Borat Sagdiyev
Famed Sacha Baron Cohen personaliy
Due to dumb people i have to be clear, I am not Sasha Cohen. Shit I say is a joke, so calm the fudge down.
http://twitter.com/bretesque (real me)
Performer
http://twitter.com/Borat
158879 followers
407 tweets
Borat
I did not spoil "Splice", the plot does not hinge on the fact that adrien blows his load inside E.T.
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adrien brody goes where no nose has gone before, and by that i mean he fucks an alien in his new movie "SPLICE".
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#freedavidchoimusic - retweet it!!
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Aaliyah's "rock the boat" is still great material to pleasure yourself to..even after her being dead for almost a decade.
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ive determined cheerios are only good for putting in your toilet and hitting with your urine stream. they taste like shit, so its fitting.
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Silver Lining http://twitgoo.com/olkw3
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Dirty Old Man Jay. http://twitgoo.com/oi9ly
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Mix a lil bit of eminem with a lil bit of snookie and you have contrast. http://twitpic.com/1fw4gf
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Larry King is divorcing his 7th wife, He can piss on the sacrament of marriage 7 times but homosexuals cant do it once? http://bit.ly/bXvTTh
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#smackyaself if you thought i was really a fictional character from the mind of sasha cohen. seriously.
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I will keep posting the shit i always do, but not on this account. Im coming out of borats closet. it was a fun ride. http://bit.ly/adJN2q
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I will keep posting the shit i always do, but not on this account. Im coming out of borats closet. it was a fun ride. http://bit.ly/adJN2q
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No, im not sasha. if you thought I was you should probably kill yourself. I will post personal shit here from now on. http://bit.ly/adJN2q
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I uploaded a YouTube video -- BPOD - April 11th 2010 http://youtu.be/xYv7WZmpe8M?a
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I liked a YouTube video -- Brets Picture of the Day - April 10th 2010 link in info bar below! http://youtu.be/ed-7XUI6fS0?a
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I uploaded a YouTube video -- Brets Picture of the Day - April 10th 2010 link in info bar below! http://youtu.be/ed-7XUI6fS0?a
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed-7XUI6fS0 (only click if you like photography..yes im being nice for once.)
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http://twitpic.com/1dqehw - Should have used a sock.
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http://twitpic.com/1dpm6a - I have found Lady GaGa's penis.
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Easter is all jesus and colored eggs, so ruin it with some vulgar movie talk. http://bit.ly/ck9HfV
