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nerdist
RT @myopicprod Chris Hardwick (@nerdist ) guest on episode 10 of the Comedy Film Nerds Podcast comedyfilmnerds.com
StephenAtHome
i have a "friend" who was very interested in the bent penis story. lets just say "stephen c" in ny is relieved the horror will be over soon
StephenAtHome
no dogs were harmed during the filming of tonight's show. i'm not sure what happened afterwards
StephenAtHome
i should have guessed dogs were secret terrorists. their entire bodies are beards!
nerdist
Nerdist Photo Caption Contest 4: Alpaca! http://afx.cc/alpaca 1st prize=a rad tshirt from @wireandtwine ! Now start captioning!
StephenAtHome
lots of upsets today in march madness. meaning, I'm upset about the scores of all the games.
joerogandotnet
was a cop for 7 years... hearing you talking about weed on O&A, made me try it for my PTSD saved my life thanks /via @nate8u that's awesome
chelsealately
Come to the Keller auditorium in Portland tomorrow night. I'll be there.
joerogandotnet
Getting ready to head out for @AriShaffir 's fuck stories show at the improv in LA. $5.00 cover and awesome stories about boning
joerogandotnet
Day 3 of my GQ.com blog, "junkie boxes" : http://j.mp/dtxAMP enjoy!!
jimmyfallon
Blockbuster may file for bankruptcy. So my strategy of holding on to Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver for 9 years might just pay off. #FallonMono
chelsealately
Mischa Barton Gets No Credit: Mischa Barton needs a job or a working credit line http://bit.ly/9TjgYn
joerogandotnet
866 4RAW DOG Im on the air right now, call in
joerogandotnet
Call me!
joerogandotnet
I'm about to go on air 1-866-472-9364
jimmyfallon
Watch the record for longest time of two dudes touching noses streaming right now: http://bit.ly/bw3ifo #urdb
jimmyfallon
if you know someone who's Irish and on spring break make them sing this http://bit.ly/bdvlnS and then sing it agun
StephenAtHome
still recovering from st. patrick's day. i wonder if it had anything to do with those 16 shakes i drank?
nerdist
FINALLY. Doggie Butt Covers. For your dog's butt. http://afx.cc/dogbutt
joerogandotnet
I just finished my latest GQ.com blog, and I'm off to get a few hours sleep before doing Sirius Raw Dog at 12 noon pacific tomorrow
PFTompkins
Fuckin' Dave Holmes -- he makes me laugh with his insights! // RT @DaveHolmes : Ke$ha is like a WWE parody of Lady Gaga.
StephenAtHome
the constitution says each citizen must be counted every ten years. so nine-year-olds who weren't counted last time: you're lawbreakers
StephenAtHome
the census rules ask you to fill it out in blue or black pen. interesting that they don't allow white pen
StephenAtHome
after enough blows to the head, chess boxers can get the same mental challenge from candyland boxing and peekaboo boxing
StephenAtHome
it took me all night and it cost a bundle, but in honor of st. patrick's day, i painted my greenscreen green
