Joe Schmitt
Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor
the second T is silent
Web Comedian
http://twitter.com/joeschmitt
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5996 followers
8001 tweets
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Why I Love Twitter: the replies. Sometimes the replies are better than the tweets, like this one from @48K : http://tumblr.com/xa47j7es1
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Tweet of the Day runner-up from @RexHuppke : http://favstar.fm/users/RexHuppke/status/10628707725 (nominated by @penbleth )
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My pick for Tweet of the Day, from @Suck_A_Duck : http://favstar.fm/users/Suck_A_Duck/status/10625443778
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The doctor says my blood type is A positive, but I prefer to think that my blood got an A+...because I'm always so positive.
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I'm still not clear on which Corey is dead.
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Day 3 of Daylight Savings Time, and the perpetrators still haven't been brought to justice.
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Video: Commonly asked question about the video: Me: I’ve had a few people wonder if there was a specific... http://tumblr.com/xa47hgmkd
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If you didn't see the performance of @RexHuppke 's healthcare satire, check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nev2LBDnZqQ
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Video: Director's cut of the @RexHuppke 's healthcare speech: http://tumblr.com/xa47gkncn
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Photo: "Who will raise my babies if I die at 115?" http://tumblr.com/xa47ghs48
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My pick for Tweet of the Day from @sha_suga : http://favstar.fm/users/sha_suga/status/10530101570
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Check out the video with me, @rondicasmith , and others performing @RexHuppke 's rally speech: http://tumblr.com/xa47g059c
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RT @ConanOBrien : Pretty funny video about healthcare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nev2LBDnZqQ Wish I still had a camera crew.
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Video: "My like-minded socialist friends..." http://tumblr.com/xa47g059c
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Q: How many farmers does it take to change a lightbulb? - A: Only one, but he’ll need an extra hour of... http://tumblr.com/xa47fy793
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Hilarious! RT @joelkodner : Anyone want to go with me to Peter Graves' funeral and take turns slapping a grieving woman? #airplane
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Daylight Saving. Bah! If I see a farmer today, he's getting a knuckle sandwich.
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Hmm... @ConanOBrien hasn't followed me back yet. This changes everything.
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Going to a mock political rally and need sign ideas. What would you bring? http://tumblr.com/xa47dm47w
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Photoset: Our friend @emilykozik put her art up online. Take a look. http://tumblr.com/xa47ckwvm
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Photo: It’s 6:30 and this train has been standing for 10 minutes. I’m really hungry, having missed lunch for... http://tumblr.com/xa47chzy7
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My pick for Tweet of the Day from @yuckyducky : http://favstar.fm/users/yuckyducky/status/10378614496
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Are you all following @sucittaM ? He's hilarious and prolific. I recommend him and everyone else on my list: http://bit.ly/joeschmittslist
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Doctor ordered more blood tests today. I keep telling them I'm not a Visitor, but apparently they will only believe blood from the vein.
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Photo: “Sen. Harry Reid’s family injured in semi-colon” Well, that’s how I read it, and frankly I think my... http://tumblr.com/xa47c1inj
