Aziz Ansari
Member of Human Giant and plays "Tom Haverford" on Parks and Recreation
I'm an actor/comedian. I play Tom on Parks and Recreation on NBC. I also like food a lot.
Stand-up
http://twitter.com/azizansari
http://azizisbored.com
137659 followers
2094 tweets
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Sure is Soulja Boy. It guest stars Andy Samberg and I've heard its a great one. RT @souljaboytellem New Parks and Rec tonight?
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Happy to announce I'll be back at the comedy stage @Bonnaroo this summer. I'll be announcing a bunch of other tour dates next week.
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Video: Smells Like Great Figure Skating! The only thing “In Bloom” when amateur figure skater Scott Williams... http://tumblr.com/xkq7ahw1p
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Photo: NEVER FORGET SPARTY THE SPARTAN. Watch: http://bit.ly/2omT1c paulscheer: http://tumblr.com/xkq79ueju
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LA: Tig & Friends on Sat. at Largo w/cast of Parks & Rec. Amy, @evilhag , Nick Offerman, & me! Go to www.largo-la.com for tix & info
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I'll be at THE BENSON INTERRUPTION at Largo w/@sarahksilverman , @dougbenson , @nottjmiller and more. Tonight at 9pm. www.largo-la.com
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Swear I just saw 12 yr old with a doo rag & a blunt in his mouth messing w/my car. Brakes might get cut. #BiebersAfterMe
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Swear I just saw 12 yr old with a doo rag & a blunt in his mouth messing w/my car. Breaks might get cut. #BiebersAfterMe
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Swear I just saw some 12 yr old with a doo rag and a blunt in his mouth messing with my car. Breaks might get cut. #BiebersAfterMe
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Is this a threat?! If I get in a 'boating accident' in 15 days, y'all know what really happened... RT @justinbieber 15 more days...
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IS THIS A THREAT?? IF I'M DEAD IN 15 DAYS, Y'ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. RT @justinbieber 15 more days...
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If you're on Digg, make sure you Digg the truth #BieberStoleFromRandy: http://bit.ly/a1cSSM
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New Video: Raaaaaaaandy Declares War on @justinbieber . Watch and RT please: http://bit.ly/diy6pp #BieberStoleFromRandy
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"ask things! http://www.formspring.me/jwoliner" - Check out Jason Woliner’s Formspring. (via jasonwoliner) http://tumblr.com/xkq73qn0t
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Back home for the weekend. Visiting Chick-fil-a and my family. In that order.
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December: Myself & @alanmyang meet @diplo & @skerritbwoy in Australia. March: Daggering is mentioned on Parks. Coincidence? NOPE.
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New Parks & Rec tonight at 830/730c! Directed by @jwoliner . Tom invests in a nightclub, Ron F'n Swanson IS Ron F'n Swanson. Watch.
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Do no be fooled by the high view numbers, I watched this 8 million times from different IP addresses: http://bit.ly/9qYX7L
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I was there! RT @danlevyshow :
guy sitting next to me on a plane to chicago just said: "Oh You're a comedian? That's great I know Whoopie."
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Finally, get lost Olympics! RT @KenTremendous A week from tonight, #ParksandRec returns with my favorite episode of the year.
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My special is reairing on Comedy Central tonight at 8PM. Watch it and your cable company might send you a fruit basket! (Not really)
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Oh shit! Harris rocking a little Dave Matthews Band!! RT @harrisrules loves Ants Marching!
