Joe Rogan
Veteran comedian whose hosted various shows
Stand up comic/mixed martial arts fanatic/psychedelic adventurer/occasional tv whore
Comedy Host
http://twitter.com/joerogandotnet
http://www.joerogan.net
97180 followers
2586 tweets
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No one tweets more inspirational quotes than porn stars. Especially the ones that take it in the butt.
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Jet packs http://bit.ly/c6gpRa and robot fuck dolls http://bit.ly/7N5FXG my comedy wishes are now reality. We are living in the future
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google is your friend RT @DaSilvaMMA : @MikeyMMA Since I'm 100% sure Joe won't answer, Mikey what the hell is the Hadron Collider?
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1 year later is the end of 2012... RT @MikeyMMA : Large Hadron Collider to shut down for one year from the end of 2011 http://bit.ly/avMRrD
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This is my offical facebook fan page http://www.facebook.com/JOEROGANDOTNET sign up and join my cult
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Little wayne"s tattoos we're talking about http://bit.ly/aYZU5P
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Russian scientists keep dead dogs head alive - video : http://bit.ly/96vuEv
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British couple that we're talking about that were kidnapped by somali pirates http://bit.ly/9aFHz7
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Alright, here we go, bitches... http://www.ustream.tv/channel/joe-rogan-live
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Due to travel, I'm doing my weekly podcast today at 3pm Pacific, or in about an hour for my overseas friends http://bit.ly/5N6YlQ
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I'm at the Tempe improv this weekend, and tickets are selling fast, if you want in jump on that shit now http://tinyurl.com/ydqskml
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Here's the pre-order link for my Talking Monkeys in Space DVD on Amazon.com: http://bit.ly/b1gaH5
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The official Joe Rogan podcast is finally available on itunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-joe-rogan-podcast/id360084272
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Sorry, I mean "most recent" RT @Kr4zY_K4NuK : your last DVD/CD? Did you stop being funny suddenly? Why your last?
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Absofuckinglutely RT @Lovinlyf76 : Im so getting it...then when I see u in Saskatoon...will u sign it????
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Yes. i'm about 80% done with the material for a new one I'll film this summer RT @En4cer45 : is that the one you filmed in Columbus, OH?
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Yes! That's a great idea, I'll menstealia it! RT @dillusio : you planning in running a twitter contest for a free copy? #imcheaplikethat
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My last comedy special, "Talking Monkeys in Space" will be out on DVD and CD March 30th http://bit.ly/a963AH
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I'm at the Tempe improv this week Thurs, Fri, Sat - Come on down, you fucking freaks! http://bit.ly/dBeFpX
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Goldie is my brother. We're great friends which is why we make such a good team. He keeps the ship running smooth Follow him! @mfg16
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Before every show Goldberg has a meth suppository and enough redbull to give Rick James a stroke. RT @Akhilleus13 : What about Mike?
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0 I'm always sober for those or I would just ramble RT @mike_east3 : on a scale of 1-10, how fucked up are you at the UFC pay per views?
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I'm working on it. I should be back this summer RT @peps47 : Joe when are you gonna hit Chicago with some shows?
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Furious masturbation is the safest option. Don't neglect your butthole RT @Lovinlyf76 : Hey, Im a 1st time flyer...any tips to staying calm?
