A.D Miles
Head Writer of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon sketches
I might be a dud.
Comedy Writer
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531 tweets
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Stat check! 3 out of 5 recumbent bicycle owners are geology professors with Abraham Lincoln beards and dud personalities.
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RT @EugeneMirman : I'm performing at Bell House on 8/1 w/ @Toddbarry @Kristenschaaled @LeopoldAllen @80miles & Wyatt Cenac. Come!
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Accidentally held hands with some dude for half second when we both grabbed same pole on subway. Checking Missed Connections now!
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Hello old friend Toozeday Boozeday.
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My "smacked on the butt"-to-"smacked other butts" ratio is 1-to-3. Not bad!
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Never have dad and spawn been more perfectly suited for each other. “@gavinpurcell : http://yfrog.us/bcy1ez”
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Ok never mind. Just got frenched hard. Harder than I would've liked actually. Is that the custom for Montreal taxi drivers?
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Been in Montreal for over 45 minutes and haven't been frenched once. WTF?!
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Shit man! I knew I should have checked my bag. http://yfrog.com/17js0pj
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.5 stars. @arnettwill - according to your low threshold rating system, this tweet must be off the charts!
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Major fail on my last tweet. 1.5 stars according to Tweetspert @gallo_extreme .
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I'm very good at rating things. For example. This tweet gets 2.5 out of 5 stars. Not bad! But that good either.
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Man, the people on this hot crowded subway have the most annoying faces of all time.
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All it takes is a few minutes of yoga in the morning to feel completely superior to everyone else on the subway.
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Can't wait to see what the new sports topic is gonna be.
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Thanks to jet lag I know what it's like to be a dairy farmer. Wide awake and ready to tug some udders at 5:30am.
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Leaving Japan tomorrow. Most amazing trip ever. Best food, people, TV, subways, everything . Can't wait to come back. Arigatoo gozaimas!
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Currently photographing almost every single thing in Japan with my iPhone.
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Wandered into tiny restaurant & speaking no japanese, we literally pointed at our mouths. Had amazing meal. Love this country.
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Made it to Japan! They have a VERY different sense of humor here! Anyone know the number for the American Embassy?
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RT @jimmyfallon : David Spade, Beth Stern, MGMT, Killzone 3D and the return of 7th Fl West tonight on #latenight.
