Performer
WhitneyCummings
RT @evamagdalenski : Demand The Comedians of Chelsea Lately in your city! CLICK HERE http://is.gd/dRQRb
paulscheer
When I record the Jersey Shore, I also record something on the History Channel because I don't want my TIVO to think less of me.
azizansari
News Anchor Unable to Speak After Christina Hendricks Mentions Bathing -- Vulture - Wow. Definitely worth... http://tumblr.com/xkqeicqts
robhuebel
I am eating lunch with a priest. He said he gets lots of free stuff.
rainnwilson
They should make a 'baby' Baby Bjorne for babies to carry other babies.
ChristFinnegan
I'm just bored by that dude's continued status as a comedy touchstone. Hell, I'm bored of the chatty douchebags I know in REAL life.
stephenfry
Wow. What a city this is. http://twitpic.com/29umpg
ChristFinnegan
Folks, just because someone like Kanye West joins Twitter, that doesn't mean you HAVE to follow him. You do realize that, right?
mrdavehill
Just in case anyone is wondering- I have been to a lot of bases that are out there today.
SaraJBenincasa
I uploaded a YouTube video -- If Peggy from MAD MEN Vlogged 2 http://youtu.be/3RDr8v3I_rI?a
mrdavehill
Guess who has to top up again already! My life is total bullshit!
stephenfry
Now this is sailing - http://twitpic.com/29uatg
nerdist
Wow! @matthewebone wrote a wonderful piece on the 10 best album covers: http://afx.cc/coverart what're your faves? #discuss
azizansari
Watch Parks and Rec tonight at 930 on NBC! One of my favorite episodes. "Sweetums" written by @alanmyang .
stephenfry
Starting the day with a sail and a piece about nautical language: http://twitpic.com/29u0ei
joshmalina
No, Radio Shack Guy, I don't want to make a donation 2 prostate cancer research. I do all of my charitable giving through Bed Bath & Beyond.
rainnwilson
Watch @bbbaumgartner Sunday! GOLF THERAPY. 3pm/Est Noon/ Pst on NBC. With @NLiukin , @MichaelStrahan , @CC_Sabathia and more.
sethmeyers21
Fav WU Rangel joke: It's not often you find somebody in Wash. willing to pose for their own political cartoon. http://bit.ly/c3alXW
stephenfry
Right, off for a day's filming around Sydney on the Planet Word project, a docco I’m doing for the BBC on language. And it's sunny! Hurrah!
azizansari
Damn I wish Hermes made edible snacks, Cheezits just ain't dope enough for my mouth. #PredictingKanyeTweets @kanyewest
nerdist
“@laughterandsuch : Oops! Turns out the boob story was fake. Update here http://bit.ly/ckzvEf - Damn you, @robdelaney ! I trusted you!"
hodgman
@hodgman It's the biggest bird competition in the US! I was on a winning team in 2008 http://bit.ly/cgEmbH #birding (via @birdchick )
rustyrockets
I'm going "Back To The Future" where for some reason it's ok to perv over yer own Mum. http://twitpic.com/29t4xr
rainnwilson
Here's a pretty song for you. ♫ http://blip.fm/~u634i
michaelianblack
Great newss: Just found out I'm going to be the official foot model for toenail fungus.
by Michael Ian Black, Cast member of The State, Stella and Michael and Michael Have Issues, Comedy Writer
