Bill Bailey
Named in top 10 of British Stand-ups
party-loving hermit, Jedi of Juxtaposition
Stand-up
http://twitter.com/RealBillBailey
http://www.billbailey.co.uk
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in2002 I was in New York for St. Pat's day and watched the parade - was a stirring spectacle, so it was..
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and a happy St.Patricks day to you all.. I shall perhaps have a half of guinness later
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what a lovely day in London - let's all meet up in my local caff -that'd freak them out..er, 147,000 paninis table 4
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jesus, you get Holden in Scotland? her desire for fame is actually now so distilled it has become ectoplasm, seeping from her eyes
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tv is off, a rare and unwise glimpse at the weeping eye of sauron has ended ..Of Human Bondage Somerset Maugham awaits ..salut!
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switched over aaaaaaah Eurovision - Satan's Jukebox
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Michael Winner's Dining Stars - what fresh hell is this?
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the release of the Pussycat Dolls first album http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20100311/twl-catastrophic-event-stopped-growth-of-41f21e0.html
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He's HD Readie! He's Farmer Macreadie!
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and I do own a Tenori-On - but a special customised one which has been clad with willow fronds and Ryvita
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and if you thought you may have imagined me in the Nanny Mcphee 2 trailer, then yes, tis i Farmer Macreadie... Edie's long lost cousin
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lost my dignity at one point and shouted 'get off' to a woman in a pig mask..which was nice
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been thru the Saw maze - am fine, if a bit jumpy- great fun tho
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just anout to go thru the new Saw horror maze at Thorpe Park
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or that one about makeovers under fire The Wan Gokker
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best film I've seen recently, about a Mongolian horseman who is contemptous of traditional tents, The Yurt Mocker
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you can secure a Double Decker in a vice, then remove the nougat layer with an electric sander
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despite the split of the Pussycat Dolls, the Crab Nebula remains unchanged http://bit.ly/9XNFvv
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WAWBWTS = WHY ARE WE BOTHERING WITH THIS SHIT
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oh no, the Pussycat Dolls' future has been thrown into doubt, after two members have left? OMG! WTF? WAWBWTS?
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just seen Ghost Stories at the Lyric Hammersmith - brilliant, scary and gripping - loved it
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http://bit.ly/bWpu0m - seemed appropriate
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watched the olympic skating/chasing final, great outfits, like 1970's film space-station personnel
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those Canadians cheering in the rain.. can't see this happening in London 2012, expect shrugging in the drizzle
