Barracks O'Bama
fake account for Barack Obama
Being P0TUS is a helluva blast. Esp making Biden gas up AF-1. I specialize in intelligent drivel & enjoy the Red Sox, flirty women, pickled herring, 'n Stuff.
Fake Tweeter
http://twitter.com/P0TUS
12316 followers
36265 tweets
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Gingrich wants to prohibit Sharia law, and I want to prohibit illegal immigration of Martians.
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Screech Palin, no one gives a damn what U "think" about Obama on The View. STFU.
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RT @jawaj52 : Look, @SarahPalinUSA made up a new word. "Lotso'". Isn't that special. (Church Lady) <> Screech is Lotso stupid.
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#Comcast service messed up again. Fortunately for them, they don't give a shit. #ComcastSucks.
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RT @politeracy : @P0TUS It was the acceptable levels of insect parts and rodent droppings... <> Toughens one up, eh?
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RT @MmeLaCrooz : @P0TUS Thanks- you ARE sweet! Here, hold this island for a sec, will ya, so I can take a sip. > Got it...I think...whoaaaaaa
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RT @pnkbutterfly819 : So nobody said my toes look like candy. <> I feel ur pain.
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RT @bostonrandy : RT @politeracy : @P0TUS What's in those Fenway Franks anyway? | Magic. Simply magic. <---- WHAT HE SAID.
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RT @politeracy : @P0TUS MMA still covering Dr. Dean's ass? <> Sadly unfamiliar w this issue. Does infield fly rule apply? :)
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RT @dmiller23 : Citi field flooded w/tears RT @sbnation : Oswalt OK trade to Philly http://tinyurl.com/395x8qv --> Poor Metsies. @politeracy
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RT @MmeLaCrooz : @P0TUS Yeah, me too. Be a sweetie and bring me one, won't you? ; ) > Gassing up AF-1 now. "U want chips with that?"
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RT @mparent77772 : Fox News exec confirms it did peddle Sherrod story before she was fired http://bit.ly/dsqCSi > Fox News are scumsuckers.
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RT @politeracy : @P0TUS 750 after Aug 15th//...tick...tick...tick <> "Do not ask for whom the bell tolls"...Sons of George.
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RT @ahuntre : @P0TUS Sir? 12 truckloads of these will be at WH shortly. http://tinyurl.com/35km8xo <> Awesome! TY! Don't tell Bo or Biden.
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Good Morning, TWeoples!
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RT @politeracy : @P0TUS There is no such exquisite pain as that of the die hard baseball fan, no? <> U shall know the truth of that soon!
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RT @PRTandWiseline : @chrislhayes without a teleprompter is like Palin with handnotes. #maddow
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RT @TheBeckster4 : RT @LadyNole7 : What can Sarah (Screech) Palin do to fix her image? Nothing. You can't fix stupid.
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RT @ianlogue : @YankyBelle So what you're saying is, you're not a fan of Comcast? <> #ComcastSucks
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RT @claireific : Sweetie, if I wanted to unleash the bitchy snark on a Jersey Shore girl, "sad and tired" wouldn't even be the start of it.
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I think Screech Palin should get a boob job. She needs the publicity. #snark
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O'Donnell will be talking about whether an endorsement from Screech Palin is a good thing...or not.
