ThatKevinSmith Via @emjaykay1043 "put down the fleshlight & come back to us" Shhhh: I'm securing some backing for the next two flicks, sir. #SometimesIwork

by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer

erockappel Video: New favorite “Between Two Ferns!” Ben Stiller! http://tumblr.com/x8y7iuawd

by Eric Appel, Director/writer for Funny or Die, Comedy Writer

erockappel Photo: mattbraunger: Wow, the internet is really cranking out the hits this morning. http://tumblr.com/x8y7itnza

by Eric Appel, Director/writer for Funny or Die, Comedy Writer

erockappel Video: thedailywhat: MMMMM, CAKE! http://tumblr.com/x8y7itmqi

by Eric Appel, Director/writer for Funny or Die, Comedy Writer

ghostpanther Went to a show last night and they stamped my hand with a tattoo needle drawing of a unicorn dick. At least I got back in....

by Adam Mckay, Director and writer of blockbuster comedies., Comedy Writer

jwoliner This is great. RT: @ScottAukerman Here it is: http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/3qke New "Between Two Ferns" with Ben Stiller and Zach Galifianakis

by Jason Woliner, Human Giant's director, Comedy Writer

ghostpanther Between Two Ferns is back: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/60072add5a/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-ben-stiller

by Adam Mckay, Director and writer of blockbuster comedies., Comedy Writer

PaulBriganti i like green day, and i like broadway musicals, but i never imagined those two would ever ever meet.

by Paul Briganti, Creative Director of Landline TV, Comedy Writer

WillHines National Street Vomit Day

by Will Hines, New York improvisor and frequent director of Upright Citizens Brigade's digital originals, Director

ThatKevinSmith Click me: http://tinyurl.com/springtour2010 That link means only one thing: I'm signing off for the evening. Thanks for indulging the obese!

by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer

ThatKevinSmith Via @melodynixon "where are you speaking at next?" From my mouth. I leave the talking-out-the-ass to my betters.

by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer

ThatKevinSmith Via @angiesargenti "your view on alien poontang" I'm strictly an Arcturian man. #GuessSheDontLikeTheCornBreadEither

by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer

ThatKevinSmith Via @djrmc24 "your position on interracial relationships?" Ask me, instead, my position on intergalactic relationships. #ETtheEmoTerrestrial

by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer

ThatKevinSmith Via @Naidos "You excited for COP OUT opening in Australia tomorrow?" I am now! HEY, OZ! See #CopOut this week. There'll be a quiz on Monday.

by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer

ThatKevinSmith Via @Qatami "I love your twitter relationship w/ @neilhimself " Relationship?! I'm TRYING to stop him from sinking California into the ocean!

by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer

ThatKevinSmith Via @RhombusofDoom "Gus Van Sant is rumored to be directing the next Twilight film. Thoughts?" Get out! Really?! Then consider me #TeamGus

by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer

ThatKevinSmith Hey @AmandaPalmer : Your man ain't got no heart. I'll bet you stay up late every night dreaming you got a REAL man, don'tcha? #ClubberKev

by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer

ThatKevinSmith YOU HEAR ME, @NEILHIMSELF ?!? PAPER CHAMPION! I PITY THE FOOL!

by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer

ThatKevinSmith Via @cyberauron "if u date a lady that used to be a man does that make u gay" No, it makes you @AmandaPalmer .

by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer

ThatKevinSmith Via @Enilced "Any chance of Mosier breaking free the shackles and having a podcast of his own with someone else" Why you asking me? @Smosier

by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer

ThatKevinSmith Via @MikeCoogan "what if we tweet you about contemplating recommending you to our friends?" You get KA-HUGGED!

by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer

ThatKevinSmith Via @MuskMeowski "U joke, but would love to hear Jen's autobio" No joke; that's gonna be next. For Harley, but y'all can listen if you want.

by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer

ThatKevinSmith Via @PaultheComicGuy "Will you EVER be returning to Green Arrow?" Only in friendship... #WackyHollywoodReligionsCuredMyGayness

by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer

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