Dave Hill
New York-based writer and comedian
I am a comedian, writer, musician, actor, and highly-boneable public figure who would like to come over your house. 私はあなたが好きです。
Comedy Writer
http://twitter.com/mrdavehill
http://www.davehillonline.com
5549 followers
7232 tweets
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R.I.P. Alex Chilton: http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/17/alex-chilton-musician-dies/
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When 2nd best simply won't do: http://tweetphoto.com/14786478
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For that special ironic hipster racist in your life: http://tweetphoto.com/14784327
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What about pee?: http://tweetphoto.com/14764955
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I'm starting with the man in the mirror. I'm asking him to change his pants.
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Do bicycle messengers all just decide to get dreadlocks or do guys with dreadlocks all just decide to become bicycle messengers?
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Great Pentagram interview if you're into awesome doom metal: http://theobelisk.net/obelisk/2010/03/15/bobbylieblingspoketome/#more-6627
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Happy Birthday to me (NSFW) (Also, it's not my birthday): http://www.metacafe.com/watch/834243/the_birthday_party_with_dave_hill/
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I am going to kill @therealmissguy . Just because.
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My new "thing" is drinking a lot of water. My other new thing is peeing a lot. Really been getting into it lately.
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Okay, I need 10,000 followers ASAP. Please help. Will explain more later. There are lives at stake! Sort of. Please RT
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Happy St. Patrick's Day. I have been drinking since 6am and then in a little bit I am going to wrestle someone to the ground outside.
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Just bought some f@#kin' cookies. This is the kind of sh*t I pull on a regular basis.
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DH Explosion March 25 with Chris March, Claywoman, and...???: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/899
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That happened to me once...in my pants: http://tweetphoto.com/14618494
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@mileskahn I don't want to live in this world.
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Some lady just tried to order coffee in the shop by my house using Starbucks vernacular. Now we are all stabbing her.
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I am going to get coffee. A lot of stuff will probably happen after that, some of which most people won't even be able to handle.
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I just found out Kate Winslet split from her husband. Man, I cannot wait to get in there!
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"Imagine" by John Lennon is almost impossible to masturbate to. Almost.
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I am going to a women's prison tomorrow. I guess it really is possible to have it all.
