Fake Tweeter
sockington
DAY TWO OF SOCKS BY SOCKS WEST attending catsourcing panel NOBODY SEEMS TO HAVE SHOWN UP
sockington
INSTALLING NEW UPDATE IN THE LITTERBOX update complete TRUST ME YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO IN THERE still in beta
sockington
WHOEVER INVENTED THIS HUGE CAT BED IS A GENIUS not sure why people keep using it though NOTE THE WORDS CAT BED
P0TUS
RT @McFaddenMinute : #FollowFriday @P0TUS because if he were Prez we'd have health care and Margaritas for all > TY!...not nec in that order.
sockington
CURRENT LICKABLE STATUS: EVERYTHING IN SIGHT believe me this has taken weeks to verify
P0TUS
RT @politeracy : @P0TUS Hal... buying entire island of Cuba... > He & aptly named "Cashman" are only ppl who can overspend unlimited budget.
P0TUS
Oh, and BTW, #Comcast still sucks.
P0TUS
Boehner and McConnell look like a pair of sad, washed-up, old hound dogs. You can't hide "miserable".
P0TUS
RT @BallerinaX : Boehner looks like the deep fried demon spawn of Tony Bennet and PeeWee Herman <> LMAO!
P0TUS
Repubs furiously trying to figure out how to stop #HCR without saying to 40MM uninsured, "We don't give a shit".
sockington
I see you're five minutes late with the food again IT'S OK I'M WILLING TO LET THIS SLIDE please provide whole can please
sockington
HAVING MY OWN SOCKS BY SOCKS WEST FESTIVAL IN THE DINING ROOM this either explains or clarifies the noise HEY WHERE'S YOUR BADGE FATTY
Borat
Kevin Smith watch out. http://bit.ly/coT1LD
P0TUS
RT @ThundarKitteh : Have you taught Bo to fart on teabaggers yet? <> "Oh, the Reabaggers? Rorry, Mr. Resident" (*choking*)
P0TUS
RT @realitywinsall : @P0TUS at least he finally admitted to his viewers that he wasted about an hour of their time. > True...and a few years.
P0TUS
Poor sad, confused, Beck. Keeps trying to convince Massa to reveal "corruption" and instead just makes a bigger ass out of hisself.
P0TUS
We'll set a trap...a fake all-expenses paid interview on Darth Becknuts' show. He can't resist. @ThundarKitteh @KimberWitch
sockington
ONE HAS TO ADMIT THIS TORN UP PILLOW OFFSETS MY GREY FUR NICELY what are you going on about fashion critic with no color sense
P0TUS
RT @ThundarKitteh : @P0TUS I find it ironic that Boehner's skin tone matches the terror alert level. <> Don't let the SOB eat tomatos.
