Aaron Karo
Stand-up known for Ruminations books
Author, Comedian, and Founder of Ruminations.com --- DO YOU RUMINATE? ---
Stand-up
http://twitter.com/AaronKaro
http://ruminations.com
3807 followers
2131 tweets
AaronKaro
Every time I read: "Letterman' extortionist gets six months," I get confused. Ohhhhh..... extortionist. Not "contortionist."
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The new iTunes refuses to authorize me for songs I've purchased. This is what drives people to steal.
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Makin' Babies! Ruminations #168 drops...now: http://ruminations.com/column/168 #fb
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The Oscar buzz here in Los Angeles is palpable. Or so I hear. #fb
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IMHO, Avatar > Hurt Locker. #fb
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Sign of the times: I hear "Gilligan's Island" is being remade and my first question was: as a porno or a reality show? #fb
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Incredible game. Better team won. Enjoy it canada. Congraulations. Much respect. #fb
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Gooooooaaaalllllllllllll #fb
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Get the Coors Light & Big Macs ready. America is gonna be partying on the ice today! #fb
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Okay, Canada, we've done our part. Now take care of business so we can show you how it's done on Sunday, you, uh... courteous bastards! #fb
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I just made Google dictionary say the word "p#ssy." Yup, I'm 12. #fb
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Just discovered that you can enter itunes.com/Artist and it will come up automatically. Try it! itunes.com/jay-z or itunes.com/aaronkaro #fb
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Winning a medal on the first day of the Olympics is like being the first to finish finals in college. Except with more Swedish chicks. #fb
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"I like the concept of people, but people ruin it." -- Damon Wayans #fb
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Just dropped my latest column, "Pole Position." Strippers and bachelor parties and debauchery, oh my! http://ruminations.com/column/167 #fb
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USA! USA! USA! #fb
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Watch the Ricky Gervais Show on HBO tonight. I'm OBSESSED with the podcast it's based on. Karl Pilkington has a head like a fucking orange!
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And...... Buddhism-- and you lost me. #fb
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Please LOST, please show us more of the alternate universe where the plane never crashed. Pleeeeaasseee - it's sooo interesting!! #fb
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LOST-themed Valentine's Day cards FTW! http://bit.ly/8XOu2p #fb
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Single Vancouverians must be having a field at the bars: "Hey, I'm a monoboard snow marathoner." Nobody will know you made that shit up! #fb
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If the Knicks get Tracy McGrady, I'm not taking him out for drinks. He never gets the second round. #fb
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What I wouldn't give to be one of those people who can fall asleep instantly. I hate those people.
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Why doesn't Jack Shepard ask more than 3 questions before giving up? He's like the opposite of Will Ferrell's character in Austin Powers #fb
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Just received a spam email touting "hot teen hitchhikers." Damn porn has gone niche. #fb
