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Barracks O'Bama: RT @ontheredcarpet: Lindsay Lohan's snacking on Twizzlers before expected release from jail http://bit.ly/bELf3s <> Here, LiLo: ~~~~~~

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:31:34 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ontheredcarpet : Lindsay Lohan's snacking on Twizzlers before expected release from jail http://bit.ly/bELf3s <> Here, LiLo: ~~~~~~

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Barracks O'Bama: Gingrich wants to prohibit Sharia law, and I want to prohibit illegal immigration of Martians.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:10:16 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Gingrich wants to prohibit Sharia law, and I want to prohibit illegal immigration of Martians.

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A cat named Sockington: zzz WHU WOAH and where exactly am I OH WOW TOP OF TELEVISION man I can sleep anywhere OBVIOUSLY EARNED MY GOLD MEDAL FROM '08 SNOOZELYMPICS

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:59:00 GMT

A cat named Sockington: zzz WHU WOAH and where exactly am I OH WOW TOP OF TELEVISION man I can sleep anywhere OBVIOUSLY EARNED MY GOLD MEDAL FROM '08 SNOOZELYMPICS

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @jane_bot: Anything you say during a meeting is funny when you're wearing an oreo as a monocle.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:43:10 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @jane_bot : Anything you say during a meeting is funny when you're wearing an oreo as a monocle.

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @stevehuff: Just when I thought my list of stuff I don't give a shit about couldn't get any longer: Ellen won't be on Idol next season!

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:20:41 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @stevehuff : Just when I thought my list of stuff I don't give a shit about couldn't get any longer: Ellen won't be on Idol next season!

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Barracks O'Bama: Screech Palin, no one gives a damn what U "think" about Obama on The View. STFU.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:12:56 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Screech Palin, no one gives a damn what U "think" about Obama on The View. STFU.

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @jawaj52: Look, @SarahPalinUSA made up a new word. "Lotso'". Isn't that special. (Church Lady) <> Screech is Lotso stupid.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:54:42 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @jawaj52 : Look, @SarahPalinUSA made up a new word. "Lotso'". Isn't that special. (Church Lady) <> Screech is Lotso stupid.

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Barracks O'Bama: #Comcast service messed up again. Fortunately for them, they don't give a shit. #ComcastSucks.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:48:11 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: #Comcast service messed up again. Fortunately for them, they don't give a shit. #ComcastSucks.

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS It was the acceptable levels of insect parts and rodent droppings... <> Toughens one up, eh?

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:30:55 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy : @P0TUS It was the acceptable levels of insect parts and rodent droppings... <> Toughens one up, eh?

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @MmeLaCrooz: @P0TUS Thanks- you ARE sweet! Here, hold this island for a sec, will ya, so I can take a sip. > Got it...I think...whoaaaaaa

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:44:21 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @MmeLaCrooz : @P0TUS Thanks- you ARE sweet! Here, hold this island for a sec, will ya, so I can take a sip. > Got it...I think...whoaaaaaa

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS Mets are sooooo screwed. <> Happy POTUS. Happy-Happy-Happy.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:18:50 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy : @P0TUS Mets are sooooo screwed. <> Happy POTUS. Happy-Happy-Happy.

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @pnkbutterfly819: So nobody said my toes look like candy. <> I feel ur pain.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:17:12 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @pnkbutterfly819 : So nobody said my toes look like candy. <> I feel ur pain.

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @bostonrandy: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS What's in those Fenway Franks anyway? | Magic. Simply magic. <---- WHAT HE SAID.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:15:58 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @bostonrandy : RT @politeracy : @P0TUS What's in those Fenway Franks anyway? | Magic. Simply magic. <---- WHAT HE SAID.

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS MMA still covering Dr. Dean's ass? <> Sadly unfamiliar w this issue. Does infield fly rule apply? :)

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:15:18 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy : @P0TUS MMA still covering Dr. Dean's ass? <> Sadly unfamiliar w this issue. Does infield fly rule apply? :)

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @dmiller23: Citi field flooded w/tears RT @sbnation: Oswalt OK trade to Philly http://tinyurl.com/395x8qv --> Poor Metsies. @politeracy

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:13:51 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @dmiller23 : Citi field flooded w/tears RT @sbnation : Oswalt OK trade to Philly http://tinyurl.com/395x8qv --> Poor Metsies. @politeracy

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @MmeLaCrooz: @P0TUS Yeah, me too. Be a sweetie and bring me one, won't you? ; ) > Gassing up AF-1 now. "U want chips with that?"

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:11:33 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @MmeLaCrooz : @P0TUS Yeah, me too. Be a sweetie and bring me one, won't you? ; ) > Gassing up AF-1 now. "U want chips with that?"

