DC Pierson
member of the sketch group Derrick,
I wrote the novel The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep And Never Had To. My group DERRICK made the movie Mystery Team.
Comedy Writer
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Abrams, Lindelof, And Cuse: Attorneys At LOST
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Currently trying to cast a golden retriever as a empty-sex-having workaholic for Air Bud: Pup In The Air.
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Blog Post: An Inquiry For The Ladies http://dcpierson.com
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Happy birthday, Big. "Stay far from timid, only make moves when your heart's in it, and live the phrase Sky's The Limit."
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We are all gonna talk about where we were the night The Yeastles first appeared on the Bread Sullivan Show.
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Start beating the drum: MYSTERY TEAM opens this Friday Mar. 12th at the NuArt in LA! DERRICK comedy LIVE every night.
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This week I release my platoon of celebrity cyborgs. First off the assembly line: Steel Patrick Harris.
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Come see Shitty Jobs tonight, 11 PM, UCB Theater LA. We run this.
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Y'all know what the real Best Picture was. #AuRevoirShoshanna
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Big thanks to everyone who saw MYSTERY TEAM in Minnesota last night! Next up: LA! Opens 3/12, DERRICK live every night!
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@SaraJBenincasa What is in those libations?
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Was gonna join this Vampire Weekend cover band until I learned they were called Spankwire Weekend.
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@PaulBriganti I definitely saw my own truth in that picture just then.-
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Finally have an anthem for my record label! "We ain't goin' nowhere, we can't be stopped now, 'cause it's SAD BOY 4 LIFE!"
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Tonight, #Slate2010 at George Washington University: @dominicdierkes @DonGlover and I, improvising. STRAP IN
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Vantage Pointillist #ArtMovies
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Remember The Titians #ArtMovies
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Gaugin Baby Gone #ArtMovies
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Doctor to my boner viewing The Runaways trailer: "Congratulations Mrs. DC's boner. You just had a little boner of your own."
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Made a Puppet Satan out of a Virgin sick-bag. WHERE MY CRAFT BLOGS AT??? http://twitpic.com/1709ld
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"Before securing my mask, I'll secure the mask of the child sitting next to me. They are both kabuki masks." #MileHuhClub

