fake account for Barack Obama
Being P0TUS is a helluva blast. Esp making Biden gas up AF-1. I specialize in intelligent drivel & enjoy the Red Sox, flirty women, pickled herring, 'n Stuff.
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P0TUS RT @crystalbutterfl : RT @Ladylake : Knight wanted(shining armour optional). Must have castle, horse & winecellar. No frogs. No hair climbers.

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @melodymuses : Are people srsly *analyzing* POTUS's March Madness bracket? Get a friggin' life! <> Yeah. Get a life.

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P0TUS RT @ThundarKitteh : @P0TUS Who's yer Paddy? Happy St. Paddy's Day, Sir. <> I'm pleading the 5th on that one. Happy St P's day to you too!

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @liberalchik : RT @jfkfan : @DavidShuster we already have National gambling, its called Wall Street.

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @lucyspet : @P0TUS Tell your handlers they're not doing it right. It's not supposed to wear off... <> Uh oh.

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @Presley007 : @P0TUS HAPPEH PATI O'FURNITURE DAY!!!! ERIN GO BRA-LESS!!!! *hic* scuse me. <> LMAO! Hoist another for me, pls.

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS Happy St. Martian's Day. In honor thereof, let's all wear green.

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @politeracy : Happy St. Paddy's Day. It can only get better. <> Happy St Paddy's Day to you as well. It will be getting better all day.

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @lucyspet : @P0TUS Aye! Hello sir! Are you inebriated yet?? <> Huh? Whuh? My handlers tell me not to worry, it'll wear off.

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P0TUS RT @csquare6 : @P0TUS And a Happy St. Paddy's day to you and yours, dear @P0TUS ! <> Y TWanx U, and same to U, Miss O'csquare6!

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P0TUS RT @politeracy : @P0TUS Oh no! #ComcastStillSucks <> Yes. Double-billing, reneging on offerings. Sort of like Congress.

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS Top O'the Day to alls the manly mens and bonnie lasses on this St Paddys day, from your birther POTUS.

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P0TUS RT @617patrick : Comcast internet/phone dies AGAIN during a critical conference call #fail #monopoly #dirtbags #COMCAST SUCKS

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @shaggieshapiro : @P0TUS hey hey where have you been??? <> U gotta be kidding...I got a #HCR to "jam thru" and Beck-shit to shovel-ready.

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @shaggieshapiro : Mike Slater: health care is not a right Stephanie Miller: Suck on it, I look hot

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS #PartyOfNo: You have only days to say very nicely to 40MM uninsured Americans that "we don't give a shit".

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @vanessatx : http://twitpic.com/18snhb - Gummi bears on stand-by. This is a gallon freezer bag, btw. <> Couple night's worth for me--

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS Geez, the Beck-Lemmings have been awful quiet lately. I kinda miss their entertaining idiocy .#PartyOfHate

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P0TUS RT @Presley007 : Mopey/Hatey, wasn't there an earthquake there recently? *rim shot* > Beck's final fart before he becomes a MAD Mag character

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS Hay, Beck-Lemmings: How's that Mopey/Hatey thingy workin' for ya now?

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @mparent77772 : How Did Glenn Beck Start Crashing So Fast? http://bit.ly/9KM36N

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS OK. I gotta at least pretend to do some work.

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @liberalchik : RT @FDbytheword : @liberalchik Eh?//john boehner..i should have been more concise...lol <> Think U had it right first time.

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P0TUS RT @lucyspet : @P0TUS Amazing that THAT many women cycle at the same time! <> LOL.... They don't call Steve Jobs a genius for nuthin'...

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P0TUS 50,000 orders already for iPad. Or 120,000. Or 2 billion.

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