Sara Benincasa
comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit
Comedian, Writer, Radio Host
Web Comedian
http://twitter.com/SaraJBenincasa
http://www.sarabenincasa.com
3663 followers
14320 tweets
SaraJBenincasa
4 of Tiger's mistresses will be at work tomorrow. I guess it's kind of like a visit from Santa. #Stern #duh
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My friend has been at work for 21 hours! I left after 8 and feel lazy.
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Congrats on your homosexual marriage, District of Columbia! May your many secret gays in Congress come out and get wed!
SaraJBenincasa
Do not try to resist the allure of http://www.makemebabies.com @carolrhartsell @meredithmo @lizzwinstead You can mate w/Marilyn Manson!
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What the FUCK is my kid with George Clooney WEARING for its first photo? Fire the nanny! http://tinyurl.com/littlebeardie
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My inexplicably-attractive child with Marilyn Manson. http://tinyurl.com/ditadodgedabullet
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OH MY GOD. My heinous spawn with Chris Brown. LOOK IF YOU DARE! http://tinyurl.com/thiskideatsonlybutter
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I am currently making a baby with Chris Brown. You can do this on MakeMeBabies.com. Her name is Unfortunata.
SaraJBenincasa
BEHOLD! The hideous spawn of myself and...myself! (Two pix of me = one dreadful baby.) http://tinyurl.com/hideouschild
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Update: "my" kid is heinous, looks like a face transplant patient, and has a horrid Blossom hat.
SaraJBenincasa
I'm making a baby on MakeMeBabies.com, with myself.
SaraJBenincasa
Listening to Frank DeCaro on @OutQ , laughing my ass off. He had a sexual dream about a lady and is traumatized.
SaraJBenincasa
I'll say it straight up: I WANT to see Rahm Emanuel naked. Bring it.
SaraJBenincasa
Oh, romance via FB! "if you ever want a real man, Canadian at that lol, I know how to keep you warm lol"
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I love that #Biggie AND #TronLegacy are trending. He probably liked Tron.
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Just got a real humdinger of a pregunta over at http://formspring.me/SaraBenincasa
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Lindsay Lohan suing E*Trade for $100 mil for naming "milkaholic" ad baby Lindsay. What a delusional fucking Gorgon.
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Ahhhh Altoids. Goodnight.
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Adiraaaa! Thank God.
SaraJBenincasa
FUCK YEAH @myqkaplan won! He won whilst sitting next to me. NOT a coincidence!
SaraJBenincasa
PRETTY sure @myqkaplan has a boner right next to me.
SaraJBenincasa
Yes @andrewwk ! You are awesome!
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Chelsea White: I'd hit it.
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I want to set everything on sexfire @ecnyawards
SaraJBenincasa
I love @joegarden muchly.
