Darth Vadar
An impersonator of the Star Wars villain
Evil Orphan Annie™
Fake Tweeter
http://twitter.com/darthvader
133316 followers
543 tweets
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Dude, I'm your father, man! #Oscars
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I'm adding interpretive dance to the Empire's deadly arsenal next week.
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And no, Dances With Wolves, I mean Avatar is not science fiction.
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Captain Kirk intros the Oscar's one scifi flick. How original.
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Puttin' on the Sith - http://bit.ly/dlliCL #Oscars
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Fett just informed me my tuxedo has arrived. Excellent! My Oscar preparations are now complete - http://bit.ly/bK3aTV
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How Star Trek should have ended. Yes, I said Star TREK - http://bit.ly/aOmUyo
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Using the Force to navigate you & your wingmen down a perilous trench at breakneck speeds. #ImperialOlympics
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"We'll go back now to figure skating...". NOOOOOOOooooo!
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I said "thank you" to the ice once. It involved a sqadron of AT-ATs and a lot of dead rebels. #imperialolympics
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Olympic ice dancing to a muzak version of Billy Jean. Evil has a new name.
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The perfect gift for a Sith Lord who has everything - http://bit.ly/c9oXRu
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Today is Imperial Take Your Daughter to Work Day. Plan accordingly - http://bit.ly/anRvew
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Reports of your dark lord's hospitalization have been greatly exaggerated. I'm fine.
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Remember, loose lips bring down starships - http://bit.ly/coDyZs #imperialpropaganda
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Bob Costas is the new Palpatine. Every time NBC cuts to another commercial the Dark Side picks up 1,000 fresh followers.
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"Vonn takes bronze in women's super-G." Little did you know my repertoire included the diabolic Olympic spoiler.
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For the record, briefs. Evil briefs.
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And I thought *I* was the Dark Lord of the Sith! - http://twitpic.com/142iu1
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We had something like Groundhog Day back home, but if the Sarlacc didn't see his shadow you were pretty much dead.
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And Palpatine said subjugating Planet K-POP was a waste of time! http://bit.ly/63OVPp
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Yadda, yadda, yadda... *I'm* your father! - http://bit.ly/8g50RZ
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A Sith in time kills nine. #wwdvd
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Every cloud has a silver lining. Unfortunately for Calrissian, they were star destroyers. #wwdvd
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When life hands you lemons, force-choke them and make lemonade. #wwdvd
