John Cleese
Monty Python actor and writer
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and I am making video podcasts
Comedy Writer
http://twitter.com/JohnCleese
http://headcast.co.uk
525648 followers
541 tweets
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A little treat for you... www.spudthemovie.com enjoy, you lovely twatters.
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Follow Anthony Cools - he's wearing white suit...
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JC and Anthony Cools (look him up) in Vegas... Speech for 6000 tomorrow.
Knee on ice. Posted by Garry http://twitpic.com/27gy7t
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Happy Saint Bertha of Blangy Day!
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Come on, plucky Germantinians !
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Garry Tweet for John. On the set of Entourage - JC getting make-up, and Camilla advising... http://twitpic.com/21o8iz
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I think now would be a good time for you to go to iTunes and listen to my wonderful song - Don't Mention the World Cup. And yes, I am alive.
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Hopping, skipping, and jumping. http://twitpic.com/1x2e4j
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Yes, I am on the mend, and will twatter more, I don't need to hold badages in place, or hold a stick, so have a free hand with which twatt.
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Yes, I am on the mend, and will twatter more, I don't need to hold badages in place, or hold a stick, so have a free hand with which twatt.
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... Check iTunes for my "Don't Mention the World Cup" song.
Off to rub liniment oil onto my knee..
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Well darlings, as excitement grows for the world cup, and whether I will be able to play (with my bionic knee) I remind you to....
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Tickling its tummy
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Prodding it to see if it's alive
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Minion test. Ignore. Do not retweet. Really.
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Mending
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Bending
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... And, here I am with my new Harley D... http://twitpic.com/1nlr2n
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Dear followers, I am dictating this to Garry, as I am resting after a long day of skipping and jumping with my new knee...
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Vote!
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Dear Twittering Twats, and Twottering Twots, thank you for your lovely tweets regarding my taxi ride, I made it home in one piece!
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Thanks to Garry @gazzalon for getting me home....
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Well, well, well. First leaders debate, and LibDems do so well. Good luck to them.
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Norway! Land of brown cheese
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I might have rushed that last tweet. As, some of you have been quite rambunctious, and not worthy of my slenditude. You know who you are..

