Christian Finnegan
New York based comedian with frequent TV appearances
Comedian, conspirator, cultural barnacle
Stand-up
http://twitter.com/ChristFinnegan
http://www.christianfinnegan.com
3967 followers
1386 tweets
ChristFinnegan
TEE-VEE REMINDER: I'm on the CBS Early Show this very morn, somewhere around 8:05-8:15am. Congratulations to us all!
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Hey, people who like to watch things! I'll be on CBS' The Early Show tomorrow at 8:05am, talking culture of the popular variety.
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This weather is the type that convinces people to make very poor decisions. Make sure to 2nd guess yourself tonight, folks.
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Sorry non music geeks; you're going to hear a lot about Alex Chilton over the next day or two. It's all justified, trust me. #bigstar
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Vow for 2011: I must must MUST remember to turn down anything that involves leaving the house on March 17th.
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Viva Finther. Happy St. Pat's day, people.
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Tip: A The music of Al Green and good pair of noise cancelling headphones can turn any crap train ride into a poignant movie montage.
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Wow, that infant sure loves Doritos! #metronorthafterdark
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Louder, angry Latino guy 14 rows behind me! I can barely hear you! #metronorthafterdark
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Why yes, young man! Keep sexually harrassing that woman across the aisle! She's into it! #metronorthafterdark
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Gee, I wish the delightful young fellow sitting behind me would turn up the smell on that Chinese food! #metronorthafterdark
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AWWW YEAH, METRO-NORTH AFTER DARK, SON! #sigh http://twitpic.com/191uhh
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Attn New Haven, CT: I'll be doling out yuks tonight in your lovely hamlet, alongside Mr. Shane Mauss. http://tickets.southernct.edu
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Today's the day Ireland said, "Somebody's gotta get rid of all these fecking snakes. How 'bout it, Pat? You busy tomorrow?"
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Tim Burton and Johnny Depp need to be separated until they can learn to play together productively.
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I don't want/expect to be a major celebrity--I just want to get to the point where I need a Verified Twitter account. #trueconfessions
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Hey politicians: the 2010 midterms are all about winning over 'swing voters', i.e. engaging in awkward group sex with your constituents.
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Is it sad that a 36 year old man rushes home on a Friday night to play Bioshock 2? Please don't answer that.
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Hey Eric Massa, the only thing weirder than an unsolicited tickle fight is a unsolicited "non-sexual" tickle fight.
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REMINDER: I'm on cbs' The Early Show in 10-15 minutes, if you're into that sort of thing.
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DVR ALERT: I will be on CBS' The Early Show around 8am EST today, making topical yuk-yuks. Check it out, winningtons!
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Ever have one of those days when all you can think about is a naked Hector Elizondo? ...No? NEVER?? http://twitpic.com/17z461
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Thanks for the plug, @ChristianMusic_ , but I doubt anyone following your robot Twitter aggregator will enjoy what I do.
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"The Fountainhead": Skyscrapers rule! Anyone who thinks otherwise is a Commie homo. #booksin10wordsorless
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"The Unbearable Lightness of Being": Everything is pointless, so let's screw. Damn, the doggie died. #booksin10wordsorless
