Joshua Malina
Actor, credits include Sports Night and West Wing
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http://twitter.com/joshmalina
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13593 followers
3920 tweets
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No, Radio Shack Guy, I don't want to make a donation 2 prostate cancer research. I do all of my charitable giving through Bed Bath & Beyond.
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I wanna rock 'n roll for like an hour and a half, and party (lightly) every third day.
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"All the single ladies," what?
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Potato gun and @MKupperman 's TALES DESIGNED TO THRIZZLE both purchased at Spokane's "Boo Radley's." Both giving great joy.
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"Punny" is to edgy.
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If I ever organize a really not-edgy comedy festival, I'll probably call it the Put Your Funny Where Your Mouth Is Fest.
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.@KindlerAndy You are incredibly funny and interesting on LAST COMIC STANDING, and I'm glad someone who looks like us is getting work.
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How come anti-semites never complain about Jewish domination of the National Football League?
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Good Mornin'! (by "Good" I mean "Oliver Stone" and by "Mornin'!" I mean "is
an anti-semitic asshole")
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My boy's latest skate video -- http://youtu.be/OOPf6moKJyM
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You totally got me! RT @JBFlint : Go outside...look at the moon...4 10 seconds you'll forget about this trivial stuff we tweet about all day.
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I think I've put on weight. I feel all sausage-y.
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Headed to The Learning Annex for Mel Gibson-Oliver Stone debate: Adolf Hitler, Genius or Saint?
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And for the ocean and music and puppies! RT @mrbradgoreski So cold and grey out. YIKES! Thank god for micheal bastian cashmere sweaters :)
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90,000 documents? I'm sorry, that's a Wikidump, or at least Wikirrhea.
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I believe that children are our future: remote-controlled, edible robot children, with laser-shooting eyes and a calming lavender scent.
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Congrats to Bradley Whitford on an extremely brave -- and deeply disgusting -- performance in tonight's ep. of THE GOOD GUYS.
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The Men Tell All! The Men Tell All!
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Hate when menus have a few items marked "specialty of the house." Makes me feel like they're just not trying hard enough on the other stuff.
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RT @thesulk How many Poles does it take to take a poll? 25. 1 to stroz ne worcek and 24 to snatz wi goznia. (regional) CIVIL WAR REENACTOR
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I have backed myself into a comedy corner. @Dougbenson , how do I get out of this?! QUILTER
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I agree. PISTOL PACKIN' GRANNY RT @angryfatgeek @JoshMalina I'm not sure this gimmick is all that funny. VILLAGE IDIOT
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They can't all be winners ANOTHER PROCTOLOGIST RT @RichardGainey @JoshMalina this app sucks. PROCTOLOGIST
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Knew u'd dig it! LIFE COACH RT @DougBenson It's great! NOTARY RT @JoshMalina Loving new app that adds a vocation to your tweets! COBBLER
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I think it's random. FAILED ACTOR RT @ToriFan247 Does this mean you've given up acting? Or is it random?
