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StephenAtHome
after the show, my intern jay hit me with a restraining order, but in a non-sexual way
PFTompkins
ATTENTION SENTIENT FOOD CREATURES: Travel Advisory! Do NOT take this road! http://twitpic.com/17y3sw
joerogandotnet
There's only a few tickets left for 10pm Friday, 1st show is sold out, as are both shows Saturday, and a few tickets left for tonight
joerogandotnet
about to go onair on 98kupd in Phoenix listen online @ 98kupd.com call in 602-260-9800
joerogandotnet
I wanna party with this dude http://yfrog.com/9zk8tj
jimmyfallon
RT @stereogum Watch The National debut “Terrible Love” on @JimmyFallon http://bit.ly/9wBcdR
PFTompkins
(by Sapphire) #oscarpills
PFTompkins
Signing off for the night, my darlings. You are all precious to me. Based on the novel "Push."
PFTompkins
Me too, @JamesUrbaniak . That book isn't gonna pretend to read itself!
PFTompkins
Oo, a rare h-less misspelling! // RT @Edgehead1641 : @PFTomkins The Whig Party #FailedGangThemesFromTheWarriors
PFTompkins
KISS #FailedGangThemesFromTheWarriors
PFTompkins
RT @notgiamatti : Vase or Faces? #FailedKissMakeupDesigns
PFTompkins
Nighthawks At The Diner In Dumb Makeup #FailedKissMakeupDesigns
PFTompkins
Buddy, Sally, Mel Cooley and Millie from Next Door #FailedKissMakeupDesigns
PFTompkins
The Four Horsemen, Only Two of Whom Are Related to The Apocolypse #FailedKissMakeupDesigns
StephenAtHome
my one complaint about the crisis garden, where are the meat and gun seeds?
StephenAtHome
voters will reward democrats who vote against healthcare just like in '94, when they offered them lucrative lobbying jobs
StephenAtHome
my electoral analysis map is also known as the twitching ganglia cluster of the voters' reptile mind
StephenAtHome
eric massa appeared so crazy on his segment with glenn beck, that fox gave him his own show
PFTompkins
That's all I ask. Thank you. // RT @powernads : @PFTompkins Tompkins. I will now hammer a nail in my pants.
PFTompkins
If I ever meet him, I'll pass that along. // RT @powernads : @PFTompkins congrats Paul F. Thompkins!!
PFTompkins
Your life is obviously free of pain. // RT @NowIsStrange : @PFTompkins I miss when you were @twitterkins
PFTompkins
Just started following a friend's dad, bringing my total up to 666. Do I stand pat?
