Christian Finnegan
New York based comedian with frequent TV appearances
Comedian, conspirator, cultural barnacle
Stand-up
http://twitter.com/ChristFinnegan
http://www.christianfinnegan.com
3864 followers
1358 tweets
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Thanks for the plug, @ChristianMusic_ , but I doubt anyone following your robot Twitter aggregator will enjoy what I do.
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"The Fountainhead": Skyscrapers rule! Anyone who thinks otherwise is a Commie homo. #booksin10wordsorless
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"The Unbearable Lightness of Being": Everything is pointless, so let's screw. Damn, the doggie died. #booksin10wordsorless
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Attention Spanish restaurants of America: There exists music NOT performed by the Gipsy Kings. Please look into it.
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Based on the intensity of her stare, I think my wife's dog is trying to pull a Firestarter on my chicken salad sandwich.
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Just so you know, anybody who's not a big jerk is right about to watch @tedleo on Fallon.
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Awkard moments in knicks broadcasting history: Al Michaels just asked Walt Clyde Fraizier if he ever listened to Jethro Tull growing up.
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Every now and then I try to remind myself that the Progressive Auto Insurance lady is probably a perfectly fine human being in real life.
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If you're in NYC and awake, I'll be on WPIX 11 at 8:15am this morn, discussing Oscar-y type stuff.
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Oh, I should mention: I'm going to by on NYC's WPIX 11 around 8:15am today, where I may be paraphrasing a couple of these very tweets.
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Okay, that's it. Congratulations Kathryn Bigelow, Sapphire and veneer manufacturers the world over! #oscars
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"I Love You, Beth Cooper". I can feel it. #oscars
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What the hell kind of dirt does Sapphire have on the producers of that damned movie?
#oscars
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Babs wins the award for "Most Dowdy Display of Cleavage". #oscars
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That life of that porn star fighting for custody of Sandra Bullock's step-child just got crappier. #oscars
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Hey Sean Penn, sorry someone forced you to show up. Dink. #oscars
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Did James Cameron's people do the CGI on Oprah's heaving bosom? #oscars
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Holy shit, Forest Whitaker is doing TrimSpa, bay-bee. #oscars
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I was going to make fun of Jeff Bridges for being baked, but I've downed nearly half a bottle of bourbon...while not winning shit. #oscars
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I hope Tim Robbins uses his speech to start tearfully beg Susan Sarandon to take him back. #oscars
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Ever see a girl you dated for three weeks and wonder, "What was I thinking?" Thats how that Avatar montage made me feel.
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I hear this guy knows Kung Fu. #oscars
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Man, Fisher Stevens has really gone all out trying to get Michelle Pfeiffer back. #oscars
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So I guess NO ONE shaves for the Oscars anymore? Are we a nation of Don Johnsons now? #oscars
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@hodgman I gave it the Gas Face.
