thebrianposehn Me too! RT @dragonboysuede : I will be there! RT @ DaveHolmes So who else out there is performing at A Night Of 140 Tweets tomorrow night?

by Brian Posehn, comic, has a role in the Sarah Silverman Program, Stand-up

steveagee pretty sure I'm witnessing a drug deal going down in this parkinglot...god I wish I could get in on it!

by Steve Agee, Stand-up, also known for part in the Sarah Silverman Show, Performer

steveagee my allergies have been epic for the past 2 days!

by Steve Agee, Stand-up, also known for part in the Sarah Silverman Show, Performer

rainnwilson Binki Shapiro (Little Joy) has collected sweet artistes w/rad art, Ts, totes, etc. to raise $ for relief in Haiti - http://bit.ly/aLfGRh

by Rainn Wilson, Actor, plays Dwight on The Office, Performer

charlietodd I just called my congressman to voice my support for Health Care Reform. Easy instructions here: http://bit.ly/aYLhf2

by Charlie Todd, New York improviser and creator of Imrpov Everywhere, Web Comedian

THE_REAL_SHAQ Subconscious anger and self hatred has more to do with mental unhappiness or dissatisfaction than anything.. Be happy. I love u 4 being you

by Shaquille O'Neal, All-star NBA Center and personality, Performer

mrdavehill Gonna hit the gym. A lot of people are really excited about it.

by Dave Hill, New York-based writer and comedian, Comedy Writer

robhuebel Hey DJ's that blare those air-horns in the background of hip hop songs: stop doing that. You're ruining shit. You're a real dumb dumb.

by Rob Huebel, Part of the sketch team Human Giant., Comedy Writer

rejectedjokes Dilbert's life has been awful since the recession. He cant even hang himself by his own tie because it curves upwards.

by Ben Schwartz, Freelance writer for Weekend Update, creator of Bronx World Travellers, Comedy Writer

joshmalina How can these not make you smile? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w&feature=channel and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJKythlXAIY

by Joshua Malina, Actor, credits include Sports Night and West Wing, Performer

DCpierson Blog post: "The CIA Handlers' Retreat" http://dcpierson.com

by DC Pierson, member of the sketch group Derrick,, Comedy Writer

azizansari Sure is Soulja Boy. It guest stars Andy Samberg and I've heard its a great one. RT @souljaboytellem New Parks and Rec tonight?

by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up

rainnwilson this was on the wall of the writers' room http://post.ly/S9QW

by Rainn Wilson, Actor, plays Dwight on The Office, Performer

SaraJBenincasa In Italian, the Evil Eye is called "Il malocchio." @MelissaTarot (I think I spelled it right).

by Sara Benincasa, comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit, Web Comedian

SaraJBenincasa Am I developing PINKEYE? That, sir, is a CHILD'S ailment! Next up: colic?

by Sara Benincasa, comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit, Web Comedian

RobRiggle Audition time! My German accent sounds like a Russian Ru Paul...this should be over quick.

by Rob Riggle, Stand-up, actor, former Daily Show correspondent, Stand-up

SklarBrothers Biggest fear right now, is going to the movie theater to see Alice in Wonderland and them showing the movie, "Eclipse" over it.

by Randy and Jason Sklar, Twin performer team, creators of Cheap Seats, Performer

WillHines I just got tickets to watch Conan on YouTube and Hulu.com on my computer!!!!!!!

by Will Hines, New York improvisor and frequent director of Upright Citizens Brigade's digital originals, Director

mrdavehill Pretty much the deal with me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbFnWL4npaM

by Dave Hill, New York-based writer and comedian, Comedy Writer

mrdavehill Coming to an ER near you! RT @mwskinn @mrdavehill Now that you are back on dry land can i interest you in this fine item? http://ow.ly/1h78y

by Dave Hill, New York-based writer and comedian, Comedy Writer

thebrianposehn New album 'Fart and Wiener Jokes' coming this April! http://bit.ly/919Mah

by Brian Posehn, comic, has a role in the Sarah Silverman Program, Stand-up

azizansari Happy to announce I'll be back at the comedy stage @Bonnaroo this summer. I'll be announcing a bunch of other tour dates next week.

by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up