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @mparent77772: Fox News exec confirms it did peddle Sherrod story before she was fired http://bit.ly/dsqCSi > Fox News are scumsuckers.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:08:30 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @mparent77772 : Fox News exec confirms it did peddle Sherrod story before she was fired http://bit.ly/dsqCSi > Fox News are scumsuckers.

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS 750 after Aug 15th//...tick...tick...tick <> "Do not ask for whom the bell tolls"...Sons of George.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:05:13 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy : @P0TUS 750 after Aug 15th//...tick...tick...tick <> "Do not ask for whom the bell tolls"...Sons of George.

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @ahuntre: @P0TUS Sir? 12 truckloads of these will be at WH shortly. http://tinyurl.com/35km8xo <> Awesome! TY! Don't tell Bo or Biden.

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:56:20 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ahuntre : @P0TUS Sir? 12 truckloads of these will be at WH shortly. http://tinyurl.com/35km8xo <> Awesome! TY! Don't tell Bo or Biden.

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: Good Morning, TWeoples!

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 08:01:59 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Good Morning, TWeoples!

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS There is no such exquisite pain as that of the die hard baseball fan, no? <> U shall know the truth of that soon!

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 08:01:24 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy : @P0TUS There is no such exquisite pain as that of the die hard baseball fan, no? <> U shall know the truth of that soon!

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @PRTandWiseline: @chrislhayes without a teleprompter is like Palin with handnotes. #maddow

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:28:49 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @PRTandWiseline : @chrislhayes without a teleprompter is like Palin with handnotes. #maddow

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @TheBeckster4: RT @LadyNole7: What can Sarah (Screech) Palin do to fix her image? Nothing. You can't fix stupid.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:12:40 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @TheBeckster4 : RT @LadyNole7 : What can Sarah (Screech) Palin do to fix her image? Nothing. You can't fix stupid.

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @ianlogue: @YankyBelle So what you're saying is, you're not a fan of Comcast? <> #ComcastSucks

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:04:11 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ianlogue : @YankyBelle So what you're saying is, you're not a fan of Comcast? <> #ComcastSucks

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @claireific: Sweetie, if I wanted to unleash the bitchy snark on a Jersey Shore girl, "sad and tired" wouldn't even be the start of it.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:02:17 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @claireific : Sweetie, if I wanted to unleash the bitchy snark on a Jersey Shore girl, "sad and tired" wouldn't even be the start of it.

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Barracks O'Bama: I think Screech Palin should get a boob job. She needs the publicity. #snark

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:51:21 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: I think Screech Palin should get a boob job. She needs the publicity. #snark

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: O'Donnell will be talking about whether an endorsement from Screech Palin is a good thing...or not.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:47:53 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: O'Donnell will be talking about whether an endorsement from Screech Palin is a good thing...or not.

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @MatinicusVH: Past New York City. On to Boston, home of the bean and the cod. Now, where are the Lowells? > Next to the Cabots and God.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:43:43 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @MatinicusVH : Past New York City. On to Boston, home of the bean and the cod. Now, where are the Lowells? > Next to the Cabots and God.

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @OnLettingGo731: @DailyBeerReview Smoltz was in Boston and Chipper retiring. Remember Maddox and Glavine? > And Leo "Rock 'em" Mazzone.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:41:59 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @OnLettingGo731 : @DailyBeerReview Smoltz was in Boston and Chipper retiring. Remember Maddox and Glavine? > And Leo "Rock 'em" Mazzone.

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Barracks O'Bama: "The Republican Teaparty Contract on America"

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:39:18 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: "The Republican Teaparty Contract on America"

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @PirateWench: Listening to Beck is like being in the next room when your parents have sex. Ick... just fucking ick.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:34:35 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @PirateWench : Listening to Beck is like being in the next room when your parents have sex. Ick... just fucking ick.

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Barracks O'Bama: .@phive0phor @GottaLaff > And by the way... "This class warfare stuff....it never works"

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:34:17 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: .@phive0phor @GottaLaff > And by the way... "This class warfare stuff....it never works"

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @samandfuzzy: Justin Timberlake does a surprisingly good BooBoo, though <> Where is the pick-a-nick basket?

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:32:07 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @samandfuzzy : Justin Timberlake does a surprisingly good BooBoo, though <> Where is the pick-a-nick basket?

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @2BlueStarMom: Nixon's family owed an apology! This potus committed crimes of high treason > What crimes? Why Nixon family owed apology?

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:30:25 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @2BlueStarMom : Nixon's family owed an apology! This potus committed crimes of high treason > What crimes? Why Nixon family owed apology?

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @noblindfold: @P0TUS @politeracy having seen JD Drew as a Dodger- what did you expect? <> I know...but did Theo?

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:23:23 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @noblindfold : @P0TUS @politeracy having seen JD Drew as a Dodger- what did you expect? <> I know...but did Theo?

