John Cleese
Monty Python actor and writer
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am making video podcasts
Comedy Writer
http://twitter.com/JohnCleese
http://headcast.co.uk
362357 followers
507 tweets
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Nice man at Chortle credits Nigerian Lottery http://bit.ly/_chortle - via Cleese News Minion
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Hope you noticed the Daily Mail ripped off Garry's photos... And not even a thank you... Or a poke in the eye.
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Sign up to JC's newsletter, and get information before anyone else! http://bit.ly/nigerianlottery - Minion #23
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New t-shirts: Smile, or the tooth gets it - http://worldofcheese.net USA/CAN and UK/EU - love from JC's t-shirt Minion #3 (drunk)
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oops
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That naughty boy, Garry, has another photo on @gazzalon no peeking....
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... http://twitpic.com/15q5dz
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Bless you and have a wonderful Valentine's Day... http://twitpic.com/135c2t
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John having dinner with his new girlfriend... And Garry as chaparone http://twitpic.com/1351ya
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Twitbook fans: I'm over here! http://www.facebook.com/thejohncleese
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Although I might change my name to Otto Buzz Cleese Slices
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Do not, I repeat, do not, confuse me with this Buzz stuff.
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Now, by popular demand... A poke with a sharp stick. http://twitpic.com/10xgp5
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...if it doesn't work, he gets a poke with a sharp stick)... Here goes... [?]
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I've decided to reward you loyal twats, by letting you see a photo of my new post box (Garry is showing me how to attach the photo...
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Normal service has been resumed, I plugged the toaster in, and now it works... If you missed my morning twext, you check Garry's to see...
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... Anyway, I have decided to put that behind me, and concentrate on my New Year's resoloution - world domination, etc., etc., etc.
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Dearest Twats, I'm back! I went into a sulk when I discovered that Icon of celebrity panelists, Stephen Fry, had more Twans than me...
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Well, well, well, how very interesting.
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Oh, and may you continue to be facinated by me, because I really am a wonderful human being.
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You little rays of sunshine - Happy New Year to you all, where ever you may be.
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RT .@deekdeekster : The moment 2010 became Ten Past Eight: http://bit.ly/tenpasteight http://twitpic.com/w0lpj
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Do any of those links work? If not, Garry gets a poke in the eye with a satsuma.
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Yes, OK, here's a link for the Brits too...
http://ping.fm/GsclI
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Don't say I'm not hip. I'm very hip, in fact, I had a new one put in, and it's made me even hipper.
