Sara Benincasa
comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit
Comedian, Writer, Radio Host
Web Comedian
http://twitter.com/SaraJBenincasa
http://www.sarabenincasa.com
3713 followers
14442 tweets
SaraJBenincasa
AaAaak! It is raining so hard everyone in this Oirish bar is going to drown in water as well as booze!
SaraJBenincasa
Latifah gets more beautiful every year.
SaraJBenincasa
Heeeere's a thought: maybe 1140 PM on a fucking Friday night is not the best night to do garbage collection IN FUCKING MIDTOWN.
SaraJBenincasa
Have a great weekend, you divine skanks.
SaraJBenincasa
A final, and epic, #followfriday to the great Elizabeth Taylor! @DameElizabeth (bish does NOT PLAY! love her!)
SaraJBenincasa
I was just fondly recalling getting offered poppers by a couple of deceptively granola-looking lesbians in P-town. #summer
SaraJBenincasa
I need 1 more follower to enter...the 3700 Club! #letsdothisthing
SaraJBenincasa
I just had a dream where I asked Lady Gaga if she does a really low calorie diet, and she said, "Yes. Egg whites." #mysubconscious
SaraJBenincasa
So what exactly do I need to do to have a body like Lady Gaga? Cuz I'll do it. Vegetables? Cardio?
SaraJBenincasa
The dialogue and delivery are both an homage to Tarantino, particularly "Kill Bill." So it's sort of a meta-homage to '70s trash flicks.
SaraJBenincasa
New Gaga vid is a fabulous ode to Quentin Tarantino, to women in prison flicks, and to "Thelma and Louise." Well done!
SaraJBenincasa
i enjoy it when the rainy day matches my emo quiet grey mood. i will write poems to pete wentz now.
SaraJBenincasa
#FollowFriday @bethofalltrades cat-saver and tireless worker @johndevore funny man @kambri PR guru writer @emilynbrodsky songbird
SaraJBenincasa
Dear @johnnygweir : I made this just for you! http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-johnny-weir-our-dream-celebrity-boyfriend/
SaraJBenincasa
My new series for @thefrisky DREAM CELEBRITY BOYFRIEND! First up: @johnnygweir http://tinyurl.com/saraonthefrisky
SaraJBenincasa
Of course, if I could KEEP any of that money I'd pay off my student loans and buy a house. But in theory, you can only DONATE the $100 mil.
SaraJBenincasa
If I had $100 mil to donate I think I'd create really great, free extended-care facilities for the elderly and for ppl w/severe injuries.
SaraJBenincasa
Let's get back to the more important business of picking which charity/cause you'd send $100 mil to if ya had it.
SaraJBenincasa
WHOOPS! it's a hoax! never mind. Formspring your faces off, kids!
SaraJBenincasa
Just disabled my formspring account since founders were arrested. Site designed to steal questioners' info. LAMETOWN.
SaraJBenincasa
If you had $100 million to donate to nonprofit work, where would you send it?
SaraJBenincasa
#ff funnysexythugz @dianasaurus @blaudiablogan @mrskimyadawson @seleneluna @margaretcho @nadyaginsburg
SaraJBenincasa
If Constance and her girlfriend want to come to NYC, I will THROW THEM A PROM (and invite all my most excellent friends.)
SaraJBenincasa
I HOPE I have a lesbian daughter so I can take her dress shopping or tux shopping or whatever the eff she wants (and her gay brother, too).