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS JD Drew//Canadian or US dollars? <> For 15 HRs/yr and 40 games/yr on the DL, it should be clamshells.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:34:24 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy : @P0TUS JD Drew//Canadian or US dollars? <> For 15 HRs/yr and 40 games/yr on the DL, it should be clamshells.

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A cat named Sockington: ALL RIGHT found the total best sun spot HIGH FIVE actually more that I think of it more like high four COME ON HOW OFTEN DO CATS DO THIS

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:20:44 GMT

A cat named Sockington: ALL RIGHT found the total best sun spot HIGH FIVE actually more that I think of it more like high four COME ON HOW OFTEN DO CATS DO THIS

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Barracks O'Bama: Such a sad shame when work gets in the way of tweeting.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:55:44 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Such a sad shame when work gets in the way of tweeting.

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A cat named Sockington: BOOTING UP BEDROOM EXPLORER checking under bed AAAIIIGH DUSTBALLS bedroom explorer has crashed

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 07:04:59 GMT

A cat named Sockington: BOOTING UP BEDROOM EXPLORER checking under bed AAAIIIGH DUSTBALLS bedroom explorer has crashed

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Darth Vadar: Just won Top Chef: Coruscant with this killer dish - http://bit.ly/c0hUqc

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:19:16 GMT

Darth Vadar: Just won Top Chef: Coruscant with this killer dish - http://bit.ly/c0hUqc

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A cat named Sockington: can't really complain about cat tv lately ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING obviously I have the premium channels

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 15:20:52 GMT

A cat named Sockington: can't really complain about cat tv lately ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING obviously I have the premium channels

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Barracks O'Bama: It's fun to watch #Teabagger whackjobs apologizing for calling #Teabagger whackjobs "dumbasses".

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:14:05 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: It's fun to watch #Teabagger whackjobs apologizing for calling #Teabagger whackjobs "dumbasses".

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @TLW3: RT @ebertchicago Rush Limbaugh: "We’re wondering if there is a Lewinsky in Chelsea’s husband’s future." / Limbaugh is white trash

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:11:04 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @TLW3 : RT @ebertchicago Rush Limbaugh: "We’re wondering if there is a Lewinsky in Chelsea’s husband’s future." / Limbaugh is white trash

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @ColoradoRight: Chelsea Clinton's wedding - or as Bill calls it Bridesmaid-A-Palooza <> Will Monica be wearing a blue dress?

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:06:33 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ColoradoRight : Chelsea Clinton's wedding - or as Bill calls it Bridesmaid-A-Palooza <> Will Monica be wearing a blue dress?

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @supplewine: In the process of hooking up AT&T U-verse and dumping Comcast. <> Congrats! #ComcastSucks.

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:05:33 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @supplewine : In the process of hooking up AT&T U-verse and dumping Comcast. <> Congrats! #ComcastSucks.

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @SandiBehrns: RT @ThePlumLineGS: More evidence that Sarah Palin will never, ever be president: http://bit.ly/alK4ex / #p2

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:00:11 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @SandiBehrns : RT @ThePlumLineGS : More evidence that Sarah Palin will never, ever be president: http://bit.ly/alK4ex / #p2

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS Don't know why Corp Compensation Committee members aren't in jail. > Cuz they're the wardens!

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:56:40 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy : @P0TUS Don't know why Corp Compensation Committee members aren't in jail. > Cuz they're the wardens!

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ThundarKitteh: @P0TUS A doublemint twizzler martini comin' right up! Ha ha.<> Doubling down...Quadruple-mint?

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 10:04:43 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ThundarKitteh : @P0TUS A doublemint twizzler martini comin' right up! Ha ha.<> Doubling down...Quadruple-mint?

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Barracks O'Bama: BREAKING: Wikileaks releases Screech Palin email to Bristol: "Duh............"

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:26:33 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: BREAKING: Wikileaks releases Screech Palin email to Bristol: "Duh............"

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @MsFitMedic: @P0TUS good morning! Whatcha doin' today? > The usual...crises, picking up Bo's and Biden's poop...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:00:55 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @MsFitMedic : @P0TUS good morning! Whatcha doin' today? > The usual...crises, picking up Bo's and Biden's poop...

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ThundarKitteh: @P0TUS Good Morning, Sir! Twizzler martini? <> Yes pls...make it a double. :)

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:00:26 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ThundarKitteh : @P0TUS Good Morning, Sir! Twizzler martini? <> Yes pls...make it a double. :)

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: Good Morning, TWeoples!

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 08:10:00 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Good Morning, TWeoples!

