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Tim Siedell

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
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badbanana I love St. Patrick's Day! I must be on my 40th potato.
badbanana But Sandra Bullock and Jesse James looked so happy in that two second clip on the Oscars.
badbanana Leprechauns are freaky, but Chakakhanchauns are horrifying. If you hear the opening of "I Feel For You" in the woods, run.
badbanana Eating a traditional Irish breakfast of Lucky Charms, green eggs and ham, and a bar of Irish Spring soap.
badbanana An airplane killed a jogger while making an emergency landing on a South Carolina beach. Which is why I don't jog.
badbanana Flavor Flav turns 51 today. He'll spend a quiet day at home, still resting up after a weekend of moving clocks forward.
badbanana Tiger's fans better hurry and make hotel reservations for the Masters before Tiger's mistresses take all the rooms.
badbanana Old Fashioned Root BeerĀ®. Forcibly Tested On Old People.
badbanana Going for a classy St. Patrick's Day this year. Anyone know of a good green wine?
badbanana The Royals website features a countdown to opening day as well as a countdown to playoff elimination.
badbanana I bet the hardest part of being a sushi chef is cutting the heads off mermaids.
badbanana Dirty deeds done at a reasonable price with a quantity discount. That seems like a more sustainable business model.
badbanana Idea: Cookie Crisp malt liquor breakfast drink.
badbanana The decision to not set back my clocks last fall is looking pretty good right now.
badbanana Somebody should remake Cop Out, except as a comedy.
badbanana I may be 22 years late on this, but Fright Night 2 sucks.
badbanana DARE TO DREAM. Lou's ex-wife did and now she's married to a very successful businessman. #cruellyspecificofficeposter
badbanana There is no U in Office Party. Sorry, Tony. #cruellyspecificofficeposter
badbanana James Brown's body is missing? By now, I'm pretty sure the Godfather of Soul is also the King of Funk.
badbanana I want to go to bed. It's midnight somewhere.
badbanana Movie idea: Spring Forward. Some kind of stupid Hugh Grant thing.
badbanana SXSW ATTENDEES: BE AWARE THAT LENO COMES ON AT 10:35 IN THE CENTRAL TIME ZONE. NOT 11:35. TAKE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS.
badbanana I feel a little left out when song lyrics speak directly to the DJ and people on the dance floor. I'm in my car.
badbanana My Mesh Tanktop app would check tomorrow's weather and your appointments and then recommend or not recommend a mesh tanktop.
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