Paul Briganti
Creative Director of Landline TV
If you feel inclined to pat me on the back, do so.
Comedy Writer
http://twitter.com/PaulBriganti
http://www.landlinetv.com
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772 tweets
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Playing alanis morrisette's "you live, you learn" makes this the saddest doctor waiting room ever
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I have to wake up at 6 to shoot pouring blood on a naked person #goodlifeorbadlife?
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I've really tried to answer so many emails today. SO HARDMONDAYS!!!@
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RED KNIGHT WON! #jcmroadtrip
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@yonilotan @noochmachine @drewisretarded @peggyoleary take me home tonight is playing at mcmanus. You is the best
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"i can smell the sunlight on your skin." -Ooh that's good. I gotta use that one. #trueblood
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anyone looking for a room in august? RENT MINE! It's in Fort Greene BK and CHEAP! DM me. Also how are you?
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In true blood, when people find out someones a vampire, they react the same way I do when someone tells me they watch true blood
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shooting a music video in a church about fucking today. well, i think that officially undoes my 8 years in a catholic school.
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anyone want to pretend to be a guitar player in a music video on Saturday? LETMEKNOW
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anyone want to go see mates of state at bowery ballroom this friday? LET ME KNOW LETS GO
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The mood lighting in this thai place don't make the floor any less sticky
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@jaredneumark i imagine you're surrounded by very disappointed martians
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It's too quiet in this hip coffee shop. Some employee forgot it's their ipod slot.
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RT @ARFord : AMERICA!!!!
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Socks and flipflops #sixflagfashion
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"Why are you calling me ed hardy?" "That's your name isn't it? Ed hardy? Its written all over your underwear." #2010backtothefuture
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RT @scottbartelson : "Last night, Lord Voldemort told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain" #2010backtothefuture
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Are you at a bbq? Let me know if you've heard kings of leon more than once
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Punched my mom in the face #Donald4Spiderman
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I love my dad. If I turn into him, all systems go.
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"I'm afraid you're just too darn a mash up" #2010backtothefuture
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"Are you telling me you invented a time machine? Out of a hummer?" #2010backtothefuture
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To celebrate back to the future's 25th anniversary, I'm going to befriend an eccentric old man.
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So that's what I look like when I wear a bright red shirt
