Jim Gaffigan
Big time stand-up with hundreds of thousands of cd and DVD sales
Husband, father, comedian, actor, writer, always tired
Stand-up
http://twitter.com/jimgaffigan
http://jimgaffigan.com/appearances.shtml
181623 followers
1101 tweets
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Our tax dollars at work http://yfrog.com/j7ymadj
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Happy unofficial alcohol awareness day
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Whoever decided to childproof DVD's should be hung.
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Performing in Jerusalem Apr 3rd. I look forward to doing diarrhea jokes in the birthplace of all monotheistic religions.
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Performing in Jerusalem Apr 5. I look forward to doing diarrhea jokes in the birthplace of all monothiestic religions.
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I'm loving The Wire. #IjustSawHeat
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The Umbrella Graveyard http://yfrog.com/1i760mj
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Who came up with the stationary bike? "Here's my bike that goes nowhere, here's my oven that doesn't cook and here's Congress"
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Letterman tonight. Long Island Saturday. http://bit.ly/82bP
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Special Pre-Sale Thursday - BOSTON NOV 13TH http://tinyurl.com/ca2cxa Password Bacon (Might be doing August shows in NE beach communities)
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Special Pre-Sale Thursday - SEATTLE OCT 9TH http://tinyurl.com/ca2cxa Password Bacon Please RT in WA, OR & BC
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Special Pre-Sale Thursday - MYRTLE BEACH July 31st SHOW http://tinyurl.com/ca2cxa Password Bacon Please RT in SC & NC
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Special Pre-Sale Thursday - Atlantic City Borgota July 30th http://tinyurl.com/ca2cxa Password Bacon Please RT in NJ, PA, DE
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This is the day I was given the most important gift of all, Jeannie.
Calling Jeannie my wife feels a little (cont) http://tl.gd/f2uo9
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This is the day I was given the most important gift of all, Jeannie.
Calling Jeannie my wife feels a little (cont) http://tl.gd/f2sbq
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C u in Long Island at Tilles Center this Sat 1st show Sold Out. 2nd show 10pm avail http://tinyurl.com/ca2cxa PL RT in Long Island
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The pre-fax machine tv screens on this plane does not build a lot of confidence. http://yfrog.com/1ryv0j
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Confession: Sometime I leave the door open when I use the bathroom. Mostly on planes.
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I can't wait to see who wins most popular, I mean best actor.
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The Oscars. It's like election night except completely unimportant.
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March is officially the worst month of the year.
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Next stop Long Island next Saturday March 13th http://tiny.cc/Bn3RP
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I love how bored the audience looks on that Dr Oz show. They acually look like they are waiting to see a doctor. http://yfrog.com/0t2d8sj
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Do you have a slot machine that appeals to a 5 year old girl? http://yfrog.com/03vuglj
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Do you have a slot machine that appeals to 5 year old girl?
