Fake Sarah Palin
An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate
Snowmobilin' right to the Naval Observatory
Fake Tweeter
http://twitter.com/FakeSarahPalin
6733 followers
631 tweets
FakeSarahPalin
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE JOHN MCCAIN'S SCARY UNCLE DAY!
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
I think I'll get two tablets so I can be like Moses! But I will change the commanments!!! Lol
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
Omg Todd just shot his last wolf from a helicopter of the whole decade!
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
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Bristol! Wth did you put in santa's brownies? Now Todd only wants to wear a bathrobe at Christmas dinner! Ungh!
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
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WTH @FakeMikeSteele ?! Why are you rooting for PAM? It should be gosar.ah not gop.am fool! GET WITH THE PROGRAM UNGH.
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
Some days I wish I was @fakealecbaldwin . You know?
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
Made it all thanksgiving without willow licking Trig's hair. Woohoo!
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
I tell you: Bristol says 'acorn' is what you're gonna see in Playgirl, also. #ACORNfacts
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
I start the book tour this week—what a GREAT chance to go around the country and finally read one or two!
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
I thought Todd said today we would go to the OP-RA. What kind of opra has NOBODY singing?!?!
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
ZOMG I JUST GOT TWITTER LISTS. Here's all the people that hate freedom. http://twitter.com/FakeSarahPalin/peopleihate
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PIG FLU. THEY DONT EVEN HAVE CHIMNEYS. AL GORE HAS TRICKED YOU AGAIN!!1
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
The Empire Strikes!!! #OneLetterOffMovies
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
Thinking of strapping myself to a balloon to stay relevant.
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
Thinking of strapping myself to a balloon to get relevant again.
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
You know, @fakejoebiden , so am I. So am I.
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
Gosh @FakeMikeSteele , you people are SUCH GOOD DANCERS! (Sorry about your Internets though.) http://bit.ly/392I7V
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
HEY @FAKEMIKESTEELE U SHOULD STOP PROGRAMMING UR OWN WEBSITE. U CAN'T DO EVERYTHING!
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
HEY @FAKEMICHAELSTEE LE U SHOULD STOP PROGRAMMING UR OWN WEBSITE. U CAN'T DO EVERYTHING!
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
http://twitpic.com/h53ip - HEY YOU GUYS can anyone see my new Facebook status?
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
"Blogger"?! It is NOT appropriate to create a special name for AfroAmerican loggers. JUST CALL THEM LOGGERS srsly
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
This "death panel" thing is really taking off! Suck it, Luntz, you got p0wned Palin style. Srsly!!!
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
Zomg I aM so wasted
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
I oppose the @BarackObama youth-in-Asia plan--HEALTHCARE FOR AMERICANS FIRST!!1!
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
FakeSarahPalin
Every1 needs to stop talking about Barack Obama being a foreign alien. THOSE ARE EARS NOT ANTENNAS. jeesh.
by Fake Sarah Palin, An impersonator of the former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, Fake Tweeter
