John Hodgman
Stand up, best known as PC in Mac ads.
hodgman=expert
Stand-up
http://twitter.com/hodgman
http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com
426372 followers
5163 tweets
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@hodgman It's the biggest bird competition in the US! I was on a winning team in 2008 http://bit.ly/cgEmbH #birding (via @birdchick )
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I am standing behind a man wearing a t shirt celebrating the "World Series of Birding". What channel is that on?
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RT "I am currently re-reading your book while drinking Newcastle & eating Goldfish. Also, I didn't even have to use my AK. (via @shrillczar )
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David Rees will sharpen your pencils, un-euphemistically, for only 12 dollars plus shipping. THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS: http://bit.ly/cWjkBc
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That @martybeller is a gentleman card player tho
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Then @monte_Belmonte took bitter @billchilds with aces full of threes. http://twitpic.com/27qv5c
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Mr @martybeller reacts to @monte_Belmonte beating his flush with a higher flush. http://twitpic.com/27qu5u
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So @monte_belmonte has never played poker. So he's destroying us. @jonathancoulton tweets his tears http://twitpic.com/27qtao
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I was just trying to make @martybeller sound interesting and dangerous. But he's just one of those nice guy drummers who parks legal.
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I apologize. I told @martybeller to park in that spot without realizing that it was a handicap spot. He immediately moved the car.
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Hey everyone. This is you last chance to follow @martybeller before he turns off his email notification.
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I can't believe @martybeller just took the handicap spot at the radio station.
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Coulton/TMBG drummer @martybeller just tweeted for the first time since January
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Also @jonathancoulton has a huge black raven on his shoulder and a necklace of human ears.
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Mr @jonathancoulton is weeping through this entire set while yelling angrily at the crowd. I guess this is what going electric means.
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Not only will I be attending the @jonathancoulton show tonight, so will my esperanto translator, @limako . http://bit.ly/c8mik6
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Speaking of hobo fiction, thanks go to @tomtomorrow for this fine exemplar of the form. http://twitpic.com/27lo1q
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I trust I will see you all tonight at the @jonathancoulton band show in Northampton? http://bit.ly/c8mik6
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I should not have challenged @sweetfletcher on YAWL
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Attention @sweetfletcher : never challenge GOUTY. I know my infirmities.
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I'm sorry, @sweetfletcher , but I am sleepy, GAME OF THRONES calls. And also: I just played the Y twice on a trip letter score for 33.
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AS IT SHOULD BE: "I start the morning with a cup of tea, @hodgman 's Today in the Past Podcast, & 60 minutes of dance! (via @RealKeithPowell )
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That concludes my retweeting walk of shame re: unplayed scrabble words. All I can say is: YOU HAD NOT HAD AS MANY MARTINIS AS I HAD.
