Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
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My Mesh Tanktop app would check tomorrow's weather and your appointments and then recommend or not recommend a mesh tanktop.
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Like Facebook pages? Like being a part of something? Like helping robot armies? Like repopulating planets? http://is.gd/ab1O4
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I'm not sure I want to live in a world where my Congressman can't surprise me with bunches and bunches of tickles.
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Edison said genius is 99 percent perspiration. So whatever you do, don't drink it.
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I'm glad when a concert advertises limited seating because parking is a real pain at those unlimited seating venues.
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Just watched the trailer for the new TRON movie. The special effects are only okay: http://is.gd/a5Xoj
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Guys, check this out. Look at a package of Keebler cookies. See those elves? Now look closer. Yup. Those photos are faked.
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Focus groups are still the best way to discover what people who don't value their time value.
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Preparing for St. Patrick's Day by building up my tolerance for beard puke. So far, still squeamish.
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I watch this three times a day to reduce my Winter Olympics withdrawal symptoms: http://is.gd/a0kAu
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The oldest living American has died at the age of 114. Pretty sure that opening number at the Oscars was the final straw.
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Pro Tip: Ask to speak to Monday's manager. I just complained and got a $10 gift card to Staples. (Score!)
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Not funny, people. I lost both my parents to a Hot Tub Time Machine.
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If I'd wanted to watch four hours of something this boring I would have gone to see Avatar.
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This dance montage is part of Obama's job program. All out of work factory workers.
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Where's the category for Best Direct to Video Movie?
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Glad Christophe Waltz won. Best depiction of a sadistic Nazi since Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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I hope the Academy gives an award to Steve Martin for not making a Cheaper by the Dozen movie last year.
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Wonder what Adam Sandler is doing tonight.
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Who hosted things before Ryan Seacrest was manufactured?
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I had planned to teach my robot right and wrong, but so far I'm pretty impressed with its choice of victims.
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Just saw Alice in Wonderland. Unrealistic!
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I'm a man who enjoys the simple pleasure of a quiet morning, a cup of coffee, and the company of Millard Filmore's skull.
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Tim Burton has pretty much taken everything from my childhood and made it creepy. Wonder what he'll do to the Big Wheel.
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I've pretty much already forgotten most of those Winter Olympics sports ever existed.