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A cat named Sockington: OKAY FESS UP WHO HID MY MASSIVE STATUE OF MYSELF MADE ENTIRELY OF SALMON all will be forgiven if replaced WAITING PATIENTLY FOR REPLACEMENT

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 07:03:02 GMT

A cat named Sockington: OKAY FESS UP WHO HID MY MASSIVE STATUE OF MYSELF MADE ENTIRELY OF SALMON all will be forgiven if replaced WAITING PATIENTLY FOR REPLACEMENT

(By @sockington - Foremost cat personality on Twitter - Fake Tweeter)

Darth Vadar: RT @14to9 Just when I thought I was out, they force-pull me back in. #Lucasized

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 01:09:11 GMT

Darth Vadar: RT @14to9 Just when I thought I was out, they force-pull me back in. #Lucasized

(By @darthvader - An impersonator of the Star Wars villain - Fake Tweeter)

Darth Vadar: We're gonna need a bigger bantha. #Lucasized

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 00:35:19 GMT

Darth Vadar: We're gonna need a bigger bantha. #Lucasized

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Darth Vadar: When I was your age playing StarCraft involved lots of macaroni, paper mâché and Elmer's Glue.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 23:20:44 GMT

Darth Vadar: When I was your age playing StarCraft involved lots of macaroni, paper mâché and Elmer's Glue.

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Barracks O'Bama: Tweetdeck crapping out on me...that's it for today. Good Night, TWeoples!

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 21:14:30 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Tweetdeck crapping out on me...that's it for today. Good Night, TWeoples!

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: O'Donnell talking about Netroots vote: 48% hope Screech Palin will run in '12. Why? Because she's stupid.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 21:00:32 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: O'Donnell talking about Netroots vote: 48% hope Screech Palin will run in '12. Why? Because she's stupid.

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: Yup. Screech Palin is refudiating and Ted Haggard is over-repenting.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:46:57 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Yup. Screech Palin is refudiating and Ted Haggard is over-repenting.

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Barracks O'Bama: Wattle of the Year: Mitch McConnell

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:34:29 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Wattle of the Year: Mitch McConnell

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @ElyssaD: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR] <> Y R U Grrrr'ing?

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:04:59 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ElyssaD : GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR] <> Y R U Grrrr'ing?

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: Just learned that Larry Ellison of Oracle leads all CEOs in pay for last decade with... $1.84B. Yes, Billion. @politeracy

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:03:23 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Just learned that Larry Ellison of Oracle leads all CEOs in pay for last decade with... $1.84B. Yes, Billion. @politeracy

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Barracks O'Bama: .@politeracy I predict #RedSox play .750 ball from Aug 15 til Sept 30 when they get their injured All-Star team back.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:58:42 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: .@politeracy I predict #RedSox play .750 ball from Aug 15 til Sept 30 when they get their injured All-Star team back.

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Barracks O'Bama: HAPPY -----> @Presley007 <------- BIRFDAZE !!!!!!

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:57:27 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: HAPPY -----> @Presley007 <------- BIRFDAZE !!!!!!

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @Presley007: @P0TUS I shall re-name you "H0'TUS". <> Perhaps "GIGILOTUS"?

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:52:03 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @Presley007 : @P0TUS I shall re-name you "H0'TUS". <> Perhaps "GIGILOTUS"?

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS Yup, a real scholar and a gentleman. Wistful...sniff. > Hard for ppl like that to be heard above the din these days.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:49:43 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy : @P0TUS Yup, a real scholar and a gentleman. Wistful...sniff. > Hard for ppl like that to be heard above the din these days.

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: .@politeracy Matthews, Beck: Insufferable meets Intolerable.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:48:49 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: .@politeracy Matthews, Beck: Insufferable meets Intolerable.

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @Presley007: @vanessatx @P0TUS HAI HEAUXZ! <> It's off to school we go (?)

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:47:41 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @Presley007 : @vanessatx @P0TUS HAI HEAUXZ! <> It's off to school we go (?)

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @vanessatx: RT @Presley007: THE DAILY SHOW IS BACK!!! COLBERT REPORT IS BACK!!! runs around in circles flapping arms

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:44:09 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @vanessatx : RT @Presley007 : THE DAILY SHOW IS BACK!!! COLBERT REPORT IS BACK!!! *runs around in circles flapping arms*

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ahuntre: Twitter Etiquette: Gentle Readers, Should I say farewell to those who no longer follow or is it too late for that? > Screw 'em.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:43:01 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ahuntre : Twitter Etiquette: Gentle Readers, Should I say farewell to those who no longer follow or is it too late for that? > Screw 'em.

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: Will not turn on MSNBC until Matthews is over. What a blowhard.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:41:28 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Will not turn on MSNBC until Matthews is over. What a blowhard.

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: .@politeracy No, ur right, power is power & very few can keep their heads on straight. Reading McCullough's book on Truman, tho...inspiring.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:38:45 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: .@politeracy No, ur right, power is power & very few can keep their heads on straight. Reading McCullough's book on Truman, tho...inspiring.

