Dave Hill
New York-based writer and comedian
I am a comedian, writer, musician, actor, and highly-boneable public figure who would like to come over your house. 私はあなたが好きです。
Stand-up
http://twitter.com/mrdavehill
http://www.davehillonline.com
7252 followers
9418 tweets
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Guess who has to top up again already! My life is total bullshit!
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...or at least hose everything down first. I'm from out of town: http://twitpic.com/29qzqx
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This today's first reminder to listen to Ep. 3 of my scorching hot new podcast: http://davehillincident.libsyn.com Please RT
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I am doing the Fix show tomorrow in London with @marcmaron and some other fine folks: http://www.thefixonline.com/live.php?id=58
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I shall make things right, Mr. @BobBobRicard ! And thank you for the champagne!
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Serious question for UK friends: And any tips on what to do when the toilet won't flush and it really needs to? Asking for a friend.
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And as for the gap- it can mind itself for all I care. It is not my problem and I'm tired of it's bullshit anyway so just stop already!
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I still think despite everything that's happened Brad and Jennifer WILL get back together. This is the world I choose to live in.
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Did you listen to the new episode of my Podcasting Incident today with Part 2 of Dick Cavett? Do it!: http://tinyurl.com/37vr2sg Pls RT
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Lucky you, London!: http://twitpic.com/29hlgw
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"Can you give something low maintenance that will still guarantee I get my ass kicked?": http://twitpic.com/29hl91
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Hoping to pay a visit to @bobbobricard shortly. Either Bob or Bob better be there!
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Just stopped into a great pub on Compton Street. Almost every person in here has invited me back to their house for a drink. So friendly!
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New episode of Dave Hill's Podcasting Incident up today: davehillincident.libsyn.com
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There is no such thing as free wi-fi.
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Ever since I got to London, my new favorite thing to do is to top things up. If it can be topped up, I will top it up!
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I've tried a lot of good toothpastes in the UK, but I still say Anusol is the best!
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I've tried a lot of good toothpastes in the UK, but I still Anusol is the best!
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Ep. 3 of Dave Hill's Podcasting Incident feat. part 2 of my conversation with Dick Cavett up now!!!: http://davehillincident.libsyn.com/
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Thx! RT @DenverTantrums : @mrdavehill podcast w/ Dick Cavett finally brings intelligent humor back. Plus, Dick is a hilarious name!
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Part 2 of my incredible podcast convo w/the legendary Dick Cavett comes out officially tomorrow, but listen now!: http://tinyurl.com/34ahggg
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Just had a lovely time on @collinslateshow . Now I am mostly sitting around in my underwear. Not sure what I'll do next.
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People of the UK- I am going to be on @collinslateshow tonight at midnight. Listen and call in and stuff. That would be so great. Thx.
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I have an Oyster Card...in my pants.

