Aziz Ansari
Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation
I'm an actor/comedian. I play Tom on Parks and Recreation on NBC. I also like food a lot.
Stand-up
http://twitter.com/azizansari
http://azizisbored.com
146117 followers
2146 tweets
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Still can't figure out if I'm #TeamJacob or #TeamEdward or #TeamAsianKidwithGlassesThatGoestoSchoolwithEm...
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Photo: Damn, I was just about take a photo of a little baby fighting a giant banana, but Kanye has done it... http://tumblr.com/xkq7k8n99
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Tonights @parksandrec is a great Jerry heavy episode w/guest star Andy Samberg! RT @souljayboytelle m Wutup wit Parks tonight mang?
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Follow MacGruber on Twitter! RT @Grubes69 Very sorry. Just informed that the past tense of tweet is actually tweeted, not twat. My bad LOL
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Added more presale tix in San Diego and Milwaukee: http://bit.ly/bnGD7m
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Update: some presales might have a few tix left. Check at http://bit.ly/bnGD7m
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All presales sold out! Regular onsale 3/20. Sign up on my mailing list to be alerted as soon as the go online: http://bit.ly/bB8ap2
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Presale tickets for ALL dates of my new standup tour, Dangerously Delicious, on sale now: http://bit.ly/bB8ap2
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More answers: 1) LA show will be added. 2) If a presale is sold out, you can still get regular tickets at 10am on Saturday.
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3) Tickets for Milwaukee and Milwaukee and Minneapolis go on sale at 10 AM CST. Thanks!
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2) Fixed the links for Charleston and Portland. Go to http://azizisbored.com/dangerouslydelicious to grab tickets.
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To answer your questions, 1) Yes this is all new material (none of it is on Intimate Moments).
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Note: west coast presale begins 10AM PST. East coast presale on now. Presale tickets are ltd so pretend theyre @JustinBieber tix & act fast.
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I'm doing a new standup tour! Order presale tickets for the Dangerously Delicious Tour: http://bit.ly/bB8ap2 (password = grandpa)
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First line of Eclipse: "Yeah, I'm down to be a vampire, but let's go slow on the marriage talk Edward." #TwilightAziz
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Does Bella know Delivery Status Notification (Failure) means Alice isn't getting all those damn email updates? #TwilightAziz
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True story: I wrote, directed, and starred in the film Face Punch which is featured in New Moon. #TwilightAziz
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http://twitpic.com/18w7o9 - New Moon! What the fuck?! Those kids are wolves!! #TwilightAziz
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HOLD ON. THERE'S TWO MORE MOVIES??! NEW MOON HERE I COME AFTER DINNER. #TwilightAziz
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OH SHIT. Victoria is at the PROM!!! #TwilightAziz
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Going on record. Do not trust Rosalie. She's been kind of a pain in the ass to Bella from the get go. Got a bad feeling. #TwilightAziz
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When a Chick-fil-a sandwich is close and the wind is strong, I go straight into James mode. "I see you brought a snack." #TwilightAziz
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Maybe Barry Bonds steroid admission is covering up the real truth - dude's a vampire!! #TwilightAziz
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Quick interruption: Please help my friend Jon Glaser win this contest to have NASCAR make this car!! Click: http://bit.ly/aqGc0G RT PLS
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"You better hold on tight spider monkey." Same thing I say anytime a date steps in my Kia Sportage. #TwilightAziz
