Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
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I love St. Patrick's Day! I must be on my 40th potato.
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But Sandra Bullock and Jesse James looked so happy in that two second clip on the Oscars.
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Leprechauns are freaky, but Chakakhanchauns are horrifying. If you hear the opening of "I Feel For You" in the woods, run.
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Eating a traditional Irish breakfast of Lucky Charms, green eggs and ham, and a bar of Irish Spring soap.
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An airplane killed a jogger while making an emergency landing on a South Carolina beach. Which is why I don't jog.
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Flavor Flav turns 51 today. He'll spend a quiet day at home, still resting up after a weekend of moving clocks forward.
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Tiger's fans better hurry and make hotel reservations for the Masters before Tiger's mistresses take all the rooms.
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Old Fashioned Root Beer®. Forcibly Tested On Old People.
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Going for a classy St. Patrick's Day this year. Anyone know of a good green wine?
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The Royals website features a countdown to opening day as well as a countdown to playoff elimination.
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I bet the hardest part of being a sushi chef is cutting the heads off mermaids.
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Dirty deeds done at a reasonable price with a quantity discount. That seems like a more sustainable business model.
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Idea: Cookie Crisp malt liquor breakfast drink.
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The decision to not set back my clocks last fall is looking pretty good right now.
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Somebody should remake Cop Out, except as a comedy.
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I may be 22 years late on this, but Fright Night 2 sucks.
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DARE TO DREAM. Lou's ex-wife did and now she's married to a very successful businessman. #cruellyspecificofficeposter
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There is no U in Office Party. Sorry, Tony. #cruellyspecificofficeposter
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James Brown's body is missing? By now, I'm pretty sure the Godfather of Soul is also the King of Funk.
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I want to go to bed. It's midnight somewhere.
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Movie idea: Spring Forward. Some kind of stupid Hugh Grant thing.
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SXSW ATTENDEES: BE AWARE THAT LENO COMES ON AT 10:35 IN THE CENTRAL TIME ZONE. NOT 11:35. TAKE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS.
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I feel a little left out when song lyrics speak directly to the DJ and people on the dance floor. I'm in my car.
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Denied. http://is.gd/adMZu
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My Mesh Tanktop app would check tomorrow's weather and your appointments and then recommend or not recommend a mesh tanktop.