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: .@politeracy It is absolutely maddening how leaders of large businesses just consider their jobs an excuse to raid the pantry. SOBs.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:29:09 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: .@politeracy It is absolutely maddening how leaders of large businesses just consider their jobs an excuse to raid the pantry. SOBs.

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: Mass RMV: Ur front people work hard and are courteous. But it shd not take 2 hrs to renew a license. Ur operational mgrs are incompetent.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:55:30 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Mass RMV: Ur front people work hard and are courteous. But it shd not take 2 hrs to renew a license. Ur operational mgrs are incompetent.

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

A cat named Sockington: HURRAH GIFT GIVING TIME may I present you with 3/4 of a mouse HEY I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR INSINUATIONS or the screaming for that matter

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:49:42 GMT

A cat named Sockington: HURRAH GIFT GIVING TIME may I present you with 3/4 of a mouse HEY I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR INSINUATIONS or the screaming for that matter

(By @sockington - Foremost cat personality on Twitter - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @Ms_Lipps: #ComcastSucks too, remember?! lol! RT @P0TUS: anything more incompetent than the RMV? <> Ur right! How thoughtless of me.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:23:58 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @Ms_Lipps : #ComcastSucks too, remember?! lol! RT @P0TUS : anything more incompetent than the RMV? <> Ur right! How thoughtless of me.

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: Is there anything more incompetent than the Registry of Motor Vehicles? Grrrrr.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 15:42:30 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Is there anything more incompetent than the Registry of Motor Vehicles? Grrrrr.

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: Waiting in line at the RMV, where the bureaucracy hits U right in the face.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 15:15:27 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Waiting in line at the RMV, where the bureaucracy hits U right in the face.

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: Exit package of BP's CEO Tony Hayward, $18 million... Destroying an entire ecosystem, Priceless.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:13:33 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy : Exit package of BP's CEO Tony Hayward, $18 million... Destroying an entire ecosystem, Priceless.

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

A cat named Sockington: DOUBLE FOOD BOWL yeah yeahhhhhhhh SO INTENSE what does this mean OH WOW right here in my hallway STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A TRIPLE FOOD BOWL

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 11:07:39 GMT

A cat named Sockington: DOUBLE FOOD BOWL yeah yeahhhhhhhh SO INTENSE what does this mean OH WOW right here in my hallway STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A TRIPLE FOOD BOWL

(By @sockington - Foremost cat personality on Twitter - Fake Tweeter)

Darth Vadar: . @Thesharklady - If it was an Ewok it would be "yub yub yub yub". God, I even hate their stupid little sounds.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 10:13:05 GMT

Darth Vadar: . @Thesharklady - If it was an Ewok it would be "yub yub yub yub". God, I even hate their stupid little sounds.

(By @darthvader - An impersonator of the Star Wars villain - Fake Tweeter)

Darth Vadar: My chest unit keeps making this "click click click click" noise. Just had my 500,000 breath maintenance too. Someone will pay.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:59:19 GMT

Darth Vadar: My chest unit keeps making this "click click click click" noise. Just had my 500,000 breath maintenance too. Someone will pay.

(By @darthvader - An impersonator of the Star Wars villain - Fake Tweeter)

A cat named Sockington: WELL THE COMMENT PERIOD FOR MY PATENT ON THIRD BREAKFAST FINALLY EXPIRED not like I'd have listened anyway I NOW OWN THIRD BREAKFAST pay up

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 22:34:50 GMT

A cat named Sockington: WELL THE COMMENT PERIOD FOR MY PATENT ON THIRD BREAKFAST FINALLY EXPIRED not like I'd have listened anyway I NOW OWN THIRD BREAKFAST pay up

(By @sockington - Foremost cat personality on Twitter - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: Good Night, TWeoples!

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:42:02 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Good Night, TWeoples!

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @pollbuster: @P0TUS Since when is watching the Cubs real baseball? <> Oh, be nice... :)

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:14:40 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @pollbuster : @P0TUS Since when is watching the Cubs real baseball? <> Oh, be nice... :)

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @count_01: @P0TUS Wrigley is the best ballpark I've ever had the privilege. <> A close (very close) 2nd to Fenway.

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:11:45 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @count_01 : @P0TUS Wrigley is the best ballpark I've ever had the privilege. <> A close (very close) 2nd to Fenway.

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @liblover9: What if nobody wants to run for President in 2012? #p2 #tcot <> Then I nominate the "Easy Button"

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:07:00 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @liblover9 : What if nobody wants to run for President in 2012? #p2 #tcot <> Then I nominate the "Easy Button"

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: Watching #Cards and #Cubs at Wrigley on ESPN. This is real baseball and a great rivalry.

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:04:26 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Watching #Cards and #Cubs at Wrigley on ESPN. This is real baseball and a great rivalry.

