Paul F. Thompkins
Currently hosts Best Week Ever
Hubris!
Comedy Host
http://twitter.com/PFTompkins
http://www.paulftompkins.com
39779 followers
8605 tweets
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All right, back to reading and then to sleeping. And then reading dreams! Night night, Twitzerland!
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My mistake. // RT @Hoss666 : @PFTompkins I thought you were reading a book... Twitter ain't a book.
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Well, Twitterascals, I am signing off for the evening to go read a book. A book, I say! I CAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEADpills
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Didn't get it the first time! Now I do! // RT @coreespencer : @PFTompkins you were radd at the ucb on saturday night!
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Because it was about ME. It's that simple! // RT @prison_wine : @ChrisSerico you get a retweet from @PFTompkins , you win the Internet.
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Which calendar? // RT @amandavisell : @PFTompkins dear sir, I love the photo on your most recent album. Have you thought about a calendar?
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RT @ChrisSerico : ICYMI: Gathering of the Juggalos hilarity from @PFTompkins &@Scharpling http://is.gd/a6rdg & SNL http://is.gd/a6rrq
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RT @Caissie : Okay nerds, Lost is over! Open up www.wfmu.org & listen to @efd 's big show. Maybe send him a little money to show him you care.
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RT @Revenant_Media : Nebraska dog survives after being shot in head 2x by owner. Needs loving home. http://tinyurl.com/yz85hpp Please RT
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Patton Oswalt & @hodgman on The Best Show fundraising marathon w/@scharpling NOW! Listen & pledge: http://bit.ly/10QZHu!
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RT @scharpling : We're 3 hours away from the final Best Show marathon. PATTON. HODGMAN. SURPRISES. PRIZES. GET READY. 8-11 PM EST. wfmu.org
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RT @efd My DVR is set for @tedleo 's appearance on @LateNightJimmy - http://twitpic.com/17h59k
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He's right, Halifaxions. // RT @mike_holmes : @PFTompkins big comedy show on the 27th. If you don't have tickets yet you're a Grade-A heel.
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(I am sure it's just a coincidence.) // RT @handelsaurus : @PFTompkins I saw that! JOKE THIEVERY
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HEY!! // RT @SNLUpdate : The change will be most evident in a new addition to Spider-Man’s costume sweatpants: http://www.twitpic.com/17ekwc
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I am up in this piece. // RT @ThrillingAdv : Missed our live, streaming show @TheRoomLive ? Watch it here: http://bit.ly/532Ezb
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And, as ever, good pills.
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Well, we did it. I wrote a bunch a nonsense, and so did you. Happy Show Business, everyone. Good night.
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GOOD.
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Wow. "I Am Woman." Didn't Virginia Slims have a jingle they could have played?
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"On loan from the Smithsonian! Ms. Barbra Streisand!"
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Hey, everybody! MR. FUN IS HERE!!!!
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Remember that year Oprah did acting?

