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Aziz Ansari

Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation
I'm an actor/comedian. I play Tom on Parks and Recreation on NBC. I also like food a lot.
Stand-up
http://twitter.com/azizansari
http://azizisbored.com

azizansari Still can't figure out if I'm #TeamJacob or #TeamEdward or #TeamAsianKidwithGlassesThatGoestoSchoolwithEm...
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari Photo: Damn, I was just about take a photo of a little baby fighting a giant banana, but Kanye has done it... http://tumblr.com/xkq7k8n99
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari Tonights @parksandrec is a great Jerry heavy episode w/guest star Andy Samberg! RT @souljayboytelle m Wutup wit Parks tonight mang?
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari Follow MacGruber on Twitter! RT @Grubes69 Very sorry. Just informed that the past tense of tweet is actually tweeted, not twat. My bad LOL
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari Added more presale tix in San Diego and Milwaukee: http://bit.ly/bnGD7m
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari Update: some presales might have a few tix left. Check at http://bit.ly/bnGD7m
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari All presales sold out! Regular onsale 3/20. Sign up on my mailing list to be alerted as soon as the go online: http://bit.ly/bB8ap2
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari Presale tickets for ALL dates of my new standup tour, Dangerously Delicious, on sale now: http://bit.ly/bB8ap2
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari More answers: 1) LA show will be added. 2) If a presale is sold out, you can still get regular tickets at 10am on Saturday.
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari 3) Tickets for Milwaukee and Milwaukee and Minneapolis go on sale at 10 AM CST. Thanks!
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari 2) Fixed the links for Charleston and Portland. Go to http://azizisbored.com/dangerouslydelicious to grab tickets.
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari To answer your questions, 1) Yes this is all new material (none of it is on Intimate Moments).
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari Note: west coast presale begins 10AM PST. East coast presale on now. Presale tickets are ltd so pretend theyre @JustinBieber tix & act fast.
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari I'm doing a new standup tour! Order presale tickets for the Dangerously Delicious Tour: http://bit.ly/bB8ap2 (password = grandpa)
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari First line of Eclipse: "Yeah, I'm down to be a vampire, but let's go slow on the marriage talk Edward." #TwilightAziz
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari Does Bella know Delivery Status Notification (Failure) means Alice isn't getting all those damn email updates? #TwilightAziz
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari True story: I wrote, directed, and starred in the film Face Punch which is featured in New Moon. #TwilightAziz
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari http://twitpic.com/18w7o9 - New Moon! What the fuck?! Those kids are wolves!! #TwilightAziz
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari HOLD ON. THERE'S TWO MORE MOVIES??! NEW MOON HERE I COME AFTER DINNER. #TwilightAziz
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari OH SHIT. Victoria is at the PROM!!! #TwilightAziz
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari Going on record. Do not trust Rosalie. She's been kind of a pain in the ass to Bella from the get go. Got a bad feeling. #TwilightAziz
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari When a Chick-fil-a sandwich is close and the wind is strong, I go straight into James mode. "I see you brought a snack." #TwilightAziz
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari Maybe Barry Bonds steroid admission is covering up the real truth - dude's a vampire!! #TwilightAziz
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari Quick interruption: Please help my friend Jon Glaser win this contest to have NASCAR make this car!! Click: http://bit.ly/aqGc0G RT PLS
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
azizansari "You better hold on tight spider monkey." Same thing I say anytime a date steps in my Kia Sportage. #TwilightAziz
by Aziz Ansari, Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation, Stand-up
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