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @Karoli: @P0TUS LOL, always gotta be the diplomat, dontcha? <> Just ask Rush...

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 20:19:10 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @Karoli : @P0TUS LOL, always gotta be the diplomat, dontcha? <> Just ask Rush...

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @Karoli: god-forsaken evil scourges, ants are. <> Met Edward O Wilson, Professor Emeritus of Ants, on plane recently. He'd beg 2 differ--

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 19:53:03 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @Karoli : god-forsaken evil scourges, ants are. <> Met Edward O Wilson, Professor Emeritus of Ants, on plane recently. He'd beg 2 differ--

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: Sounding like Tony Hayward might be getting his life back soon. #BP

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 19:44:26 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Sounding like Tony Hayward might be getting his life back soon. #BP

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: Good evening, TWeoples!

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 19:26:08 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Good evening, TWeoples!

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @HonorSocietyMA: @OMGMeaghanxo all the awesome people are from Boston :)

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 19:25:45 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @HonorSocietyMA : @OMGMeaghanxo all the awesome people are from Boston :)

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: Yes, #ComcastSucks. Just in case there's any lack of clarity: #ComcastSucks. @vanessatx @SupermanHotMale

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 19:22:54 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Yes, #ComcastSucks. Just in case there's any lack of clarity: #ComcastSucks. @vanessatx @SupermanHotMale

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: .@bostongarden I'll be happy to filibuster. What are we filibustering?

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 19:21:41 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: .@bostongarden I'll be happy to filibuster. What are we filibustering?

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

A cat named Sockington: IS THIS BOWL USING ATOM OR RSS OR WHAT keep hitting reload and nothing happens COME ON FIX THE SYNDICATION OF THE MUNCHIES

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 12:51:48 GMT

A cat named Sockington: IS THIS BOWL USING ATOM OR RSS OR WHAT keep hitting reload and nothing happens COME ON FIX THE SYNDICATION OF THE MUNCHIES

(By @sockington - Foremost cat personality on Twitter - Fake Tweeter)

Darth Vadar: Subjects of the Empire, we have a winner. Well done @robhimself79 - http://twitter.com/robhimself79/status/19386981625

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 22:27:30 GMT

Darth Vadar: Subjects of the Empire, we have a winner. Well done @robhimself79 - http://twitter.com/robhimself79/status/19386981625

(By @darthvader - An impersonator of the Star Wars villain - Fake Tweeter)

Darth Vadar: Favorited the best replies. FYI: none of the 3000+ people who responded "Because I'm your father!" will be winning any prizes.

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 22:01:50 GMT

Darth Vadar: Favorited the best replies. FYI: none of the 3000+ people who responded "Because I'm your father!" will be winning any prizes.

(By @darthvader - An impersonator of the Star Wars villain - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: Good Night, TWeoples!

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:00:52 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: Good Night, TWeoples!

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @lucyspet: @P0TUS Interesting. Does TOTUS like Twizzlers too? <> I do not know! I'll ask him and read U the answer off his screen.

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:00:38 GMT

Barracks O'Bama: RT @lucyspet : @P0TUS Interesting. Does TOTUS like Twizzlers too? <> I do not know! I'll ask him and read U the answer off his screen.

(By @P0TUS - fake account for Barack Obama - Fake Tweeter)

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Barracks O'Bama: RT @ontheredcarpet: Lindsay Lohan's snacking on Twizzlers before expected release from jail http://bit.ly/bELf3s <> Here, LiLo: ~~~~~~

Barracks O'Bama: Gingrich wants to prohibit Sharia law, and I want to prohibit illegal immigration of Martians.

A cat named Sockington: zzz WHU WOAH and where exactly am I OH WOW TOP OF TELEVISION man I can sleep anywhere OBVIOUSLY EARNED MY GOLD MEDAL FROM '08 SNOOZELYMPICS

Barracks O'Bama: RT @jane_bot: Anything you say during a meeting is funny when you're wearing an oreo as a monocle.

Barracks O'Bama: RT @stevehuff: Just when I thought my list of stuff I don't give a shit about couldn't get any longer: Ellen won't be on Idol next season!

Barracks O'Bama: Screech Palin, no one gives a damn what U "think" about Obama on The View. STFU.

Barracks O'Bama: RT @jawaj52: Look, @SarahPalinUSA made up a new word. "Lotso'". Isn't that special. (Church Lady) <> Screech is Lotso stupid.

Barracks O'Bama: #Comcast service messed up again. Fortunately for them, they don't give a shit. #ComcastSucks.

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS It was the acceptable levels of insect parts and rodent droppings... <> Toughens one up, eh?

