StephenAtHome i have a "friend" who was very interested in the bent penis story. lets just say "stephen c" in ny is relieved the horror will be over soon

by Stephen Colbert, Host of Colbert Report, Comedy Host

StephenAtHome no dogs were harmed during the filming of tonight's show. i'm not sure what happened afterwards

by Stephen Colbert, Host of Colbert Report, Comedy Host

StephenAtHome i should have guessed dogs were secret terrorists. their entire bodies are beards!

by Stephen Colbert, Host of Colbert Report, Comedy Host

nerdist Nerdist Photo Caption Contest 4: Alpaca! http://afx.cc/alpaca 1st prize=a rad tshirt from @wireandtwine ! Now start captioning!

by Chris Hardwick, Currently hosts Web Soup on G4TV, Comedy Host

StephenAtHome lots of upsets today in march madness. meaning, I'm upset about the scores of all the games.

by Stephen Colbert, Host of Colbert Report, Comedy Host

joerogandotnet was a cop for 7 years... hearing you talking about weed on O&A, made me try it for my PTSD saved my life thanks /via @nate8u that's awesome

by Joe Rogan, Veteran comedian whose hosted various shows, Comedy Host

chelsealately Come to the Keller auditorium in Portland tomorrow night. I'll be there.

by Chelsea Handler, Host of late night show on E! Network, Comedy Host

joerogandotnet Getting ready to head out for @AriShaffir 's fuck stories show at the improv in LA. $5.00 cover and awesome stories about boning

by Joe Rogan, Veteran comedian whose hosted various shows, Comedy Host

joerogandotnet Day 3 of my GQ.com blog, "junkie boxes" : http://j.mp/dtxAMP enjoy!!

by Joe Rogan, Veteran comedian whose hosted various shows, Comedy Host

jimmyfallon Blockbuster may file for bankruptcy. So my strategy of holding on to Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver for 9 years might just pay off. #FallonMono

by Jimmy Fallon, Host of the Late Show, Former SNL member, Comedy Host

chelsealately Mischa Barton Gets No Credit: Mischa Barton needs a job or a working credit line http://bit.ly/9TjgYn

by Chelsea Handler, Host of late night show on E! Network, Comedy Host

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by Joe Rogan, Veteran comedian whose hosted various shows, Comedy Host

joerogandotnet Call me!

by Joe Rogan, Veteran comedian whose hosted various shows, Comedy Host

joerogandotnet I'm about to go on air 1-866-472-9364

by Joe Rogan, Veteran comedian whose hosted various shows, Comedy Host

jimmyfallon Watch the record for longest time of two dudes touching noses streaming right now: http://bit.ly/bw3ifo #urdb

by Jimmy Fallon, Host of the Late Show, Former SNL member, Comedy Host

jimmyfallon if you know someone who's Irish and on spring break make them sing this http://bit.ly/bdvlnS and then sing it agun

by Jimmy Fallon, Host of the Late Show, Former SNL member, Comedy Host

StephenAtHome still recovering from st. patrick's day. i wonder if it had anything to do with those 16 shakes i drank?

by Stephen Colbert, Host of Colbert Report, Comedy Host

nerdist FINALLY. Doggie Butt Covers. For your dog's butt. http://afx.cc/dogbutt

by Chris Hardwick, Currently hosts Web Soup on G4TV, Comedy Host

joerogandotnet I just finished my latest GQ.com blog, and I'm off to get a few hours sleep before doing Sirius Raw Dog at 12 noon pacific tomorrow

by Joe Rogan, Veteran comedian whose hosted various shows, Comedy Host

PFTompkins Fuckin' Dave Holmes -- he makes me laugh with his insights! // RT @DaveHolmes : Ke$ha is like a WWE parody of Lady Gaga.

by Paul F. Thompkins, Currently hosts Best Week Ever, Comedy Host

StephenAtHome the constitution says each citizen must be counted every ten years. so nine-year-olds who weren't counted last time: you're lawbreakers

by Stephen Colbert, Host of Colbert Report, Comedy Host

StephenAtHome the census rules ask you to fill it out in blue or black pen. interesting that they don't allow white pen

by Stephen Colbert, Host of Colbert Report, Comedy Host

StephenAtHome after enough blows to the head, chess boxers can get the same mental challenge from candyland boxing and peekaboo boxing

by Stephen Colbert, Host of Colbert Report, Comedy Host

StephenAtHome it took me all night and it cost a bundle, but in honor of st. patrick's day, i painted my greenscreen green

by Stephen Colbert, Host of Colbert Report, Comedy Host

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