on the hundred dollar bill #$$$ #blingbling #makeitrain

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: HAHA, somebody on Facebook just called FDR "Mr. Hot Wheels Himself."

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:40:05 GMT

Sara Benincasa: HAHA, somebody on Facebook just called FDR "Mr. Hot Wheels Himself."

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: RT @BenjaminFrisch Pres Benjamin Franklin! Saw that hat and I was like DAMN: http://www.gwennseemel.com/images/blog09/BenCelesteHat.jpg

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:39:19 GMT

Sara Benincasa: RT @BenjaminFrisch Pres Benjamin Franklin! Saw that hat and I was like DAMN: http://www.gwennseemel.com/images/blog09/BenCelesteHat.jpg

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Dude he totally lived in NJ once! HOORAY! homestate! RT @LauritaApplez WOODROW WILSON!!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodrow_Wilson

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:35:21 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Dude he totally lived in NJ once! HOORAY! homestate! RT @LauritaApplez WOODROW WILSON!!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodrow_Wilson

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Okay. Let's say you have to pick ONE president to bone and you can't go with the obvious, i.e., JFK or Barack. WHO DO YOU DO?

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:30:38 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Okay. Let's say you have to pick ONE president to bone and you can't go with the obvious, i.e., JFK or Barack. WHO DO YOU DO?

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Yes. Reagan was hot as a young dude, but not as an old. RT @griffinmcelroy We were due, weren't we? After seven straight uggos?

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:30:06 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Yes. Reagan was hot as a young dude, but not as an old. RT @griffinmcelroy We were due, weren't we? After seven straight uggos?

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: THANK YOOOOOOU. RT @danadearmond he's the most babelicious prez since JFK

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:29:35 GMT

Sara Benincasa: THANK YOOOOOOU. RT @danadearmond he's the most babelicious prez since JFK

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: Sometimes I look at Barack Obama and I'm still shocked that we have a handsome young president with a babe wife and adorable little kids.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:25:15 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Sometimes I look at Barack Obama and I'm still shocked that we have a handsome young president with a babe wife and adorable little kids.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Charles Trippy: Got back from jumping off a 30ft+ cliff.... wow. Pls thank @LaurenSpeed for uploading todays vlog for us so it was on time!! Tmrws vid=epic

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:59:58 GMT

Charles Trippy: Got back from jumping off a 30ft+ cliff.... wow. Pls thank @LaurenSpeed for uploading todays vlog for us so it was on time!! Tmrws vid=epic

(By @charlestrippy - Youtuber with over 150,000 subscribers - Web Comedian)

Joe Schmitt: The day before Amanda Bynes retired, she was shot at, shot out Joe Pesci's tires, and declared, "I'm getting too old for this shit."

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:34:37 GMT

Joe Schmitt: The day before Amanda Bynes retired, she was shot at, shot out Joe Pesci's tires, and declared, "I'm getting too old for this shit."

(By @joeschmitt - Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor - Web Comedian)

Shane Dawson: NEW VID! i go "back to school?"! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aOtRC_5dU

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:11:31 GMT

Shane Dawson: NEW VID! i go "back to school?"! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aOtRC_5dU

(By @shanedawson - Youtube video comedian with over 400,000 subscribers - Web Comedian)

Sara Benincasa: Check out: 'Jersey Shore' Trades in Fist Pumps at Stock Exchange http://bit.ly/9sLiTR by @popeater

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:04:27 GMT

Sara Benincasa: Check out: 'Jersey Shore' Trades in Fist Pumps at Stock Exchange http://bit.ly/9sLiTR by @popeater

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Phillip Defranco: Hey look Facebook was good for something today! http://bit.ly/cq4xvu

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:37:02 GMT

Phillip Defranco: Hey look Facebook was good for something today! http://bit.ly/cq4xvu

(By @PhillyD - Youtube comedian with over 475,000 subscribers - Web Comedian)

Shane Dawson: Shot a vid all day. Time to shower and edit :) wish me luck!

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:05:20 GMT

Shane Dawson: Shot a vid all day. Time to shower and edit :) wish me luck!

(By @shanedawson - Youtube video comedian with over 400,000 subscribers - Web Comedian)

Ryan Higa: Back in Hawaii! How my skin has missed this humidity.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:36:43 GMT

Ryan Higa: Back in Hawaii! How my skin has missed this humidity.

(By @TheRealRyanHiga - Youtube comedian with over one million subscribers - Web Comedian)

Sara Benincasa: RT @wonkette Rep. Michele Bachmann and Her Demon Teeth Have Opinions About ‘Mexican Wage’ http://bit.ly/duTuFx

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:34:34 GMT

Sara Benincasa: RT @wonkette Rep. Michele Bachmann and Her Demon Teeth Have Opinions About ‘Mexican Wage’ http://bit.ly/duTuFx

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: AHAHAHAH @cockswithp is discussing guys who pee when they sit down on the toilet.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:29:14 GMT

Sara Benincasa: AHAHAHAH @cockswithp is discussing guys who pee when they sit down on the toilet.

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Sara Benincasa: I'd like to share the most awkward clip of moiself currently in existence. Note Jersey accent. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1q7M9x1pmY

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:14:11 GMT

Sara Benincasa: I'd like to share the most awkward clip of moiself currently in existence. Note Jersey accent. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1q7M9x1pmY

(By @SaraJBenincasa - comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit - Web Comedian, Performer)

Joe Schmitt: My pick for Tweet of the Day, from @almostfancy: http://favstar.fm/users/almostfancy/status/19773682411

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:30:59 GMT

Joe Schmitt: My pick for Tweet of the Day, from @almostfancy : http://favstar.fm/users/almostfancy/status/19773682411

(By @joeschmitt - Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor - Web Comedian)

Phillip Defranco: BANANAS ARE A MUST!!!!!!! New sxephil video is up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cky_ffCikw

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 17:44:36 GMT

Phillip Defranco: BANANAS ARE A MUST!!!!!!! New sxephil video is up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cky_ffCikw

(By @PhillyD - Youtube comedian with over 475,000 subscribers - Web Comedian)