WhitneyCummings
Baby Gap is kind of a perverted name.
SaraJBenincasa
Come hang with us and talk about loves lost and ditched! http://www.92y.org/shop/92Tri_event_detail.asp?productid=T%2DMM5LC17
SaraJBenincasa
I should add that my previous Tweet will please those who enjoy movies, Movieline, and event spaces created by young Jews.
SaraJBenincasa
Pretty rad: list of 60 biggest charitable givers in U.S.A. http://www.slate.com/id/2243495/?GT1=38001
SaraJBenincasa
You guys, Gov. David Paterson is pregnant, and I'm the father. THERE! That's your big sex scandal.
nerdist
I happily share all of my followers w/ @CraigyFerg . That is if he really is Craigy Ferg. Hm. w/ that formula 'Chrissy Hard' has a diff vibe.
SaraJBenincasa
I mean, I assume Sarah Palin just didn't want to use a teleprompter, because she hates socialism and Barack Obama so hard. Right?
jwoliner
SNEAK PEAK of "Designated Driver" from HBO's upcoming "Funny or Die Presents": http://bit.ly/9nHYgS Starring @PaulScheer and @RobRiggle .
SaraJBenincasa
Here's the thing about my girlfriend and yours, Sarah Palin: I really don't blame her for the cheat sheet. I'm a comic, I've done it.
SaraJBenincasa
http://twitpic.com/126p5d - Zooey Deschanel AND Scorpions? Mixtape win!
nerdist
'I Am Comic' was AMAZING. If you care about stand-up at all it is a MUST SEE. Follow @iamcomicmovie . Huzzah, Jordan Brady!
SaraJBenincasa
Just got some rad cards from http://www.orderofstnick.com.
jwoliner
FOLLOWERS: I am begging you to follow @scharpling . It is his birthday for the love of god.
SaraJBenincasa
Have received mix CDs from all over...NY, CA, WA, IA, VA, and more! I quite enjoy a mix-CD-for-random-shit exchange.
SaraJBenincasa
Sometimes I think I follow too many porn stars on Twitter.
SaraJBenincasa
One of the many small joys in life is following porn stars' Tweets. For example, @misstoriblack is having anal sex tomorrow. #truth
AaronKaro
Just received a spam email touting "hot teen hitchhikers." Damn porn has gone niche. #fb
joshmalina
You can't spell "@HankAzaria is mean" without "@HankAzaria ." RT @HankAzaria @JoshMalina ok I'm following you now, dummy.
timheidecker
happy birhday to @scharpling ! the best radio personality since wolfman jack! follow him now.
timheidecker
had to RT this one... love this pic! RT @TheBrownCape : @timheidecker http://twitpic.com/125ztl
SaraJBenincasa
Won't you please join this fun cult, on the newly Botoxed Facebook? http://www.facebook.com/officialsarabenincasa
SaraJBenincasa
Gchat is Christlike in that it dies only to rise again.
SaraJBenincasa
Lance Armstrong wants you to drop your enabling behavior: http://www.livestrong.com/article/14675-enabling-personality/
SaraJBenincasa
Oh, FUCK. It's the voice of JOE Jonas, according to this well-regarded actor: @JamesUrbaniak DAMMIT. These Hollywood types!
WhitneyCummings
RTBreast Cancer Be Trippin comedy benefit w/ @WhitneyCummings @GarfunkelOates @SarahKSilverman .Almost sold out, get tix http://bit.ly/cX1uqE
SaraJBenincasa
Are we all now aware that Jessica Alba has a talking dog in "Valentine's Day?" Voiced by Nick Jonas? Do we know this?
landlineTV
Jared made this video today as his passion project: http://vimeo.com/9313453
by LandLine TV, Topical sketch comedy portal. Named "the future of parody" by wired.com
badbanana
I'm guessing this 'Valentine's Day' movie was directed by Yankee Candle.
StephenAtHome
From now on, I call dibs on all of Safran Foer's steaks
StephenAtHome
So turkey's can't have sex? That eliminates half of my ideas for next year's Super Bowl ads
erockappel
Photo: rillawafers: This is pretty great http://tumblr.com/x8y69vla3
SaraJBenincasa
When does New York get a #snowpocalypse?
friedmanjon
Surprisingly the answer to the question, "Do you want to record the entire series of Tool Academy 3?" was yes.
StephenAtHome
Note to self: buy milk, pick up dry cleaning, write core beliefs on hand
ChristFinnegan
CONTEST: Why am I wearing this? (Best response wins a personalized backhanded compliment!) http://twitpic.com/126brn
StephenAtHome
I've got super bowl fever. One of the symptoms is compulsive tweeting about super bowl fever
mileskahn
RT @KenTremendous : What I learned from SB ads: 1. Men are so dumb! 2. Underpants are funny. 3. Tim Tebow is dating his mom.
PhillyD
Wow so much P*SSY!!! http://bit.ly/9qwxhi
charlestrippy
I absolutely ADORE this video. I only wish I made it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m56F4EKN9hg #TotallyJealous
PhillyD
Watching House and 24 tonight. I love that all y favorite shows are on currently. What are you waiting for to come back?
nerdist
Seeing I AM COMIC. I think I'm in it! Too many of my fave comics in it to fit on here. http://yfrog.com/4f17pfj
paulscheer
Watch a sneak peek of HBO's DESIGNATED DRIVER w/Me, @RobRiggle , @RobHuebel . Directed by @JasonWoliner - http://bit.ly/c7omTp
SaraJBenincasa
Um, also? Bradley Cooper plays a gay in "Valentine's Day." Julia Roberts plays a soldier. One of these is believable.
