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Kevin Smith

Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Comedy Writer
http://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith
http://www.viewaskew.com

ThatKevinSmith Happy St. Patrick's Day! Erin! Go Bra-less! Witness @NHLDevils wearing 'o the green: http://twitpic.com/197mxx
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @emjaykay1043 "put down the fleshlight & come back to us" Shhhh: I'm securing some backing for the next two flicks, sir. #SometimesIwork
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Click me: http://tinyurl.com/springtour2010 That link means only one thing: I'm signing off for the evening. Thanks for indulging the obese!
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @melodynixon "where are you speaking at next?" From my mouth. I leave the talking-out-the-ass to my betters.
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @angiesargenti "your view on alien poontang" I'm strictly an Arcturian man. #GuessSheDontLikeTheCornBreadEither
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @djrmc24 "your position on interracial relationships?" Ask me, instead, my position on intergalactic relationships. #ETtheEmoTerrestrial
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @Naidos "You excited for COP OUT opening in Australia tomorrow?" I am now! HEY, OZ! See #CopOut this week. There'll be a quiz on Monday.
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @Qatami "I love your twitter relationship w/ @neilhimself " Relationship?! I'm TRYING to stop him from sinking California into the ocean!
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @RhombusofDoom "Gus Van Sant is rumored to be directing the next Twilight film. Thoughts?" Get out! Really?! Then consider me #TeamGus
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Hey @AmandaPalmer : Your man ain't got no heart. I'll bet you stay up late every night dreaming you got a REAL man, don'tcha? #ClubberKev
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith YOU HEAR ME, @NEILHIMSELF ?!? PAPER CHAMPION! I PITY THE FOOL!
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @cyberauron "if u date a lady that used to be a man does that make u gay" No, it makes you @AmandaPalmer .
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @Enilced "Any chance of Mosier breaking free the shackles and having a podcast of his own with someone else" Why you asking me? @Smosier
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @MikeCoogan "what if we tweet you about contemplating recommending you to our friends?" You get KA-HUGGED!
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @MuskMeowski "U joke, but would love to hear Jen's autobio" No joke; that's gonna be next. For Harley, but y'all can listen if you want.
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @PaultheComicGuy "Will you EVER be returning to Green Arrow?" Only in friendship... #WackyHollywoodReligionsCuredMyGayness
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Again: If you Tweet me about contemplating unfollowing, I Ka-Block you. I do this because I believe in helping people achieve their goals.
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith (2/2) Harley to one day hear. Kind of a "How I Fucked Your Mother." The fifth pod I'm thinking will be HIGHLANDS: A PEOPLE'S HISTORY.
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith (1/2) @DanaciousP "who else might round out this planned 5xWeekly podcast idea?" One of them will be me & Jen telling our ENTIRE story for
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @Giggerton " #CookiesAndMilk " Great! Now I can't get the sleigh's arm-rests down...
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @NothingClean "night-tweeting. Followers will have a little present in the AM. Very s. claus." And nobody left out any cookies & milk...
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @stevelepore "Any chance you'll be hanging around the concourse at Devs/Pens tomorrow, sir?" Nah. But check the bathrooms. #GloryHoler
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @Chagoya94 "afraid baby will grow in the flesh light hilarious shit man" I love to crack up Mos on SMod, sir. SMod110: www.smodcast.com
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @purseonality "Your tweets may be blue but it's nice to see someone in the biz that only has eyes for his wife" Or his wife's Sphinxter.
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
ThatKevinSmith Via @kkjordan "best thing ever: wake up with a tweet from Kevin" Oh, I'll wake ya: do mobile alerts, put cell on vibrate, hold between legs.
by Kevin Smith, Writer/Director of many comedies including Clerks, Comedy Writer
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