P0TUS RT @McFaddenMinute : #FollowFriday @P0TUS because if he were Prez we'd have health care and Margaritas for all > TY!...not nec in that order.

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

sockington CURRENT LICKABLE STATUS: EVERYTHING IN SIGHT believe me this has taken weeks to verify

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @lucyspet : @P0TUS I happy danced sir! ...middle of office I busted out with a snoopy dance <> Why am I wearing a white jacket backwards?

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @tyrstag : @P0TUS #Comcast is evil and should be destroyed. . .

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @lucyspet : @P0TUS let me know and I'll do the same in my office <> Commence Happy Dance!

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @lucyspet : @P0TUS LOL. Happy Friday! <> Preparing to do the Happy dance momentarily, after 7th cup of coffee.

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @politeracy : @P0TUS Hal... buying entire island of Cuba... > He & aptly named "Cashman" are only ppl who can overspend unlimited budget.

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS Oh, and BTW, #Comcast still sucks.

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @Trish1981 : I'm running out of prescription medication to abuse. Cue the sad trombone. <> *playing taps* Try TWizzlers! ~~~~~~

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS Boehner and McConnell look like a pair of sad, washed-up, old hound dogs. You can't hide "miserable".

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @BallerinaX : Boehner looks like the deep fried demon spawn of Tony Bennet and PeeWee Herman <> LMAO!

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS Repubs furiously trying to figure out how to stop #HCR without saying to 40MM uninsured, "We don't give a shit".

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

sockington I see you're five minutes late with the food again IT'S OK I'M WILLING TO LET THIS SLIDE please provide whole can please

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

sockington HAVING MY OWN SOCKS BY SOCKS WEST FESTIVAL IN THE DINING ROOM this either explains or clarifies the noise HEY WHERE'S YOUR BADGE FATTY

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

Borat Kevin Smith watch out. http://bit.ly/coT1LD

by Borat Sagdiyev, Famed Sacha Baron Cohen personaliy, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @ThundarKitteh : Have you taught Bo to fart on teabaggers yet? <> "Oh, the Reabaggers? Rorry, Mr. Resident" (*choking*)

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @realitywinsall : @P0TUS at least he finally admitted to his viewers that he wasted about an hour of their time. > True...and a few years.

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS Poor sad, confused, Beck. Keeps trying to convince Massa to reveal "corruption" and instead just makes a bigger ass out of hisself.

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS We'll set a trap...a fake all-expenses paid interview on Darth Becknuts' show. He can't resist. @ThundarKitteh @KimberWitch

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

sockington ONE HAS TO ADMIT THIS TORN UP PILLOW OFFSETS MY GREY FUR NICELY what are you going on about fashion critic with no color sense

by A cat named Sockington, Foremost cat personality on Twitter, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @ThundarKitteh : @P0TUS I find it ironic that Boehner's skin tone matches the terror alert level. <> Don't let the SOB eat tomatos.

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

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