Performer
rainnwilson
This tweet is a colossal waste of time. Just ignore it, it's stupid. Sorry. Blech!
mrdavehill
Just bought some toothpaste. What do you think I am, some kind of animal?!
mrdavehill
I am spending most of my time wondering when Tiger Woods is going to stop shocking us. Who is with me?!
mrdavehill
People of Philadelphia- I am totally putting my art and privates on the line in your town TONIGHT!!!: http://usedwigs.com/live/
mrdavehill
Dave Hill Explosion March 25 at UCB NY w/Martha Wainwright, Chris March, Claywoman, and more! Come: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/899
WillHines
My eyes feel dry. Fix that plz, internet. Thx. Ltr! OMG! Byeeeeeeeeeeeee!
by Will Hines, New York improvisor and frequent director of Upright Citizens Brigade's digital originals, Director
mrdavehill
Good morning. Do you smell smoke? I smell smoke!
ChristFinnegan
TEE-VEE REMINDER: I'm on the CBS Early Show this very morn, somewhere around 8:05-8:15am. Congratulations to us all!
RealBillBailey
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/14/20100319/tpl-public-dubious-over-brown-s-iraq-ans-81c5b50.html dubious is an understatement
RealBillBailey
ooh la la! just got my Ban-ki Moon Beard Trimmers... can't wait til Spring
RealBillBailey
beard related news http://is.gd/aOfzZ
ericwareheim
this rules: bundy pon de floor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV7SMFwgs3k
SklarBrothers
Sandra Bullock, blind sided.
SklarBrothers
Well, it's official. My bracket is more busted than Tommy Chong at airport security.
DCpierson
So @MrDonaldGlover 's interview with @The_AV_Club means @GenevieveKoski has maybe heard me rap? *bites nails*
WhitneyCummings
Tickets to my hour special taping on sale now! In DC May 15th http://bit.ly/9d27GI
nerdist
RT @myopicprod Chris Hardwick (@nerdist ) guest on episode 10 of the Comedy Film Nerds Podcast comedyfilmnerds.com
Borat
Scratch the last thought, dancing asian girls always = FTW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I67NII5bIWc but they all look the same. ;)
SaraJBenincasa
Stoked for acting wkshp w/Diana Castle next week. Playing pretend is even more fun as a grown-up. :)
SaraJBenincasa
Shout out to @thecajunboy , a kind soul
Borat
i wanna play with fire, and by that i mean i wanna do didi benami. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucYRmXiAKPk
SaraJBenincasa
Haha, CNN hired someone to do the crazypants dance. Amazing. #redstate
robhuebel
Found out I have a family of jellyfish living in my dickhole. They have been stealing my wifi signal.
SaraJBenincasa
Reviews on Marriage Ref are all over the place, Tweeps! I've heard Papa is a great guy and I'm glad he has the gig...I gotta watch it.
SaraJBenincasa
Our office smells not unlike a skunk. Yet this is the 37th floor of a bldg in NYC. I have questions.
