David Cross
Half of cult favorite Mr. Show
ugh
Stand-up
http://twitter.com/Realdavidcross
http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=13769
19617 followers
73 tweets
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Yes, NASA finally bombed the moon. Look forward to next week when NASA discovers a gay racist from outer space. http://bit.ly/cB8O9
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Time for Letterman to update his slutty talk-show host look.
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RT @malusman Fleshlight Motion: If your erection lasts more than 4 minutes, seek immediate mental help
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RT @bradiscranky Fleshlight Motion: Not turned off by the clown makeup
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RT @onemancrusade Fleshlight Motion: Fast acting relief for hard stool
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RT @joshhaber Fleshlight Motion: The missing piece in your Crate & Barrel, Restoration Hardware daisy chain
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RT @Kyattsuai Fleshlight Motion: Whoever pulls you out of it becomes the next king of England
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RT @suddain Fleshlight Motion: Because it's easier than filling the gaping hole in your soul
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RT @hotdogwheel Fleshlight Motion: As Seen in Jay Leno's 1926 Roll Royce Phantom
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RT @zimmytotweedy Fleshlight Motion: Get rock hard abs in just 1 minute a day
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RT @cbaccus Fleshlight Motion: A wrestling mat for one
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RT @jdcrowley Fleshlight Motion: Now all you need is a throw pillow that'll lick your asshole
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RT @hotdogwheel Fleshlight Motion: The Ottoman That Won't Say No
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RT @mattcbrown Fleshlight Motion: It puts the lotion in the basket
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RT @Benzic Fleshlight Motion: Because Doritos' flavor can't be contained in just one hand
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RT @Tea_Phrase Fleshlight Motion: Crippling depression's newest accessory
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RT @MattMill88 Fleshlight Motion: Likes you for who you are
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RT @mattcbrown Fleshlight Motion: A gloryhole for OUR generation
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RT @hooper_x Fleshlight Motion: Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel Into A Vagina Shape, Then Fucking It
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RT @djsnow Fleshlight Motion: Now even more tearstain-resistant
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RT @plasticruler Fleshlight Motion: Because blow-up dolls are creepy
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RT @waxlion12 Fleshlight Motion: Because sometimes the sofa has a headache
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RT @missyujin Cannot believe Fleshlight Motion is a trending topic. There are kids on Twitter!!
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RT @TweakThaNurples Fleshlight Motion: The winning act on "America's Got Talent"
