azizansari News Anchor Unable to Speak After Christina Hendricks Mentions Bathing -- Vulture - Wow. Definitely worth... http://tumblr.com/xkqeicqts

by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up

robhuebel I am eating lunch with a priest. He said he gets lots of free stuff.

by Rob Huebel, Part of the sketch team Human Giant., Comedy Writer

rainnwilson They should make a 'baby' Baby Bjorne for babies to carry other babies.

by Rainn Wilson, Actor, plays Dwight on The Office, Performer

ChristFinnegan I'm just bored by that dude's continued status as a comedy touchstone. Hell, I'm bored of the chatty douchebags I know in REAL life.

by Christian Finnegan, New York based comedian with frequent TV appearances, Stand-up

stephenfry Wow. What a city this is. http://twitpic.com/29umpg

by Stephen Fry, Popular British writer and actor, Performer

ChristFinnegan Folks, just because someone like Kanye West joins Twitter, that doesn't mean you HAVE to follow him. You do realize that, right?

by Christian Finnegan, New York based comedian with frequent TV appearances, Stand-up

mrdavehill Just in case anyone is wondering- I have been to a lot of bases that are out there today.

by Dave Hill, New York-based writer and comedian, Stand-up

SaraJBenincasa I uploaded a YouTube video -- If Peggy from MAD MEN Vlogged 2 http://youtu.be/3RDr8v3I_rI?a

by Sara Benincasa, comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit, Web Comedian

mrdavehill Guess who has to top up again already! My life is total bullshit!

by Dave Hill, New York-based writer and comedian, Stand-up

stephenfry Now this is sailing - http://twitpic.com/29uatg

by Stephen Fry, Popular British writer and actor, Performer

nerdist Wow! @matthewebone wrote a wonderful piece on the 10 best album covers: http://afx.cc/coverart what're your faves? #discuss

by Chris Hardwick, Currently hosts Web Soup on G4TV, Performer

azizansari Watch Parks and Rec tonight at 930 on NBC! One of my favorite episodes. "Sweetums" written by @alanmyang .

by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up

stephenfry Starting the day with a sail and a piece about nautical language: http://twitpic.com/29u0ei

by Stephen Fry, Popular British writer and actor, Performer

joshmalina No, Radio Shack Guy, I don't want to make a donation 2 prostate cancer research. I do all of my charitable giving through Bed Bath & Beyond.

by Joshua Malina, Actor, credits include Sports Night and West Wing, Performer

rainnwilson Watch @bbbaumgartner Sunday! GOLF THERAPY. 3pm/Est Noon/ Pst on NBC. With @NLiukin , @MichaelStrahan , @CC_Sabathia and more.

by Rainn Wilson, Actor, plays Dwight on The Office, Performer

sethmeyers21 Fav WU Rangel joke: It's not often you find somebody in Wash. willing to pose for their own political cartoon. http://bit.ly/c3alXW

by Seth Meyers, Current head writer and actor for Saturday Night Live, Comedy Writer

stephenfry Right, off for a day's filming around Sydney on the Planet Word project, a docco I’m doing for the BBC on language. And it's sunny! Hurrah!

by Stephen Fry, Popular British writer and actor, Performer

azizansari Damn I wish Hermes made edible snacks, Cheezits just ain't dope enough for my mouth. #PredictingKanyeTweets @kanyewest

by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up

nerdist “@laughterandsuch : Oops! Turns out the boob story was fake. Update here http://bit.ly/ckzvEf - Damn you, @robdelaney ! I trusted you!"

by Chris Hardwick, Currently hosts Web Soup on G4TV, Performer