Barracks O'Bama: RT @MmeLaCrooz: @P0TUS Thanks- you ARE sweet! Here, hold this island for a sec, will ya, so I can take a sip. > Got it...I think...whoaaaaaa

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS Mets are sooooo screwed. <> Happy POTUS. Happy-Happy-Happy.

Barracks O'Bama: RT @pnkbutterfly819: So nobody said my toes look like candy. <> I feel ur pain.

Barracks O'Bama: RT @bostonrandy: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS What's in those Fenway Franks anyway? | Magic. Simply magic. <---- WHAT HE SAID.

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS MMA still covering Dr. Dean's ass? <> Sadly unfamiliar w this issue. Does infield fly rule apply? :)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @dmiller23: Citi field flooded w/tears RT @sbnation: Oswalt OK trade to Philly http://tinyurl.com/395x8qv --> Poor Metsies. @politeracy

Barracks O'Bama: RT @MmeLaCrooz: @P0TUS Yeah, me too. Be a sweetie and bring me one, won't you? ; ) > Gassing up AF-1 now. "U want chips with that?"

Barracks O'Bama: RT @mparent77772: Fox News exec confirms it did peddle Sherrod story before she was fired http://bit.ly/dsqCSi > Fox News are scumsuckers.

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS 750 after Aug 15th//...tick...tick...tick <> "Do not ask for whom the bell tolls"...Sons of George.

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ahuntre: @P0TUS Sir? 12 truckloads of these will be at WH shortly. http://tinyurl.com/35km8xo <> Awesome! TY! Don't tell Bo or Biden.

Barracks O'Bama: Good Morning, TWeoples!

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS There is no such exquisite pain as that of the die hard baseball fan, no? <> U shall know the truth of that soon!

Barracks O'Bama: RT @PRTandWiseline: @chrislhayes without a teleprompter is like Palin with handnotes. #maddow

Barracks O'Bama: RT @TheBeckster4: RT @LadyNole7: What can Sarah (Screech) Palin do to fix her image? Nothing. You can't fix stupid.

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ianlogue: @YankyBelle So what you're saying is, you're not a fan of Comcast? <> #ComcastSucks

Barracks O'Bama: RT @claireific: Sweetie, if I wanted to unleash the bitchy snark on a Jersey Shore girl, "sad and tired" wouldn't even be the start of it.

Barracks O'Bama: I think Screech Palin should get a boob job. She needs the publicity. #snark

Barracks O'Bama: O'Donnell will be talking about whether an endorsement from Screech Palin is a good thing...or not.

Barracks O'Bama: RT @MatinicusVH: Past New York City. On to Boston, home of the bean and the cod. Now, where are the Lowells? > Next to the Cabots and God.

Barracks O'Bama: RT @OnLettingGo731: @DailyBeerReview Smoltz was in Boston and Chipper retiring. Remember Maddox and Glavine? > And Leo "Rock 'em" Mazzone.

Barracks O'Bama: "The Republican Teaparty Contract on America"

Barracks O'Bama: RT @PirateWench: Listening to Beck is like being in the next room when your parents have sex. Ick... just fucking ick.

Barracks O'Bama: .@phive0phor @GottaLaff > And by the way... "This class warfare stuff....it never works"

Barracks O'Bama: RT @samandfuzzy: Justin Timberlake does a surprisingly good BooBoo, though <> Where is the pick-a-nick basket?

Barracks O'Bama: RT @2BlueStarMom: Nixon's family owed an apology! This potus committed crimes of high treason > What crimes? Why Nixon family owed apology?

Barracks O'Bama: RT @noblindfold: @P0TUS @politeracy having seen JD Drew as a Dodger- what did you expect? <> I know...but did Theo?

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS JD Drew//Canadian or US dollars? <> For 15 HRs/yr and 40 games/yr on the DL, it should be clamshells.

A cat named Sockington: ALL RIGHT found the total best sun spot HIGH FIVE actually more that I think of it more like high four COME ON HOW OFTEN DO CATS DO THIS

Barracks O'Bama: Such a sad shame when work gets in the way of tweeting.

A cat named Sockington: BOOTING UP BEDROOM EXPLORER checking under bed AAAIIIGH DUSTBALLS bedroom explorer has crashed

Darth Vadar: Just won Top Chef: Coruscant with this killer dish - http://bit.ly/c0hUqc

A cat named Sockington: can't really complain about cat tv lately ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING obviously I have the premium channels

Barracks O'Bama: It's fun to watch #Teabagger whackjobs apologizing for calling #Teabagger whackjobs "dumbasses".

Barracks O'Bama: RT @TLW3: RT @ebertchicago Rush Limbaugh: "We’re wondering if there is a Lewinsky in Chelsea’s husband’s future." / Limbaugh is white trash

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ColoradoRight: Chelsea Clinton's wedding - or as Bill calls it Bridesmaid-A-Palooza <> Will Monica be wearing a blue dress?

