Aaron Karo
Stand-up known for Ruminations books
Author, Comedian, and Founder of Ruminations.com --- DO YOU RUMINATE? ---
Stand-up
http://twitter.com/AaronKaro
http://ruminations.com
4265 followers
2818 tweets
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"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." 30th anniversary of ANIMAL HOUSE! (via @thetoiletpaper )
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http://ping.fm/p/WQTrG - Least accurate fortune cookie. Ever.
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http://ping.fm/p/upGvi - This is the best picture I could get of the cast of CHUCK walking into a bar. Comic-Con = shit storm.
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http://ping.fm/p/phajs - This is the best picture I could get of the cast of CHUCK walking into a bar. Comic-Con = shit storm.
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http://ping.fm/p/wNnwm - This is the best picture I could get of the cast of CHUCK walking into a bar. Comic-Con = shit storm.
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http://ping.fm/p/kX2ZG - Picked up the only hot (non-blue) chicks at Comic-Con
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Heading to Comic-Con for some hot nerd-on-nerd action!!
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**NEW!** Get gourmet Ruminations gear at The Karo Store powered by KOSHER HAM -------> http://thekarostore.com
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Ruminations #174: "Lord of the Slings" http://ruminations.com/column/174
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Just canceled my earthquake insurance. So prepare for the Big One, folks, 'cause you know it's gonna happen tomorrow.
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"Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa." --George Steinbrenner
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1) post photo to twitter via ping.fm 2) photo comes out sideways 3) edit photo in ping.fm via picnik 4) photo disappears completely 5) WTF!?
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Exactly 8 years ago tomorrow, I did my very 1st open mic. Now thanks to your support, I'll be making a BIG announcement shortly...
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http://ping.fm/p/t8DAq - Sneak peek: Ruminations gear coming soon!
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http://ping.fm/p/OgUpB - Frankenshoulder
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surgery successful. wooooozy. thx for well wishes everybody. i go couch now.
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http://ping.fm/p/VKrw0 - surgery successful. wooooozy. thx for well wishes everybody. i go couch now.
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http://ping.fm/p/ABDef - Pre-op
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Tom Brady's surgeon operating on my shoulder today. Wearing my Giants Super Bowl Champions t-shirt.
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Glory Glory Hallelujah! Today http://ruminations.com rolls out a new, Google-based search function that actually works!
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Glory Glory Hallelujah! Today http://ping.fm/Oc0FL rolls out a new, Google-based search function that actually works!
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http://ping.fm/p/nAhx9 - My advice for dating in LA...in Cosmo Sweden...in, well, Swedish.
