Kenny Mayne
Former ESPN broadcaster, stars in Mayne Street
Former American Professional Wiffle Ball Player.
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Overlooked in the animated short film category last night, Mayne Street returns Tuesday morning, featuring Scott Van Pelt.
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We were going to go head to head with Frontline but decided to duck that fight. Instead--Mayne St hits ESPN.COM Tuesday 9a est
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Setting the line at 3-1 that at least one Korean falls down during closing ceremony.
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That said..it's unfair to compare us with The Hurt Locker..as among us only Cowboy is brave enough to defuse bombs.
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Disagree @klrace . I loved The Informant! 2nd best to Hurt Locker where I come from. Both better than Tuesday's Mayne St, ESPN.COM.
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In protest...we are turning this off and renting The Informant!
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I protest. He barely touched the guy. I am going to the World Court. What's the phone number for the World Court?
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I know little about this sport other than the fact I know Apolo...but I have a feeling more Koreans will fall over soon.
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So no one's too excited about this govt grant phone scam? I'll fight the fight alone. Going to order pizza deliveries to Nigeria.
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Bring me all the riches in the world. I will build a park, study dolphins,...then use the rest as my base for Triple Crown action.
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Just got my 12th call from Nigeria, it seems, for my free government grant. I think I'll take them up on it when they call again.
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Notice the subtle difference between my costume and Johnny Weir's...in today's Mayne Street.
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Agree w Leetch2--He can play through. Our repeated mistake is to make gods of those who happen to have a skill set > than ours.
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Follow Friday leads Tiger as a Trending Topic. Of course, Follow Friday had already apologized last Thursday.
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The 11am thing is useful only for commercial time. Ours and his. Apologize? Go hit us a small bucket of balls.
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More likely he'll stick to form and at 10:59AM run out and scream "I said to shut down the f-ing cameras!"
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So..at 11.15AM will Steve the bag carrying guy come out and apologize for being such a jerk all these years?
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Good day. We need our sleep so as to stay fresh for Modern Biathalon. (the modernity being that they use shoulder fired Stingers)
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He'll be no less impressive walking into a room when someone says "There's the winner of 241 Emmy awards."
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Bob Costas has called for a do-over on his hockey highlight package. He now must return one of his 242 Emmy awards.
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If History International is doing a doc on the making of skating blades this night will be complete.
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That would have been stronger had I typed skate AT once...
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Top five should come back on the ice, skate and once and just let all hell break loose. Revolutionize this thing. Weapons, anything goes.
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He's going to crash through the wall and compel Dick Button to read the dictionary.
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I totally screwed up and didn't start this guy on my men's skate rotis team. But I'm alive on 20 man short track relay.
