DC Pierson
member of the sketch group Derrick,
I wrote the novel The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep And Never Had To. My group DERRICK made the movie Mystery Team.
Comedy Writer
http://twitter.com/DCpierson
http://dcpierson.com
3825 followers
4526 tweets
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There was not enough buzz around the fact that @daneckman and @justmeggie got MARRIED IN PARIS! http://twitpic.com/29s8vh
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"I'll buy that for a dollar and eighty-six cents" - ROBOCOP (adjusted for inflation)
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Blaxploitation meets a Greek classic in THE MYTH OF SISTAPHUS.
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Mindcrime: I have "King Of Wishful Thinking" stuck in my head, and now you do too!
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No DCM for me 'cause of shooting @GrassrootsFilm . DERRICK show's still on. I will be played by a cutout of Ellen Degeneres.
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SHITTY JOBS: no show tonight, hiatus until Weds. Aug. 4th, when we return to Cagematch. Watch "Brief History Of Time" for a similar effect.
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If you are tweeting, you ain't dancing.
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Let's Go Lazy #TheArtistFatterlyKnownAsPrince
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Please welcome to Twitter Mr. Slab, Mr. Candy Paint, Mr. Apparently-A-DERRICK-fan @BunBTrillOG .
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Other nicknames it would be fun to call Swoosie Kurtz: Swoosan B. Anthony, Peggy Swoo Got Married, Swooz Line Is It Anyway?
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INCEPTION: It's fun knowing that since it was shot on a movie set, there are Diet Cokes & water bottles around every corner.
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Can getting Piaf'd become the new getting iced? Wake your roommate up by playing the Edith Piaf song from INCEPTION! #Piafd
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Can someone wake their roommate up by playing the Edith Piaf song from INCEPTION and tape it? Can this be a "thing?"
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I only ever want to name bands! RT @AnjuBobbyGeorge : @DCpierson You birthed our band name. Free download: http://tinyurl.com/33ymjp9
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At any low point in The Great One's career did a newspaper run the headline "WAYNE REGRETZKY?"
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All-time great! RT @robertpopper : LOOK AROUND YOU S1 is out on US DVD today: Feel free to write nice Amazon comments! http://amzn.to/dviAka
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@PFTompkins You're not? *shelves "Tompkins, Clown Prince Of Political Humor, Tickles The Ribs And The Ivories" Vanity Fair piece*
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Still one of the all-time greats. RT @eruditechick : Clueless came out 15 years ago today. I was 8. Whaaaaaaat.
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As a nation we must welcome @serafinowicz @robertpopper to @ucbtla . I regret deeply that I cannot be there to gush all over them.
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Fat Child With Laser Tag Chestplate Wedged Under Boy-Boobs. Now I know what to name my pub.
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Please make INCEPTION a hit so studios will want to make more movies about sleeping and abnormalities thereof. Thanks!
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GINCEPTION: THE DRINK IS REAL
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Dear friends: brace yourself for a man who will speak entirely in INCEPTION references for the rest of the summer!
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Seattle wins again! RT @DannyTRS Amazing. RT @davechensky : THE TOBOLOWSKY FILES WILL AIR ON SEATTLE NPR THIS MONDAY!!! http://bit.ly/a8ILHF
