Aziz Ansari
Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation
I'm an actor/comedian. I play Tom on Parks and Recreation on NBC. I also like food a lot.
Stand-up
http://twitter.com/azizansari
http://azizisbored.com
329897 followers
2393 tweets
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News Anchor Unable to Speak After Christina Hendricks Mentions Bathing -- Vulture - Wow. Definitely worth... http://tumblr.com/xkqeicqts
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Watch Parks and Rec tonight at 930 on NBC! One of my favorite episodes. "Sweetums" written by @alanmyang .
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Damn I wish Hermes made edible snacks, Cheezits just ain't dope enough for my mouth. #PredictingKanyeTweets @kanyewest
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Video: This Between Two Ferns with Steve Carrell is hysterical. http://tumblr.com/xkqeh528r
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WOW! AN AMAZING PERFORMANCE!!! WATCH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J-Tirjbnuc #PredictingKanyeTweets @kanyewest
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Video: My brother Aniz and I have been laughing riotously over this clip. Do yourself a favor and watch from... http://tumblr.com/xkqefrdcu
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THESE SHOES I GOT ON ARE DOPE AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #PredictingKanyeTweets @kanyewest
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Just saw a girl with huge titties at Del Taco #PredictingKanyeTweets (@kanyewest )
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"Might walk in Nobu with no shoes - he just walked in Nobu like it was Whole Foods!" - @KanyeWest (now on Twitter - for real!)
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One of my favorite comedians, @HannibalBuress , released an album today. I can't recommend it enough. Buy it: http://bit.ly/bLxCQ8
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Video: Hans Zimmer and Johnny Marr - Mombasa (Inception Score Live) I’m posting this video mainly because of... http://tumblr.com/xkqecserb
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Photo: Thanks for the tip Facebook. http://tumblr.com/xkqe0xup1
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Check it. Bid on a Parks and Recreation set visit hosted by me at www.ebay.com/emmysfoundation. Proceeds benefit @emmysfoundation .
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RT @diplo get this mix I did people - - > > http://pompandclout.com/mixseries/ @pompandclout -
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Definitely check out @GQMagazine 's comedy issue. Amazing interviews with Bill Murray, Garry Shandling, Zach G, Tracy Morgan, & Rudd.
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YES! RT @arnettwill Hey, I forgot to mention this... our old pal David Cross is joining our show Running Wilde. #f*ckyeah
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Photo: Hands down. The best review of Inception. http://tumblr.com/xkqdqjwlk
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Skerritt Bwoy daggering Pitchfork NOW! GO ---> http://pitchfork.com/
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Must get late lunch in Boston?
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Movie Trivia! - The original title of Christipher Nolan's Inception was Cats and Dogs 3-D: The Revenge of Kitty Galore.
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Last minute trip to NY! Just there for the night before the shows in Boston tomorrow. FUCKING PSYCHED. Anyone I know in town?
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Video: The Social Network - Full Trailer This one too. Holy shit. Whoever is putting together these Social... http://tumblr.com/xkqdk1vd6
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Video: The Town - Trailer This movie looks fucking awesome. http://tumblr.com/xkqdk1sou
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New Theory: Mel Gibson just really likes giving the internet audio to take out of context & meant none of that racist/sexist stuff.
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Photo: Why has it taken this long for me to be involved in a project with flamethrowers?! (From today’s 30... http://tumblr.com/xkqdj12rj
