Bill Bailey
Named in top 10 of British Stand-ups
party-loving hermit, Jedi of Juxtaposition
Stand-up
http://twitter.com/RealBillBailey
http://www.billbailey.co.uk
145843 followers
898 tweets
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He's HD Readie! He's Farmer Macreadie!
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and I do own a Tenori-On - but a special customised one which has been clad with willow fronds and Ryvita
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and if you thought you may have imagined me in the Nanny Mcphee 2 trailer, then yes, tis i Farmer Macreadie... Edie's long lost cousin
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lost my dignity at one point and shouted 'get off' to a woman in a pig mask..which was nice
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been thru the Saw maze - am fine, if a bit jumpy- great fun tho
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just anout to go thru the new Saw horror maze at Thorpe Park
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or that one about makeovers under fire The Wan Gokker
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best film I've seen recently, about a Mongolian horseman who is contemptous of traditional tents, The Yurt Mocker
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you can secure a Double Decker in a vice, then remove the nougat layer with an electric sander
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despite the split of the Pussycat Dolls, the Crab Nebula remains unchanged http://bit.ly/9XNFvv
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WAWBWTS = WHY ARE WE BOTHERING WITH THIS SHIT
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oh no, the Pussycat Dolls' future has been thrown into doubt, after two members have left? OMG! WTF? WAWBWTS?
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just seen Ghost Stories at the Lyric Hammersmith - brilliant, scary and gripping - loved it
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http://bit.ly/bWpu0m - seemed appropriate
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watched the olympic skating/chasing final, great outfits, like 1970's film space-station personnel
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those Canadians cheering in the rain.. can't see this happening in London 2012, expect shrugging in the drizzle
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that's how Olympic sportsmen should be chosen - hod-carrying champions, moustache-twirling circus strongmen etc.
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brake has come off in my hand- i will use eyebrow instead
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i love that the Russian bobsleigh brakeman was the world armwrestling champion
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http://is.gd/92vpt well there's a surprise
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it's Gordylava vs. Cameronslug Clash of the Titans! Am waiting for Nick Clegg to pop up on Trisha bawling his eyes out..
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and finally I was born in 1965, so no Guardian i am not 46, I am a sprightly 45 ..
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i will henceforth demand that my 'Guardian' birthday cards come with their own 'B2' pull-out section on the cultural context of birthdays
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thanks for your good wishes, but my birthday was actually in January..the Guardian has been getting it's facts from Wikimakeyuppedia again
