John Aboud
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Hi, new best friend.
Comedy Writer
http://twitter.com/jaboud
http://www.coltonaboud.com
3162 followers
549 tweets
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Beezus H. Christ.
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My 5-y.o. is obsessed with Lady Gaga. Thought this was a dad fail, but at least it's not something truly blasphemous like Miley Cyrus.
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Just got back from grocery store. Not going to lie, there's a hell of a lot of Pantene in this world.
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Saturday, 11am: #Leverage @ #SDCC. Hutton, Kane, Hodge, Riesgraf, Wheaton and NOT me. Indigo Ballroom, Hilton Bayfront. You're welcome.
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I hope everyone has a great time at #ComicCon. I can't be there, so you probably won't. But try.
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I read that Pepsi is trying to reignite the cola wars. When will Pepsi join the global community of civilized beverages?
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I guess "Millennium Trilogy" sounded better than "Risky Choices Trilogy." http://bit.ly/9TxRo4
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Last night, in full view of ladies, @mikecolton splashed escargot all over my shirt. We rocked that restaurant like effete losers.
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Pics of a fun day with @mikecolton @richsommer @thealisonbecker @johnrossbowie and @hoffacopnumber3 . http://bit.ly/d0e6YR
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When I'm an old man, I'm going to get a tattoo over my butt and call it a Gramp Stamp.
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Debating whether or not the bricks in this coffee shop are reinforced with my fellow quake-feelers.
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Big points to @BethJRiesgraf , @Aldishodge02 and @ChristianKane01 for the coolest scenes ever staged beneath a water treatment plant.
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#FF @wilw was a blast to work with, even in a subterranean water treatment plant. Join his 1.5 million-strong legion. http://bit.ly/9W6eZY
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Teen: "Do you know where's the nearest Starbucks?" Me: "No, not around here." Teen: "You're a horrible person."
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If the evil businessmen of the #Leverage universe were up on their geek references, the team would be busted instantly.
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Hi, every single LA billboard. I'm the Lap-Band, and I'm going to be on you.
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When did the LA city council rule all billboards must advertise the Lap-Band?
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Size of the BP oil spill if it were centered in NYC: http://bit.ly/aWBr7Y
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RT @mikecolton : Colton & Aboud offer an insightful look behind the scenes of #LEVERAGE: http://youtu.be/XwifFS3Icm0
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Attention, Pacific Coast! #Leverage Season 3 in two minutes!
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Get ready: #Leverage season 3 premieres Sunday. One ep written by @jonrog1 and one by Colton & Aboud. http://bit.ly/dtj8co
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Thanks to all the #Leverage fans who came to our screening last night. Your laughter warms my frozen heart. Slightly.
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"The show must go on" isn't a rallying cry for actors, it's a snarled threat from producers.
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In other news, preparations for World War III finally began in earnest: http://nyti.ms/cj4jqJ
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#FF @dirkvoetberg , creator of "Guy Lady Tigers" http://bit.ly/d8EriJ and (nostalgia time) "Zoomy's!" http://bit.ly/cq7tcq
