Darth Vadar
An impersonator of the Star Wars villain
Evil Orphan Annie™
Fake Tweeter
http://twitter.com/darthvader
185145 followers
835 tweets
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Just won Top Chef: Coruscant with this killer dish - http://bit.ly/c0hUqc
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RT @14to9 Just when I thought I was out, they force-pull me back in. #Lucasized
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We're gonna need a bigger bantha. #Lucasized
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When I was your age playing StarCraft involved lots of macaroni, paper mâché and Elmer's Glue.
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. @Thesharklady - If it was an Ewok it would be "yub yub yub yub". God, I even hate their stupid little sounds.
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My chest unit keeps making this "click click click click" noise. Just had my 500,000 breath maintenance too. Someone will pay.
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Subjects of the Empire, we have a winner. Well done @robhimself79 - http://twitter.com/robhimself79/status/19386981625
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Favorited the best replies. FYI: none of the 3000+ people who responded "Because I'm your father!" will be winning any prizes.
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Tell me why you should be the 6000th person I follow and make it good or the Earth gets it.
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And keep your oven mitts off this Leia apron! - http://bit.ly/95YRgm #StarWarsShop
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I'm the original 'Iron Chef' - http://bit.ly/aSTMWQ #StarWarsShop
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Try being kept awake all night by obnoxious, smelly teen-agers running up & down the hotel halls & see how many spelling mistakes YOU make!
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Fun fact: Apologies go better when you're on your knees. Know you know.
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No, your Dark Lord didn't rob a bank http://bit.ly/dfMajb I'm actually at Comic-Con now. You can apologize to me in person when you see me.
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*Sure* Obi Wan hid my son from me on my home planet of Tatooine. Next you'll be telling me I had twins.
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Yo-Yo Da! #SWSeinfeld
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I enjoy the Force like my toast - a little on the Dark Side.
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RT @dan_santorelli My name is Darth Vandelay... #SWSeinfeld
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RT @tipperbeanfad "She had Han hands!" #SWSeinfeld
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Yoda, Yoda, Yoda. #SWSeinfeld
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George is altering the meal. Pray he doesn't alter it further. Troop Loops is my fav: http://bit.ly/dcS9WD (via @starwars )
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Captain, set your course for Captain Planet Planet. HUH?! (via @99STROWNS77 ) #ChooseUrTarget
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The Death Star just capped an impressive double whammie - the Urkel-Hasselhoff system. What's next? #ChooseUrTarget
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Go Empire. We destroy more planets before 8am than most oil companies do all year.
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My #ff is @DeathStarPR for their great work setting the record straight about those Bothans spies. Nice job boys.
