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Joe Schmitt

Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor
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joeschmitt Project Runway is 90 minutes this season. Let's hope it's NOT 30 more minutes of Heidi Klum reading the rules.
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt The World's Largest Collection of Female Masturbation Synonyms - @northpacific sent me this list when I asked... http://tumblr.com/xa4ei6plq
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt For my meeting I went with "getting a stain out of my carpet" for female masturbation. Thanks for all the suggestions.
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt I need some euphemisms for female masturbation. Help me out: http://tumblr.com/xa4ehbfyh
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt The day before Amanda Bynes retired, she was shot at, shot out Joe Pesci's tires, and declared, "I'm getting too old for this shit."
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt Blagojevich verdict is in. Jury foreman: "Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. And he's an idiot." #iwish
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt Photo: @girldetective , you should be following her on Twitter and Tumblr. So says me. http://tumblr.com/xa4eccsdk
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt Photo: Blagojevich brought his daughter to the trial yesterday, to try to get the jury to see that sending... http://tumblr.com/xa4ec3y25
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt Amanda Bynes tweeted she has "unretired". The Packers front office says they are still "moving on with Aaron Rodgers".
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt Video: This week’s Breaking The News. Even our director, Jason, gets in on the act. http://tumblr.com/xa4ea2pxc
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt I can't wait until Blagojevich goes to jail. And then I can go back to having the best hair in Chicago.
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt Use TrueTwit Validation if you must, but I take those auto-DMs as being told "maybe you don't really want to follow me." And then unfollow.
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt Grammarians! Help me settle this debate: http://tumblr.com/xa4e9iykw
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt My two cents: BP should hire that pigeon from the Kings of Leon show
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt Foursquare: for the status updates so boring even you won't tweet them.
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt The only way True Blood makes sense any more is if it turns out Sookie has been in the Matrix this whole time.
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt Thinking about skipping True Blood for Mad Men tonight because at least Don Draper won't pull some new magical power out of his ass.
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt The Bible isn't literal truth. Personal experience tells me Noah's wife never would've allowed two of each spider on board the Ark.
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt "Paper! Damn! Paper ALWAYS covers me." - Dwayne Johnson http://tumblr.com/xa4dulsyr
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt I'm not a selfish person, but I just feel that all of my closest friends should live in Chicago forever.
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt Damn! Ms. Overshare Loudvoice got off the bus. Now I'll never know if her boyfriend folded the laundry. Please come back!
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt Remember when the GOP embraced Sarah Palin for her silver tongue, sound logic and command of facts? Well, the joke's on them!
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt Transformers 3 filming includes gunfire, explosions, but what's missing? http://tumblr.com/xa4ds4ynx (photo by @jinxybee )
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
joeschmitt Truth in advertising dictates that most jeans sold should have "Lazy" emblazoned across the ass.
by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian
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