Barracks O'Bama: RT @supplewine: In the process of hooking up AT&T U-verse and dumping Comcast. <> Congrats! #ComcastSucks.

Barracks O'Bama: RT @SandiBehrns: RT @ThePlumLineGS: More evidence that Sarah Palin will never, ever be president: http://bit.ly/alK4ex / #p2

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS Don't know why Corp Compensation Committee members aren't in jail. > Cuz they're the wardens!

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ThundarKitteh: @P0TUS A doublemint twizzler martini comin' right up! Ha ha.<> Doubling down...Quadruple-mint?

Barracks O'Bama: BREAKING: Wikileaks releases Screech Palin email to Bristol: "Duh............"

Barracks O'Bama: RT @MsFitMedic: @P0TUS good morning! Whatcha doin' today? > The usual...crises, picking up Bo's and Biden's poop...

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ThundarKitteh: @P0TUS Good Morning, Sir! Twizzler martini? <> Yes pls...make it a double. :)

Barracks O'Bama: Good Morning, TWeoples!

A cat named Sockington: OKAY FESS UP WHO HID MY MASSIVE STATUE OF MYSELF MADE ENTIRELY OF SALMON all will be forgiven if replaced WAITING PATIENTLY FOR REPLACEMENT

Darth Vadar: RT @14to9 Just when I thought I was out, they force-pull me back in. #Lucasized

Darth Vadar: We're gonna need a bigger bantha. #Lucasized

Darth Vadar: When I was your age playing StarCraft involved lots of macaroni, paper mâché and Elmer's Glue.

Barracks O'Bama: Tweetdeck crapping out on me...that's it for today. Good Night, TWeoples!

Barracks O'Bama: O'Donnell talking about Netroots vote: 48% hope Screech Palin will run in '12. Why? Because she's stupid.

Barracks O'Bama: Yup. Screech Palin is refudiating and Ted Haggard is over-repenting.

Barracks O'Bama: Wattle of the Year: Mitch McConnell

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ElyssaD: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR] <> Y R U Grrrr'ing?

Barracks O'Bama: Just learned that Larry Ellison of Oracle leads all CEOs in pay for last decade with... $1.84B. Yes, Billion. @politeracy

Barracks O'Bama: .@politeracy I predict #RedSox play .750 ball from Aug 15 til Sept 30 when they get their injured All-Star team back.

Barracks O'Bama: HAPPY -----> @Presley007 <------- BIRFDAZE !!!!!!

Barracks O'Bama: RT @Presley007: @P0TUS I shall re-name you "H0'TUS". <> Perhaps "GIGILOTUS"?

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: @P0TUS Yup, a real scholar and a gentleman. Wistful...sniff. > Hard for ppl like that to be heard above the din these days.

Barracks O'Bama: .@politeracy Matthews, Beck: Insufferable meets Intolerable.

Barracks O'Bama: RT @Presley007: @vanessatx @P0TUS HAI HEAUXZ! <> It's off to school we go (?)

Barracks O'Bama: RT @vanessatx: RT @Presley007: THE DAILY SHOW IS BACK!!! COLBERT REPORT IS BACK!!! *runs around in circles flapping arms*

Barracks O'Bama: RT @ahuntre: Twitter Etiquette: Gentle Readers, Should I say farewell to those who no longer follow or is it too late for that? > Screw 'em.

Barracks O'Bama: Will not turn on MSNBC until Matthews is over. What a blowhard.

Barracks O'Bama: .@politeracy No, ur right, power is power & very few can keep their heads on straight. Reading McCullough's book on Truman, tho...inspiring.

Barracks O'Bama: .@politeracy It is absolutely maddening how leaders of large businesses just consider their jobs an excuse to raid the pantry. SOBs.

Barracks O'Bama: Mass RMV: Ur front people work hard and are courteous. But it shd not take 2 hrs to renew a license. Ur operational mgrs are incompetent.

A cat named Sockington: HURRAH GIFT GIVING TIME may I present you with 3/4 of a mouse HEY I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR INSINUATIONS or the screaming for that matter

Barracks O'Bama: RT @Ms_Lipps: #ComcastSucks too, remember?! lol! RT @P0TUS: anything more incompetent than the RMV? <> Ur right! How thoughtless of me.

Barracks O'Bama: Is there anything more incompetent than the Registry of Motor Vehicles? Grrrrr.

Barracks O'Bama: Waiting in line at the RMV, where the bureaucracy hits U right in the face.

Barracks O'Bama: RT @politeracy: Exit package of BP's CEO Tony Hayward, $18 million... Destroying an entire ecosystem, Priceless.

Barracks O'Bama: RT @vanessatx: RT @Presley007: THE DAILY SHOW IS BACK!!! COLBERT REPORT IS BACK!!! runs around in circles flapping arms