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P0TUS RT @ontheredcarpet : Lindsay Lohan's snacking on Twizzlers before expected release from jail http://bit.ly/bELf3s <> Here, LiLo: ~~~~~~
by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter
P0TUS Gingrich wants to prohibit Sharia law, and I want to prohibit illegal immigration of Martians.
by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter
sockington zzz WHU WOAH and where exactly am I OH WOW TOP OF TELEVISION man I can sleep anywhere OBVIOUSLY EARNED MY GOLD MEDAL FROM '08 SNOOZELYMPICS
by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter
P0TUS RT @jane_bot : Anything you say during a meeting is funny when you're wearing an oreo as a monocle.
by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter
P0TUS RT @stevehuff : Just when I thought my list of stuff I don't give a shit about couldn't get any longer: Ellen won't be on Idol next season!
by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter
P0TUS Screech Palin, no one gives a damn what U "think" about Obama on The View. STFU.
by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter
P0TUS RT @jawaj52 : Look, @SarahPalinUSA made up a new word. "Lotso'". Isn't that special. (Church Lady) <> Screech is Lotso stupid.
by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter
P0TUS #Comcast service messed up again. Fortunately for them, they don't give a shit. #ComcastSucks.
by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter
P0TUS RT @politeracy : @P0TUS It was the acceptable levels of insect parts and rodent droppings... <> Toughens one up, eh?
by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

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